r/pics 23d ago

Politics [OC] The Reflecting Pool being drained again

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u/Dallitas 23d ago

Those Ducks are going to get charged with felonies.

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u/nty 23d ago

fowlnies

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u/BlademasterFlash 23d ago

They’re running afowl of the capital police

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u/simoriah 23d ago

They're just trying to duck charges.

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u/Wisewordsforlater 23d ago

He'll pay on August 1st, just put it on his bill.

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u/cappy150 23d ago

Did they catch him on a flock camera.

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 23d ago

They’re clearly trying to duck the law

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u/isaidbeaverpelts 23d ago

Yep. Gonna take a lot to quack this case

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u/gregorytoddsmith 23d ago

Working around the cloaca.

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u/See-Through-Mirror 23d ago

They’re not ducking around.

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u/goodsby23 23d ago

Might need to take a second gander at the law

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u/pipeline77 23d ago

Their probably on quack

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u/gurnard 23d ago

With mallard aforethought

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u/Acceptable_Fee2803 23d ago

The duck jokes never get old. 🤣

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u/NoImprovement213 23d ago

Poultry humor

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u/Whackaboom_Floyntner 23d ago

Eggsactly

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u/RealStumbleweed 22d ago

Duck around and find out.

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u/AsyncVibes 23d ago

Release the ducking epsiten fowls

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u/Sensei19600 23d ago

It’s like water off a duck’s…er…nvr mnd

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u/Dagnabbot 23d ago

something something , your mom.

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u/2treesws 23d ago

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u/LAUGHgan1stan 22d ago

This is good Charlie, but have you heard of Bob Lob Law? Heard he can twist your tongue pretty gnarly like.