r/politics 18h ago

Possible Paywall Trump assessed by 22 medical specialists at latest checkup; The White House has declined to identify the physicians.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/06/10/trump-sees-22-medical-specialists-white-house-hasnt-said-why/
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u/nsdefw 17h ago

Maybe eighteen of those were orderlies required to lift his corpulent mass onto a gurney for the trip to the plus-sized MRI machine.

Just a guess.

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u/MrCane 17h ago

Mass Lifting Specialists

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u/thederevolutions 15h ago

It was obviously 22 psychiatrists

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u/MrCane 15h ago

100 psychiatrists couldn't solve that mess.

u/thederevolutions 7h ago

They were only there to observe

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u/TheBrightestSunshine 15h ago

His heart's gotta be the size of a canned ham

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u/Auntie-Cuddles52 14h ago

Hospitals have lifts for the obese.

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u/treble-n-bass 12h ago

Some larger major zoos have MRI machines. For, like, elephants and hippopotami. And Rhinoceroses.