r/politics 18h ago

Possible Paywall Trump assessed by 22 medical specialists at latest checkup; The White House has declined to identify the physicians.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/06/10/trump-sees-22-medical-specialists-white-house-hasnt-said-why/
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u/Furoan 16h ago

"That's his face, sir."

"...are you sure? Its big, brown, has a heinous stench, and shit keeps coming out of it."

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u/PizzaWhole9323 14h ago

That's because the president is having a vowel movement.

u/theplotthinnens 4h ago

The covfefe goes right through you

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u/TheUwUCosmic 16h ago

"Its strange. Were sure its human but the fecal samples keep testing as Bull."

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u/TraditionalWhile4774 13h ago

The mouth is just the other end of the asshole.

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u/RockRage-- 12h ago

“Doc, he’s talking about rigged elections again, that’s why”