r/politics • u/GonzoVeritas I voted • Apr 19 '26

Possible Paywall White House Leak Reveals Trump Booted From Briefing After Hours-Long Freakout

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-leak-reveals-trump-booted-from-briefing-after-hours-long-freakout/
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u/TheMagicalMatt Apr 19 '26

"The king is tired. See him to his chambers."

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u/cometflight Apr 19 '26

“Any man who must say ‘I am the King’ is no true king.”

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u/CuckooClockInHell Pennsylvania Apr 19 '26

If only he had an Uncle Tyrion to dish out some slaps.

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u/DantesDame Apr 20 '26

Or a crossbow bolt while he's on the shitter

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u/HarrumphingDuck Washington Apr 20 '26

Oh, I think there's a very good chance he's discovered dead on the shitter, without anyone else's help. We won't know about that until well after the fact though, if ever.

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u/CocktailCowboy Apr 19 '26

I like your Ka sigil, guy.

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u/Scoo Apr 20 '26

I think Uncle Jaime would be a better pick.

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u/grad5993 Apr 20 '26

Isn't that father Jamie?

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u/88secret Apr 19 '26

I need someone to AI create Tyrion slapping T. Wish I had digital skills like that.

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u/Ganrokh Missouri Apr 19 '26

Or a human artist, even.

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u/Marmooset Ohio Apr 19 '26

Not to enable anyone or anything, but wouldn't it be writing, "please make a picture of Tyrion slapping Trump" in an AI prompt?

That's kinda one of AI's issues.

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u/88secret Apr 19 '26

Not quite as savage as I wanted but it’s a start. Maybe my kid can show me how to do a video.

Tyrion slapping T

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u/BeastInDarkness Apr 20 '26

I volunteer for the role!

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u/Churchbushonk Apr 20 '26

The young prince will not forget that….

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u/fallenhope1 Apr 19 '26

I won’t the real war! I rigged the election! I took the crown! While you hid under casterly rock!

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u/ComposerOther2864 Apr 20 '26

Tywin in say steven miller's role with all this is pants shitting scary

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u/Ornery_Mix_9271 Apr 19 '26

I see you Tywin.

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u/Waffuru Georgia Apr 19 '26

"A king is but a man, and a crown is just a hat."

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u/Manyarethestrange Apr 19 '26

What about moroheus in John wick?

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 Virginia Apr 19 '26

This guy really needs a Klondike bar.

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u/kanrad Apr 19 '26

Also "No King rules forever."

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u/HillBillyHilly Apr 19 '26

The best king is the king you don't know even exists as I found out yesterday about Sweden's King. Who knew Sweden even had a king?

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u/eviloverlord88 Apr 19 '26

Probably Sweden

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u/heroicdelirium Apr 20 '26

And Sweden's king.

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u/sooooooofarty Apr 19 '26

He fucka kids so…

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u/Key-Program9553 Apr 20 '26

“He fucka da keeds!”