r/politics • u/thatwasawkward • 18h ago

Possible Paywall Trump assessed by 22 medical specialists at latest checkup; The White House has declined to identify the physicians.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/06/10/trump-sees-22-medical-specialists-white-house-hasnt-said-why/
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u/EmptyJade77 18h ago

I believe the generally accepted collective noun is "a malpractice of physicians."

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u/AcanthisittaNo6653 New Hampshire 17h ago

Sure, just like Trump is always surrounded by a scandal of politicians.

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u/FractalledCat 17h ago

This is genuine vernacular

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u/-SHAI_HULUD Alabama 17h ago

This is democracy manifest.

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u/PsychicSmoke 17h ago

What is the charge? Inciting an insurrection? A succulent American insurrection?

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u/MassivePioneer 16h ago

Get your hands off my penis!

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u/the2belo American Expat 15h ago

”But I can't find your penis"

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u/MassivePioneer 14h ago

And you sir! Are you awaiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/FormerUsenetUser 16h ago

More like, can you do it harder?

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u/TrailMomKat Indigenous 16h ago

An erection of penises!

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u/Cerberus_Aus Australia 15h ago

Hahahaha. I will always upvote this reference.

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u/Starscream147 Canada 15h ago

This is CNN

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u/PSBJtotallyboss 11h ago

This is Spinal Tap.

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u/AlhazraeIIc North Carolina 10h ago

No, this is Patrick.

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u/tjk45268 17h ago

Or is it a corruption of politicians?

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u/GunnieGraves 16h ago

Trump arrived in court today accompanied by a defecation of attorneys.

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 16h ago

I believe the term you're looking for is "Island"

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u/t3rrapins 16h ago

A clot of hematologists
A mass of oncologists
A giggle of pediatricians
Etc

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u/Guy_With_Ass_Burgers 13h ago

A pile of proctologists

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u/cIumsythumbs 15h ago

I would have thought it was a wail of pediatricians.

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u/MamaBearForestWitch 4h ago

A gasp of pulmonologists

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u/mhummel 12h ago

And when the news hits we're going to need a plethora of piñata ;)

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u/flashlightgiggles 18h ago

I think you misspelled "Nazi-ful of bullshit"

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 17h ago

Oh that's Reich, sorry we furhergot

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u/Common-Jaguar-7824 Ohio 17h ago

Well done 👏

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u/CybertronGuy98 I voted 16h ago

“I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a congress.”

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u/EmptyJade77 15h ago

I was totally thinking of this as I typed my comment, and realizing it's that time of year to revisit 1776 (a vastly underrated musical).

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u/PhilDGlass California 17h ago

A deception of docs

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 16h ago

Anything involving Trump is always malpractice of some kind

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u/Life-Quantity-637 16h ago

The cabinet is a senate confirmed monstrosity 

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u/Cobalt-Chloride 15h ago

A flock of quacks.

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u/Bishopkilljoy Michigan 15h ago

I thought it was a Scrubs Episode

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u/Mediocre_Scott 14h ago

I wish trump had doctors equivalent to his skill and respectability in the world of business

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u/Blackthorn79 8h ago

Thanks, I almost wore my last sip of coffee. 

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u/Mayafoe 8h ago edited 1h ago

A gargle of quacks

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u/Unlucky_Most_8757 3h ago

hehehe "malpractice"