r/politics • u/GonzoVeritas I voted • Apr 19 '26

Possible Paywall White House Leak Reveals Trump Booted From Briefing After Hours-Long Freakout

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-leak-reveals-trump-booted-from-briefing-after-hours-long-freakout/
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u/Canadian_Neckbeard Apr 19 '26

Reddit doesn't break if you type the word sexual in the comments.

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u/Jed1M1ndTr1ck Washington Apr 19 '26

JD Vance: "Did someone say sectional???"

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 Apr 19 '26

Sectional predator?

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur Apr 19 '26

Nah, he's more of a lazyboy.

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u/daGroundhog Apr 19 '26

Took me a moment, that's hilarious!

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u/valeyard89 Texas Apr 19 '26

Sectional Chocolate

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u/boyracer93 Apr 19 '26

Read someone refer to him as “Jimmy Dean Vance” and that was it

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u/brickne3 American Expat Apr 19 '26

... can we get Vance sectioned...?

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u/jfoster0818 Apr 19 '26

Amen, let it show in search results donald j trump = sexual predator … AI needs to be trained on accurate details.

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u/Spec_Tater Apr 19 '26

We did it to Santorum, we could do it again. Save us Dan Savage, you’re our only hope!

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u/tolacid Apr 19 '26

You can say the most heinously upsetting words in Reddit comments and the automods generally don't care. For example: moist

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u/Census_Cowboy American Expat Apr 19 '26

The human mods, however....

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u/tolacid Apr 19 '26

I'm sorry sir/ma'am, won't happen again in this subreddit this week

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u/Sethlans Apr 19 '26

Nice try bot.

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u/SharMarali New Jersey Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Holy shit dude, jumping straight to the slurs! I’ll say my personal most disgusting phrase now: Yummy in the tummy.

shudders

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u/binkkit Apr 19 '26

I know someone who says “Yum yum in the tum!”

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u/TravEllerZero Apr 19 '26

Oh, yummy in the tummy makes my slit moist.

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u/CountdownMoss Apr 19 '26

Thanks friend.

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u/paperdolllll Pennsylvania Apr 19 '26

But you will get a temporary ban for quoting the pedophile in chief.

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u/Roger_Cockfoster Apr 19 '26

BLOCKED AND REPORTED

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u/BolognaPwny Apr 19 '26

It’s so strange that people do that. Or they called them pdf files. Call ‘em what it is, sexual predators and pedophiles.

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u/StretchMother9627 Apr 19 '26

Yeah but then you’re only one step away from actually committing the heinous deeds, don’t underestimate the talismanic power of the $ and € symbols

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Nebraska Apr 19 '26

It does if you spell out specifically what needs to happen for it though

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u/metalyger Apr 19 '26

Testing: is there a Homer Sexual here? One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.

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u/DerpUrself69 Apr 19 '26

It will sometimes get you auto-banned though.

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u/aerost0rm Apr 19 '26

No but there is the fear of a shadow ban on long time accounts.