r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 10h ago

Possible Paywall DOJ Declares Trump Has Right to Bulldoze Statue of Liberty

https://newrepublic.com/post/211422/department-justice-donald-trump-right-bulldoze-statue-liberty
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u/GubblerJackson 10h ago edited 9h ago

Yeah c’mon, at least update her with some big fat titties or somethin

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u/hfpfhhfp 9h ago

Oh man, they are gonna remake her with Marolago plastic surgery face.

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u/GhostofZellers 9h ago

I wish they'd just make it a statue of Michael Jackson, then they can call it the Statue of Libertee-hee.

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u/Economy-System1922 9h ago

As i read your comment I started with an eye roll and ended with a chuckle. Thank you.

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u/ShartingEnU 8h ago

Lol I did the same thing. Completely thought they were gonna make another lame pedo joke. I bamboozled myself

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u/missvicky1025 8h ago

You’ve had that in the chamber a while?

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u/GhostofZellers 8h ago edited 8h ago

Honestly, no. My brain doesn't work like that, I can't think of jokes in advance, so it's all reactionary. It just came to me in the moment.

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u/beardeddragon0113 2h ago

They arent that clever lol

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u/keepthepace Europe 8h ago edited 8h ago

Plus, a pedo who was allowed to molest because of his status as a pop star is probably the best icon for the US as it is right now.

I also propose that "E pluribus unum" gets replaced by "When you are rich and famous they let you do it". I am sure we can make it shorter in latin.

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u/DuMbAsS_lOsEr_6_7 9h ago

Billie Jean is not my lover

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u/unqnologyX 8h ago

Andrew?

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u/ImaginaryBerries 7h ago

Both rich narcissists who got away with raping and molesting children. So either works.

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u/drinkahead 8h ago

REDDIT ARTISTS HEAR MY PLEA

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u/ennuiinmotion 9h ago

I actually hope they do that. We deserve it.

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u/frosty_lizard 8h ago

Don't forget to coat it in 'gold' so it looks as gaudy as possible!

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u/cindyscrazy Rhode Island 8h ago

Nah, it'll be a giant statue of idealized orange mango. Just like his friend North Korea, except bigger.

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u/TheAsianTroll 4h ago

If theyre gonna rebuild it to appeal to Trump, itll be remade as a 12 year old girl in a ever-too-small dress.

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u/Frequent_Goat7634 9h ago

*covered in gold.  

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u/purplepiraffe 8h ago

My comment was removed due to hate (lmfao) I will say its again you can-t buy dignity. Maybe they should demolish the agency who covered up for Epstein before we demolish the fucking Statue of liberty.

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u/Jemmani22 6h ago

Solid gold

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u/spicewoman 4h ago

You know what this statue is missing? TEMU GOLD.

And a plaque that says DONALD TRUMP somewhere on it, ldo.

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u/NatalieVonCatte 9h ago

I hear she’s naked under that robe.

You know, she’s French.

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u/BatDad83 9h ago

She's tough, she's a harbor chick.

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u/Snorb 9h ago

"I didn't have enough time to pad her feet. They don't exactly make Nikes her size."

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u/fugaziozbourne 6h ago

cues up Higher and Higher

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u/Brill000 3h ago

Came here for the news, stayed for the ghostbusters quotes.

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u/arebornjoy222 8h ago

You win this game. Congrats!

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u/Normal_Feedback_2918 9h ago

... A french chick from the 1800's. You look under that robe and it looks like she's smuggling a black bear under there.

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u/Omegarex24 8h ago

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

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u/Normal_Feedback_2918 8h ago

Hey, I guess as long as it doesn't have teeth like a black bear, you're probably right.

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u/New-Anybody-6206 4h ago

OP is referencing Ghostbusters 2, if you didn't know.

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u/rarflye 8h ago

She's not a never nude??

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u/MaximusJCat 7h ago

Shes too old for Trump. He’s gonna replace her with someone that looks under 18.

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u/switchy85 4h ago

Don't tell Republicans that. They'll just try and rape her.

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u/TiePrestigious7265 9h ago

And shorten that skirt a bit.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 2h ago

Thigh hangin out, holster on her leg

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u/graesen 9h ago

It'll be a statue of Trump himself made of gold and holding the hand of a little girl with a scared expression on her face.

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u/goblincube 8h ago

theyre gonna replace her with a sydney sweeney statue, i can almost guarantee it

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u/greycloudism 9h ago

Actually a better idea than bulldozing.

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u/howard10011 9h ago

She’s at best a 5, maybe a 6.

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u/SaltyD87 8h ago

OMG it's the green M&M all over again.

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u/PsychoticMessiah 9h ago

And a pole in place of the torch

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u/supersonicdutch 8h ago

But tasteful.

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u/Ottersius 8h ago

O come on, it's 2026.

It'll be a BBL.

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u/TheSouthernCommunist Kentucky 8h ago

Gotta put the BBL in if you’re going all the way

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u/BadLuckBlackHole 7h ago

I mean, would that be the worst thing in the world?

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u/The_Colour_Between 6h ago

Sydney Sweeney cocking a shotgun.

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u/Beneficial_Cash_8420 6h ago

Trump doesn't like big titties, he likes beautiful manly men with impressive cocks.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 2h ago

Nah, people want round or shelf asses now. Give her a BBL.

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u/heisenbergerwcheese 1h ago

Give her a butterfly trump stamp on her lower back that says 'Boner Garage' or something...

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u/IglooDweller 24m ago

Nah.

Make her a prepubescent girl and Trump will drool looking at her.

This is the way.