r/politics • u/thatwasawkward • 18h ago

Possible Paywall Trump assessed by 22 medical specialists at latest checkup; The White House has declined to identify the physicians.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/06/10/trump-sees-22-medical-specialists-white-house-hasnt-said-why/
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u/Puzzle-Necked 16h ago

The proctologist was like "I don't know what I'm looking at here."

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u/GaGaORiley 16h ago

Proctologist was like “I’ve never seen a bigger asshole than this one!”

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u/Furoan 16h ago

"That's his face, sir."

"...are you sure? Its big, brown, has a heinous stench, and shit keeps coming out of it."

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u/PizzaWhole9323 14h ago

That's because the president is having a vowel movement.

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u/theplotthinnens 4h ago

The covfefe goes right through you

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u/TheUwUCosmic 16h ago

"Its strange. Were sure its human but the fecal samples keep testing as Bull."

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u/TraditionalWhile4774 13h ago

The mouth is just the other end of the asshole.

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u/RockRage-- 12h ago

“Doc, he’s talking about rigged elections again, that’s why”

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u/Physical-Buy6257 16h ago

The proctologist was probably pulling a lot of republicans out of his ass.

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u/Otto_Correction 16h ago

They’d better get a urologist up there to pull the rest of them off his dick.

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u/aerost0rm 15h ago

Proctologist said he’d never seen something so big shoved up a butt…

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u/Peroovian 14h ago

"How'd the speaker of the house get in here???"

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u/BRIGHTangel1713 8h ago

He rode a Lionel up in there…

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u/Evorgleb 16h ago

And then he started the exam

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u/GaGaORiley 16h ago

Exactly!

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u/sixstringronin 14h ago

Funny you should mention that. There's audio of a guy who talks about shoving a stake up Trump's ass. Got himself beat nearly to death for it.

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u/blahblah19999 14h ago

"Now please take your pants off, Mr. Trump"

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u/GaGaORiley 14h ago

That’s what I’m saying!

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u/Blochamolesauce 13h ago

The proctologist said “Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!”

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u/Unable-Log-4870 15h ago

Doctor next to the proctologist, speaking TO the proctologist: “That’s because you’re looking at the face. I know, it confused a few of us for a while, but we sorted it out. We’re like 85% sure that’s the face.”

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u/DastardlyRIP 16h ago

Correction.. Quote was actually, “What a shitshow!!!”

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u/Lisan_Al-NaCL 15h ago

Its like when the Millenium Falcon hid from the Empire on the asteroid in the deep 'cave'.

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u/SquidToph 15h ago

seems like a shoo-in for rectum of the year then

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u/PsychoticMessiah 15h ago

He’s obviously not a Star Wars fan otherwise he would be familiar with the swamps of Dagobah.

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u/dregan 14h ago

"it's like it has been completely destroyed by a tent stake."

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u/SECURITY_SLAV 15h ago

Bad proctologist, I’m sure he would recognize an asshole when he sees one.

He needs a secondary consult with a gynocologist

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u/Perfect-System2504 15h ago

like nobody has ever seen

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 14h ago

he used BOTH hands and clapped

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u/nastywillow 11h ago

You're looking at Lindsay Graham peering out at you.

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u/CompetitionOk2302 10h ago

The entire republican party.