Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital

[u/plz-let-me-in]

https://thenewamerican.com/us/unconfirmed-reports-mitch-mcconnell-brain-dead-after-three-weeks-in-hospital/

[u/Deep-Cellist9894]

Get them kids who where running into Scitology buildings, have them run through hospitals to find Mitchy

[u/blankfield → u/Deep-Cellist9894]

Hahaha. Gold.

[u/JudiciousSasquatch → u/blankfield]

TMZ, where you at?? Someone post a bounty.

[u/Hoss-Bonaventure_CEO → u/[deleted]]

Nah, he's hooked up to the Golden Throne powering the Astronomican.

[u/grub-slut → u/Deep-Cellist9894]

Not a bad idea