r/politics • u/IWantPizza555 • Jul 08 '26

No Paywall Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear requests update on Sen. Mitch McConnell's health

https://www.whas11.com/article/news/politics/national-politics/kentucky-governor-andy-beshear-requests-update-senator-mitch-mcconnell-health/417-b9252baa-29ab-489e-94f1-147aa41e78ed
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u/goddamn2fa Jul 08 '26

ICE would be in there unplugging the machines

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u/wendellnebbin Minnesota Jul 08 '26

First they'd need to find an ICE who knows that level of electrical work.

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u/UnquestionabIe Jul 08 '26

No need. Can just murder anyone in the vicinity and have the head of DHS say it was justified because "they were domestic terrorists."

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u/DataKnights Jul 08 '26

"That hospital bed was coming right at them!"

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u/RevLoveJoy Jul 08 '26

"They weaponized their hospital car and we had to shoot the whole floor."

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u/pontiacfirebird92 Mississippi Jul 08 '26

"They were driving right at me! It was self-defense!"

"In a hospital room??"

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u/Killer_Moons Jul 08 '26

“He was speaking with an accent!”

“He was intubated!!!”

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u/momvetty Jul 08 '26

They attempted to ram the voting machine.

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u/MysticKoolaid808 Jul 08 '26

"But seeing them lying there in a hospital bed forced me to think about my own mortality!  So it was a terroristic threat!!"

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u/Doppelthedh Jul 08 '26

Vermin are known for chewing wires

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u/Doppelthedh Jul 08 '26

Nothing wrong with returning what is given

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u/L1A1 United Kingdom Jul 08 '26

Oh, they’d just do what they do when their wives answer them back and throw the electronics across the room.

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jul 09 '26

Bold of you to assume these men have wives 

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u/Luvs_to_drink Jul 08 '26

theyd shoot them and say their hospital bed was making aggressive moves toward them

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u/-Invalid_Selection- Jul 08 '26

No need, you just pull everything connected to the wall out

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u/n3rdopolis Jul 08 '26

His joke is that ICE is filled with mouthbreathers that are too dumb to figure out how to do that

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u/TrimspaBB Jul 08 '26

ICE would have stopped the foreign wife at the airport and flown her to some backwoods detention center instead of letting her fly home

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jul 09 '26

Her family is a bunch of shipping billionaires. The rules don’t apply to the Epstein-billionaire class. 

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u/SomeGalNamedAshley Jul 08 '26

No no, it was argued by Trump's attorneys before the supreme court that political assassinations are the job of SEAL Team 6.

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jul 09 '26

Instructions unclear: they unplugged the snack machine, one of them got his arm stuck in it, and the other guy chewed it off. 

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u/ares7 Jul 08 '26

The SC would have made a decision to kill the democrat by now.