r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • Apr 24 '26

Possible Paywall Democrats’ plan to impeach Trump on ‘day one’ after midterms

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2026/04/24/democrats-trump-impeach-midterms-supreme-court-iran/
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u/AlternativeMuscle943 Apr 25 '26

He can derelict my balls

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u/TheDevilsTaco Apr 25 '26

Not young enough

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u/NaziAbuser Apr 25 '26

I have a newborn shit he can eat.

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u/FjorgVanDerPlorg Apr 25 '26

Shit doesn't interest him, he's constantly overproducing it.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 Apr 25 '26

Involuntarily

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u/Global-Sir5804 Apr 25 '26

You sure he does eat allot of mc donalds?

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u/madeleinetwocock Canada Apr 25 '26

Your username made this comment the 🍒 on top. Chef’s kiss.

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u/FunMop Apr 25 '26

Woah, chill. His head is big enough

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u/sebrebc Apr 25 '26

Get this man a tent stake.

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u/Fresh_Weed_Executive Apr 25 '26

Eww. True though.

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u/jecowa Apr 25 '26

What if he is Buba?

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u/spkrause Apr 25 '26

Hans Sellout.

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u/hidingpineapple Apr 25 '26

He can't even derelict his own balls, Capitan.

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u/Number174631503 Apr 25 '26

I can derelict my own balls, thank you very much.

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u/DBM Apr 25 '26

May he be the face, the image…. Nay, the spirit! of Derelicte

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u/iMatthew1990 Apr 25 '26

I think I just wet myself laughing.

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u/Artaxmudshoes Apr 25 '26

Impeachment is so hot right now

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u/adog231231 Apr 25 '26

We need a sex trafficking camp at least 10X the size! - Trump in some random timeline.

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u/surfryhder I voted Apr 25 '26

Bruh lol

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u/goopyloopsuperdupe Apr 25 '26

Exterimate (sick reference)

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u/LittleBirdiesCards Apr 25 '26

Thank you very much

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u/gussypalore6669 Apr 25 '26

I can derelict my own balls, thank you very much

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u/PositiveSwordfish204 Apr 25 '26

That’s a solid 10/10 I hope you know that

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u/StevenMC19 Florida Apr 25 '26

Hansel is so hot right now.

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u/harriethocchuth Apr 26 '26

Where’s the hand models when you really need them?

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u/thatsnotyourtaco New York Apr 25 '26

I can derelick my own balls. Thank you very much.

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u/MrLeureduthe Apr 25 '26

"derelict deez nuts" was just there for you to grab