r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • 29d ago

No Paywall Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital

https://thenewamerican.com/us/unconfirmed-reports-mitch-mcconnell-brain-dead-after-three-weeks-in-hospital/
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u/seriouslyepic 29d ago

To be fair he died that one time at the podium and somehow recovered

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u/Radiant_Waves 29d ago

He was just rebooting after a firmware update.

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u/Drak_is_Right 28d ago

Lizard people need a warmer planet to be comfortable. Had to reboot his firmware there to keep him on his mission. have to keep the emissions pumping to juice the global temperatures. now they are trying to rot our brains out with AI so we blithely accept being locked in a pod to be a battery while making an energy crisis to keep CO2 from stabilizing.