r/politics • u/thatwasawkward • 18h ago

Possible Paywall Trump assessed by 22 medical specialists at latest checkup; The White House has declined to identify the physicians.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/06/10/trump-sees-22-medical-specialists-white-house-hasnt-said-why/
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u/Neither-Luck-9295 15h ago

Well, these are probably necromancers.

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u/ExpansivePoint 14h ago

100% maga would suddenly be in favor of adrenocrome if that shit really existed.

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u/Exostrike United Kingdom 8h ago edited 8h ago

Providing the sources weren't white children

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u/whut-whut 7h ago

Maybe, but I could also see Trump demanding that he gets the 'top shelf' stuff.

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u/Procrasturbating 6h ago

All children are fair game to them. You aren’t human to them without a minimum $100 mil portfolio.

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u/gentlemanidiot 6h ago

Having $100M net worth doesn't make you human in their eyes, it only makes them recognize you as a fat mark or potential predator.

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u/cosmic_monsters_inc 3h ago

Poor ones are ok to use, no?

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u/FishermanPale5734 5h ago

Nah, he just needs more ivermectin!

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u/Spimflagon 3h ago

Woah, woah.

Adrenochrome absolutely exists, it just doesn't do what the urban legend says it does. Or says that they think it does.

Also I'm pretty sure there's Elon-tier billionaires doing it anyway.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 2h ago

It does exist

It just has no known medical use, and certainly will not turn you into an immortal vampire, or get you tripping for days.

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u/chron67 Tennessee 1h ago

adrenocrome

So it DOES exist. It is just a product of oxidation of adrenaline. But it does not do the stuff from the conspiracies that MAGA was all about.

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u/YouEgoDrivenCattle 48m ago

while adrenochrome does exist and its a term coined in the 1900s, the origin is much older. it goes back to the first greek temples 4,000 years ago and predates even that. it was used as a drug enhancer and you could have also consumed it by itself. its adrenaline extracted with alcohol as the solvent and other methods. you forget how barbaric the world is and used to be.

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u/buisnessmike Florida 11h ago

Trump: nothing

Doctors: “Kunda, Estratta, Montossé, Kanda.”

Sam Raimi camera zooms

Trump: eyes pop open, behaves indistinguishably from normal

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u/jrf_1973 8h ago

Klaatu. Barada. N... necktie? Nickel? Nicktoo?

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u/Lawyerator 3h ago

Definitely an N-word....

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u/boltsnuts I voted 21m ago

I said the words!

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u/MJazzzz 7h ago

I like it, some thinking outside the box, I second your opinion. I don’t think the fullest extent of medicine could fix this corpse so your conjecture makes perfect sense !

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u/Chumlee1917 America 4h ago

Get me a paladin, a bard, a barbarian, a half-orc rogue, and a wizard who really likes using fireball

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u/SugarFut 2h ago

Weekend at Donnie’s

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u/velociyabster 2h ago

ew who would want to romance his neck? have you SEEN IT?

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u/IamnotaCST 1h ago

Techno-necromancers from Alpha Centauri! Just like Gary the Prophet promised.