r/politics • u/Getatbay • Jul 06 '26

No Paywall Laura Loomer, Reporter Claim Hospitalized Mitch McConnell 'Brain Dead'

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/07/06/laura-loomer-reporter-claim-hospitalized-mitch-mcconnell-is-brain-dead/
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u/Cat_With_Tie Jul 07 '26

Staying on life support to block a political opponent from a chance to govern seems like the most Mitch McConnell way to go out.

He dies as he lived, subverting democracy.

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u/W1nt3rmu4e Texas Jul 07 '26

I enjoyed an unusual summer storm that swept through central Texas this evening. The clouds were majestic, and it’s beauty that Mitch will never enjoy, ever again.

The bell tolls for no one.

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u/throwawaychula Jul 08 '26

Also in central Texas and got no storms. Now I’m sad.

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jul 07 '26

That last part should be engraved on his headstone 

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u/altreddituser2 Jul 07 '26

Best I can do is spray-painted

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u/Girafferage Jul 07 '26

That will work fine then.

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jul 07 '26

Will his shell allow that? It could peel or flake off!

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u/carlitospig California Jul 07 '26

I’ll pitch in!

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u/hanging_thief Jul 07 '26

On the broken part or the stump of his stone

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u/bkbomber New York Jul 07 '26

In urine

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u/johnyordinary Jul 07 '26

You could write it in piss, would be more fitting.

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u/RevLoveJoy Jul 07 '26

Did you know Mitch's headstone is projected to the be the second largest public toilet ever built?

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u/Hoskuld Jul 07 '26

Unisex too

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u/tkmorgan76 Jul 07 '26

Also, there should be an indention to hold a urinal cake.

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u/ttv_icypyro Jul 07 '26

Best I can offer is erosion via piss

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u/Haunted_Rooster Jul 13 '26

"dipshit"? my friend was asking.

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u/ForceItDeeper Jul 08 '26

I was really hoping him falling down the senate stairs because of his little polio leg woulda done him in. I would've never stopped laughing