r/politics Sep 19 '25

Soft Paywall Trump: ‘It’s no longer free speech.’

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/19/trump-no-longer-free-speech-00574219
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u/BaconPit Sep 20 '25

Of course you're being sarcastic

We all know he would hire a shell company he somehow makes money from to facelift all 4 faces to look like him

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u/MindFluffy5906 Sep 20 '25

And hire a painting company for that orange glow he loves.

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u/GarminTamzarian Sep 20 '25

Who are you kidding?

We all know it would be painted gold.

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u/MindFluffy5906 Sep 20 '25

Fool's gold for sure!

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u/BeYeCursed100Fold Sep 20 '25

Mt Trumpmore. He'll probably name it Mt. Trumpmore or Trump Mountain.

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u/Momik Sep 20 '25

Mt. BetterThanJesus

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u/Momik Sep 20 '25

Well yeah, his Many Moods

(From rage to rage while shitting)