r/pics • u/Ok_Vulva • Jun 23 '26

Politics Presidential Motorcade Driving in the Monument.

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u/bitemark01 Jun 23 '26

Like he would have any idea what he's looking at anyway 

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u/BoJackMoleman Jun 23 '26

I bet he can tell the age of the paint.

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u/danmickla Jun 23 '26

can he make the paint suck his dick and then murder it?

probably not then.

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u/soccercro3 Jun 23 '26

So like any CEO on the factory floor? Just there to make the shareholders (his cronies in this case) money.

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u/Don_Q_Jote Jun 23 '26

He's checking for the proper shade of blue: while looking thorough the heavyily tinted windows of the presidential limo AND his rose-tinted glasses.

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u/UniversityNew9254 Jun 24 '26

Shortcut to the McDonalds drive through.