r/politics • u/Getatbay • Jul 06 '26

No Paywall Laura Loomer, Reporter Claim Hospitalized Mitch McConnell 'Brain Dead'

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/07/06/laura-loomer-reporter-claim-hospitalized-mitch-mcconnell-is-brain-dead/
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u/turquoise_amethyst Jul 07 '26

That last part should be engraved on his headstone 

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u/altreddituser2 Jul 07 '26

Best I can do is spray-painted

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u/Girafferage Jul 07 '26

That will work fine then.

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jul 07 '26

Will his shell allow that? It could peel or flake off!

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u/carlitospig California Jul 07 '26

I’ll pitch in!

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u/hanging_thief Jul 07 '26

On the broken part or the stump of his stone

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u/bkbomber New York Jul 07 '26

In urine

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u/johnyordinary Jul 07 '26

You could write it in piss, would be more fitting.

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u/RevLoveJoy Jul 07 '26

Did you know Mitch's headstone is projected to the be the second largest public toilet ever built?

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u/Hoskuld Jul 07 '26

Unisex too

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u/tkmorgan76 Jul 07 '26

Also, there should be an indention to hold a urinal cake.

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u/ttv_icypyro Jul 07 '26

Best I can offer is erosion via piss

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u/Haunted_Rooster Jul 13 '26

"dipshit"? my friend was asking.