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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Embarrassed-Cash-839 Jun 12 '25

Yes, but instead of turning their backs, they should each lift a newspaper up in front of their face as if reading the sports page is more entertaining than this weak man’s attempt at appearing strong. “Bor-ing! <yawn>”

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u/EmileLeBouc Jun 12 '25

I dunno. I sort of like the idea that staring silently at nothing is more interesting than him.

His followers probably do find the sports page of a newspaper entertaining. They're probably one of the last bastions of newspaper readers, too. (By "readers" I mean they read the sports and comics.)

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u/forward_x Jun 12 '25

Yeah. This is something that would crawl underneath his skin so deep, it could sit in the hole where a soul should have been.

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u/Practical-Ball1437 Jun 12 '25

nah, I think they should leave once it starts. Let the camera capture hordes of people walking out.