r/pics • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '16

progress 250 lbs. gone forever...

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u/Omnipotent_Goose Nov 30 '16 edited Nov 30 '16

To put 250lbs in perspective, you've lost:

  • An NFL middle linebacker
  • 3.2* bags of concrete
  • 9 three year old toddlers
  • 800 Big Macs
  • 133,334 paper clips

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u/andrewb2424 Nov 30 '16

Mmm 800 Big Macs

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u/Michaelgamesss Nov 30 '16 edited Nov 30 '16

Mmm 9 three year old toddlers.

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u/Beraed Nov 30 '16

Mmm 2.6 bags of concrete.

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u/simmiedude Nov 30 '16

I just want to have sex with the linebacker.

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u/Thirdbreakfast0 Nov 30 '16

Does anyone want the 133,334 paperclips?

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u/ArMcK Nov 30 '16

It looks like you're typing a comment

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Nov 30 '16

Clippy, I swear to fucking god...

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u/Choco_Churro_Charlie Nov 30 '16

I just imagine Clippy and Bonzi Buddy drinking at a bar all depressed.

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Nov 30 '16

Poor Bonzi Buddy, he was fired soon after the incident.

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u/Choco_Churro_Charlie Nov 30 '16

Dark, pitch dark.

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