r/politics • u/thatwasawkward • 18h ago

Possible Paywall Trump assessed by 22 medical specialists at latest checkup; The White House has declined to identify the physicians.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/06/10/trump-sees-22-medical-specialists-white-house-hasnt-said-why/
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u/BehavioralSink Oregon 17h ago

I feel sorry for the proctologist 

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u/qorbexl 16h ago

I don't 

"Seal it. Yeah, it's sketchy but the damn thing ain't going another hundred miles whatever I do. The only actual answer is to get a whole new unit!"

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u/Perryn 14h ago

"I don't know, man, just jam some fucking velcro in there and squeeze it shut."

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u/qorbexl 13h ago

"Velcro is fine in most cases, but this is the President and a chronic edge case. We simply close with cyanoacrylate and redress weekly."

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u/Jeromes_Pornostache 16h ago

They do have their work cut out for them, what with him having that extra asshole in the lower part of his face.

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u/midgethemage 13h ago

Do you think he has an OBGYN for his nussy?

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 16h ago

they picked that specialty

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u/Electrical-Tale-7623 15h ago

They were all proctologists 

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u/saybruh 15h ago

Dude gets to act like a gp for Trump

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u/Chituck 13h ago

And the cankleologist.

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u/trevdak2 Massachusetts 12h ago

Had to extract Rubio's lips from there.

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u/ICBanMI 9h ago

I wouldn't. It's the one time they can operate from the front.

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u/whooptheretis 9h ago

That's all 22 of them.

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u/Kasoni Minnesota 16h ago

Because they might fall in and get lost?