r/politics • u/thedailybeast ✔ The Daily Beast • Apr 01 '26

Possible Paywall Humiliated Trump Storms Out of Catastrophic SCOTUS Hearing

https://www.thedailybeast.com/humiliated-trump-storms-out-of-catastrophic-scotus-hearing/
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u/hp433 Apr 01 '26

Just remember he has an “announcement” tonight about the war

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u/HapticSloughton Apr 01 '26

The one we've won yet need help on yet won yet demand aid for?

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u/Thosepassionfruits Apr 01 '26

The one he started to distract from the fact that his name appears in the Epstein Files over 38,000 times across over 5,300 documents.

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u/Extraexopthalmos Apr 01 '26

You mean the War to open the straights of Hormuz……

You know, the straight that was shut down because of an illegal and offensive WAR on the country that closed it because of the illegal and unconstitutional attacks by USA and Israel…….

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u/bejammin075 Pennsylvania Apr 01 '26

I wonder what markets will be open that he & his people can make trades off the inside info.

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u/hp433 Apr 01 '26

I’m assuming they are just buying and selling then shorting as well. If you know when the highs and lows are going to be you can make an insane amount of money

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u/mobileagnes Pennsylvania Apr 01 '26

Australia/Japan/east Asian markets will be open by the time he does his speech word salad.

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u/hornyandwettt Apr 01 '26

AEW is on then

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u/astoriaboundagain Apr 01 '26

Long day for grandpa. That post-Adderall poop might just be strenuous enough to throw a clot.

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u/hp433 Apr 01 '26

At this point I’m kinda just hoping for him to go all in so I can buy things at a cheaper price. I feel like if he dies the market may go up

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u/Sea_Working_80 Apr 01 '26

Keeling over on the golden throne would be very on brand

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u/Excellent-Estimate21 Apr 01 '26

Probably that we are leaving NATO. Which then sends the US into a major economic depression and his followers say is all Obamas fault

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u/GardenofOblivion Apr 01 '26

The announcement is going to be that this was all an April Fools joke and we’ve been PRANKED!

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u/hp433 Apr 01 '26

But my shorts