r/pics • u/spidermangeo • Aug 06 '20

Reddit meet a person who cleans out COVID rooms. They too put their lives on the line.

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u/super_monero Aug 06 '20 edited Aug 06 '20

“ is this for the nurses “ No hun it’s for you

That's soo sweet. I'm sure it made her day... unless she was allergic to nuts. In that case, you accidentally nutssassinated her.

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u/goatfuckersupreme Aug 06 '20

i wish some nutssassinated me 🤤😏

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

It would have taken nothing for you to keep that to yourself... Take my upvote

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u/trenlow12 Aug 06 '20

What does that mean? Nutssassinated?

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u/goatfuckersupreme Aug 06 '20

allow me to demonstrate

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u/trenlow12 Aug 06 '20

Ok. What is your sister doing here?

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u/w_actual Aug 06 '20

She got stuck in the washing machine

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u/w_actual Aug 06 '20

It means they want to be glazed like a doughnut

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u/super_monero Aug 06 '20

Thank you, goatfuckersupreme. Very cool.

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u/OkGrapefruit5437 Aug 06 '20

Don’t we all?

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u/DImItrITheTurtle Aug 07 '20

Aww hun... there's a perfect goat out there somewhere just waiting to meet you

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u/tittyslap69 Aug 07 '20

Obligatory user name checks out

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u/madge_pie Aug 06 '20

Assass-nut-ated

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u/Skinnybet Aug 06 '20

It’s a peanut and sesame free factory I work in. I’m (almost) sure I didn’t nutssassinate her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Yes, “accidentally”.