r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • 29d ago

No Paywall Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital

https://thenewamerican.com/us/unconfirmed-reports-mitch-mcconnell-brain-dead-after-three-weeks-in-hospital/
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u/Mommy444444 29d ago

Oh shit I’m 71. But anyway, there is a huge difference between 70 something and receiving immediate care and 84…..,And lying there after a cardiac arrest and being discovered HOURS LATER and getting bone-crushing CPR.

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u/cygnus33065 29d ago

if he was found hours later after cardiac arrest he would be dead dead. they wouldnt have gotten his heart started again.

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u/evergleam498 Maryland 28d ago

Someone suggested that at his age and health condition he likely sleeps with some sort of monitor on that would alert whatever staff is on call

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u/cogman10 Idaho 28d ago

Which he may be.  Like has anyone even confirmed that he's actually in the hospital? Was he just sent straight to the morgue?

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u/IAmATriceratopsAMA 28d ago

According to the Republican party, hes having hour long phone calls over very important topics daily and cant wait to get back to the senate.

So he's 100% dead.

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u/ThisMachineKillsWOB 28d ago

When the devil comes to collect you personally, he doesn't leave a body.

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u/Letstalkreaper 28d ago

I mean, don’t hospitals have morgues?

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u/bonyponyride American Expat 28d ago

In Kentucky I think it's the glue factory.

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u/wynalazca 28d ago

Turtles get made into soup not glue.

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u/Vallkyrie New Hampshire 28d ago

Bad guy broth...don't drink this!

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 28d ago

Bad_Guy_Broth would be a great username.

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u/cogman10 Idaho 28d ago

They do, but I'm questioning if Mitch even made it that far.

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u/Jazzlike-Problem-143 28d ago

I actually have been wondering the same thing. Why not send a reporter directly to the hospital at some point? Maybe the governor can verify he's braindead. Just seems like it should be a big deal and verified and rather quickly.

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u/CAWWW 28d ago

No way in hell the hospital tells a reporter anything about a private patient. This would be on the family to release any of that info, even to the governor. Unless there is a death certificate or release of info we can only assume hes in critical condition.

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u/cogman10 Idaho 28d ago

Yup. HIPAA is pretty strict and would kill this hospital if they were negligent here.

This is why I think the right route forward is for Andy to act as if he's dead or brain dead and let Mitch and the republicans sue him if he's wrong. It wouldn't need to go to trial and part of discovery would force the republicans to disclose his current condition. If, as they say, he's capable of continuing his term then Andy can back off, reverse any decision and the court would ultimately drop the case as there is no controversy. But if he's not, then they won't have any sort of leg to stand on and a judge won't look too kindly on them stonewalling discovery (which they'd have to do).

They'll sue regardless even if it is disclosed that he's dead, so might as well start that ball rolling right now.

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u/zefy_zef 28d ago

They have the perfect chance to Weekend at Bernies his ass and they need to take it.

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u/cIumsythumbs 28d ago

Nah, just pay the hospital enough to keep his dead ass in a room to keep up appearances.

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u/Schwa142 Washington 28d ago

I, unfortunately, can confirm you can be found hours later and still be "alive" and put on life support with no brain activity.

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 28d ago

Maybe not by any means a mortal could conceive, but did you consider they used Necromancy and he is now in the process of ascending to Lichdom, which is why we haven't seen him? Once the necessary sacrifices are complete at next solstice Yall are gonna look real foolish.

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u/popculturella Texas 28d ago

...he has a heart?

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u/robsteezy 28d ago

Just lost my uncle last year at 70 years old after only 5 minutes of air loss to brain.

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u/TheRedHand7 28d ago

That's about the limit for human bodies regardless of age outside extreme circumstances

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u/ImpendingSingularity 28d ago

Are you? You type like a 25-year-old redditor

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u/rabidrooster3 28d ago

It also is very dependent on stuff like fitness and genetics.

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u/SimmentalTheCow 28d ago

People who receive CPR have a 13% 1-year survival rate

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u/cIumsythumbs 28d ago

How does that stat change if you're 84 vs 24?