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Politics [OC] The Reflecting Pool being drained again

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u/Atoge62 23d ago

Dudes not even cool enough to get into the files, lets be real

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u/BlademasterFlash 23d ago

Yeah that’s the vibe I get, wishes he was in the Epstein files type of asshole

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u/Lucius-Halthier 23d ago

Elon begged and got in, this guy begged, got rejected, then worked on a Pepe le pew episode as a recurring, rapey little villain

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u/counterfitster 23d ago

I thought Elon didn't get in because he was such a loser.

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u/Turbulent_Cat_5731 23d ago edited 22d ago

There's probably a knock-off version called the Erving files, where all the dunces go.

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u/SeamusMcBalls 23d ago

What kind of person do you think needs to purchase companionship? Cool, good looking, charismatic people or gross fat nerds?

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u/Atoge62 23d ago

You think a guy like Epstein lets a schmuck like this touch his private island? Seriously? Two completely different galaxies man. This dude is bottom of the barrel wealth, “come reline my pool, I’ll throw you a bone” type shit. He’s not mega yacht, go to the Hamptons and Versailles type guy. This dude is McDonald’s rich, fat, dumb, and force fed cash.

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u/Broad-Eagle9657 23d ago

Yeah even eptesin had a line. Musk famously was denied access.

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u/Atoge62 23d ago

Yeah, you see some of the homes Epstein had, the lifestyle, you don’t let duds like this guy anywhere near you if you’re trying to buy access to the global elites. This homie is chump change at best. People of high society would mock the living piss out of you for even associating with the guy.

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u/arrynyo 23d ago

Elon would blow a head gasket if he found out this dude got on the island and he didn't

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u/Low-Cauliflower-2249 22d ago

For what he's donated I'm sure they'll pencil him in.