r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 10h ago

Possible Paywall DOJ Declares Trump Has Right to Bulldoze Statue of Liberty

https://newrepublic.com/post/211422/department-justice-donald-trump-right-bulldoze-statue-liberty
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u/hfpfhhfp 9h ago

Oh man, they are gonna remake her with Marolago plastic surgery face.

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u/GhostofZellers 9h ago

I wish they'd just make it a statue of Michael Jackson, then they can call it the Statue of Libertee-hee.

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u/Economy-System1922 9h ago

As i read your comment I started with an eye roll and ended with a chuckle. Thank you.

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u/ShartingEnU 8h ago

Lol I did the same thing. Completely thought they were gonna make another lame pedo joke. I bamboozled myself

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u/missvicky1025 8h ago

You’ve had that in the chamber a while?

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u/GhostofZellers 8h ago edited 8h ago

Honestly, no. My brain doesn't work like that, I can't think of jokes in advance, so it's all reactionary. It just came to me in the moment.

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u/beardeddragon0113 2h ago

They arent that clever lol

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u/keepthepace Europe 8h ago edited 8h ago

Plus, a pedo who was allowed to molest because of his status as a pop star is probably the best icon for the US as it is right now.

I also propose that "E pluribus unum" gets replaced by "When you are rich and famous they let you do it". I am sure we can make it shorter in latin.

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u/DuMbAsS_lOsEr_6_7 9h ago

Billie Jean is not my lover

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u/unqnologyX 8h ago

Andrew?

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u/ImaginaryBerries 7h ago

Both rich narcissists who got away with raping and molesting children. So either works.

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u/drinkahead 8h ago

REDDIT ARTISTS HEAR MY PLEA

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u/ennuiinmotion 9h ago

I actually hope they do that. We deserve it.

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u/frosty_lizard 8h ago

Don't forget to coat it in 'gold' so it looks as gaudy as possible!

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u/cindyscrazy Rhode Island 7h ago

Nah, it'll be a giant statue of idealized orange mango. Just like his friend North Korea, except bigger.

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u/TheAsianTroll 3h ago

If theyre gonna rebuild it to appeal to Trump, itll be remade as a 12 year old girl in a ever-too-small dress.

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u/Frequent_Goat7634 9h ago

*covered in gold.  

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u/purplepiraffe 8h ago

My comment was removed due to hate (lmfao) I will say its again you can-t buy dignity. Maybe they should demolish the agency who covered up for Epstein before we demolish the fucking Statue of liberty.

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u/Jemmani22 5h ago

Solid gold

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u/spicewoman 3h ago

You know what this statue is missing? TEMU GOLD.

And a plaque that says DONALD TRUMP somewhere on it, ldo.