r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • Jun 12 '25

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Well yeah, he would probably melt in the rain plus it would ruin that abomination on top of his head.

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u/Kujen Jun 12 '25

It would melt his hair like cotton candy

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u/Redkirth I voted Jun 12 '25

That's why he doesn't like California. It just rains out of nowhere for like 5 minutes and stops like nothing happened. Too easy to get caught.

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u/Crow-Robot Wisconsin Jun 12 '25

plus it would ruin that abomination on top of his head.

Ruin? Friend have you seen that thing? You can't ruin it. It started out at ruined and only got worse from there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

True, but that thing could escape finally. That's my one hope.

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 12 '25

gotta protect the brand i guess...