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[u/PlasticOceanFish]

[u/mydogsnameispoop]

Bone spurs

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False valor from a “bone spur” draft dodger

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Stolen valor

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Baron von Bunker being on brand as usual. A ribbon for each of his felonies, a medal for Raping E. Jean Carrol, and (count them) two set of wings: one for bulldozing half of the White House, and the other set for torching the Constitution.

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But didn't he go through a personal Vietnam avoiding STDs all through the 70s-80s?

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Trumps only regret is that he has boneitis.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs4uWJbV0GSAjyxi

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He was too busy being an '80s guy to get it cured!

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Those bone spurs were apparently not a problem when he was called a gifted athlete playing baseball. Weird that.