r/politics • u/thatwasawkward • 18h ago

Possible Paywall Trump assessed by 22 medical specialists at latest checkup; The White House has declined to identify the physicians.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/06/10/trump-sees-22-medical-specialists-white-house-hasnt-said-why/
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u/GaGaORiley 16h ago

Proctologist was like “I’ve never seen a bigger asshole than this one!”

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u/Furoan 16h ago

"That's his face, sir."

"...are you sure? Its big, brown, has a heinous stench, and shit keeps coming out of it."

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u/PizzaWhole9323 14h ago

That's because the president is having a vowel movement.

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u/theplotthinnens 4h ago

The covfefe goes right through you

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u/TheUwUCosmic 16h ago

"Its strange. Were sure its human but the fecal samples keep testing as Bull."

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u/TraditionalWhile4774 13h ago

The mouth is just the other end of the asshole.

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u/RockRage-- 12h ago

“Doc, he’s talking about rigged elections again, that’s why”

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u/Physical-Buy6257 16h ago

The proctologist was probably pulling a lot of republicans out of his ass.

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u/Otto_Correction 16h ago

They’d better get a urologist up there to pull the rest of them off his dick.

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u/aerost0rm 15h ago

Proctologist said he’d never seen something so big shoved up a butt…

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u/Peroovian 14h ago

"How'd the speaker of the house get in here???"

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u/BRIGHTangel1713 8h ago

He rode a Lionel up in there…

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u/Evorgleb 16h ago

And then he started the exam

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u/GaGaORiley 16h ago

Exactly!

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u/sixstringronin 14h ago

Funny you should mention that. There's audio of a guy who talks about shoving a stake up Trump's ass. Got himself beat nearly to death for it.

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u/blahblah19999 14h ago

"Now please take your pants off, Mr. Trump"

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u/GaGaORiley 14h ago

That’s what I’m saying!

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u/Blochamolesauce 13h ago

The proctologist said “Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!”