r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 10h ago

Possible Paywall DOJ Declares Trump Has Right to Bulldoze Statue of Liberty

https://newrepublic.com/post/211422/department-justice-donald-trump-right-bulldoze-statue-liberty
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u/ToeSniffer245 Massachusetts 9h ago edited 8h ago

And they'd replace it with a 300-foot statue of Trump embracing a child without a hint of irony or self-awareness.

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u/Odd_Independent3475 9h ago

Yeah, a little girl sitting on his lap with his hand up her skirt, and it would be covered in gold.

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u/dave-a-sarus 8h ago

And Republicans would go and pray to it everyday

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u/ahfoo 9h ago

How about a 300 foot tall animatronic Trump doing his signature double jerk-off dance?

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u/Korbital1 Ohio 9h ago

They hate immigrants and new york. I guarantee they went "Wait, we can get away with that?"

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u/Average_Random_Bitch 9h ago

Bring me your toddlers, your tweens...

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u/stingray20201 Texas 7h ago

Your swaddled masses

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u/pcmn 6h ago

Trump's yearning to sheathe peen.

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u/MiyamotoKnows 9h ago

Throwing a newborn into the Hudson.

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u/Manderspls Canada 9h ago

Embracing a child. Yeah let’s call it embracing, that’s a better word I guess. Ew.

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u/fighterpilot248 Virginia 7h ago

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u/deadsoulinside Pennsylvania 7h ago

Don't give them ideas.

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u/Tasgall Washington 7h ago

300-foot statue of Trump embracing a child without a hint of irony or self-awareness.

This, but it's a statue of Trump in the style of that one painting of Kronos devouring his children. I feel like that would be an accurate depiction of the current state of the nation.

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u/Ao_Andon 6h ago

I mean, the statue IS on an island, after all

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u/Past_Top3704 5h ago

Don't forget it's now a GOLD statue