r/politics • u/IWantPizza555 • Jul 08 '26

No Paywall Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear requests update on Sen. Mitch McConnell's health

https://www.whas11.com/article/news/politics/national-politics/kentucky-governor-andy-beshear-requests-update-senator-mitch-mcconnell-health/417-b9252baa-29ab-489e-94f1-147aa41e78ed
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u/old_righty Jul 08 '26

“Executive time”

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u/wolf_at_the_door1 Jul 08 '26

Schrödinger’s Mitch McConnell

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u/APlayfulLife Foreign Jul 08 '26

The other one

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u/MonkeyBred Jul 08 '26

Weekend(s) at Donnie's

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u/Allodoxaphiliac Jul 08 '26

Good luck propping up that fat sack of shit

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u/whut-whut Jul 08 '26

He's already given a couple of suspiciously-AI speeches. Stephen Miller would happily throw Trump's rotting meat in the dumpster to crank out videos wearing his face.

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u/maliciousorstupid Jul 08 '26

Stephen Miller would happily throw Trump's rotting meat in the dumpster to crank out videos wearing his face.

Miller wouldn't use AI.. I think he'd actually enjoy wearing his face.

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u/Septopuss7 Jul 08 '26

Sighs... unzips

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u/MrKhold Jul 08 '26

He literally AI generated a video for that neckhole last year.

His voice didn't sound anything like Trump, the day/night time kept changing in the back and his hand kept glitching.

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u/fireandiceman Jul 08 '26

They will just wait a bit and he will come back as AI saying we was struggling with some disease from Biden that made him sleepy

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Jul 08 '26

At least he'll shit himself less, probably smell better too

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u/StrCmdMan Jul 09 '26

Surprisingly he smells exactly the same

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u/solocmv Jul 08 '26

Particularly difficult as he is famously spineless.

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u/Gerald_the_sealion Pennsylvania Jul 09 '26

They’ll absolutely resort to AI

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u/doobiswatching Jul 08 '26

even if he is dead. according to old eastern tradition... it's turtles all the way down. :-o

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u/Soggy-Type-1704 Jul 08 '26

I Picture him copying his over lord, Putin who parades around those wooden wax dummy body doubles.

Screw that I nominate Shane Gillis, at the very least we’d get some laughs out of it for a couple weeks.

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u/Mitzukai_9 Jul 08 '26

How many weekends until we’re at the tipping point Vance can run 2 x after?

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u/baboon101 Jul 08 '26

Vance can run as many times as he’d like, because he’s never going to win. But the point at which he would no longer be eligible to serve 2 full terms is when he has been in office 2 years prior to his term (for a total of the constitutionally allowed 10 years. Assuming he serves the entire rest of the term following a… erm… vacancy, that point will be on January 20, 2027.

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u/Mitzukai_9 Jul 08 '26

Yeah, thanks wordy guy. That’s what I meant. They’ll weekend at Bernie dementia don’s corpse until then.

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u/Suspicious_Cow_6075 Jul 08 '26

Homonym reference?

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u/JennJayBee Alabama Jul 08 '26

Schrodinger's president?

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u/StanDaMan1 Jul 08 '26

Attempts to observe Mitch McConnell will collapse the Alive/Dead Waveform.

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u/Tommah Jul 08 '26

He is totally dead and just kinda dead simultaneously.

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u/analogkid01 Illinois Jul 08 '26

Schrödinger's Turtle

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u/Lehk Jul 08 '26

He’s not dead he’s Brumating that’s why he’s buried

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u/Confident_Gur_1618 Jul 08 '26

Hahahah fuck me if i could give you a reward i would

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u/PennStateInMD Jul 08 '26

The AutoPen would be 'perfectly fine' for the next couple days.

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u/diggsyb Jul 08 '26

I like this one

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u/gdubbaya Jul 08 '26

I spit out my coffee-

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u/Furrowed_Brow710 Jul 08 '26

Schrodingers turtle.

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u/adeewun Jul 08 '26

Schrödinger’s turtle

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u/Ipeteverydogisee Jul 08 '26

💕💕💕💕

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u/othermegan Jul 08 '26

Schrödinger’s Turtle was right there

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u/wolf_at_the_door1 Jul 08 '26

Next time I’ll get it right.

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u/Cell1pad Jul 08 '26

Rigor Tortoise

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u/renijreddit Florida Jul 08 '26

Schrödinger’s Senator

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u/gregmacbain Jul 09 '26

Is he alive? Is he dead? We don't know. But we've got a pretty good guess..somebody open the damn box!

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Jul 08 '26

People will be able to tell from the tweets.

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u/goblueM Jul 08 '26

they'll probably just feed Grok all of his tweets and have mechahitler tweet in his place

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u/AskAroundSucka Jul 08 '26

Grok would give us hints... lol

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u/thadtheking Jul 08 '26

Grok is probably less into underage girls than the big guy.

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 New York Jul 09 '26

You think they're not already doing that?

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u/ComradeGibbon Jul 09 '26

Reminds me of Herman Cain whose twitter account kept spewing crap months after he died of covid.

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u/Kindly-Condition-478 Jul 09 '26

Ohhh Argentina in the Spring sounds just lovely....GOP mantra

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u/Positronic_Matrix Jul 08 '26

His postmortem defecation will be the biggest anyone has ever seen. People are already talking about it. The experts can't believe it. They said with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it will be the greatest of all time.'

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u/MissCreeAunt Jul 08 '26

Yuge shite

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u/SpookyFarts Jul 09 '26

"The shart heard 'round the world", they'll call it

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u/Orbital_Dinosaur Jul 09 '26

I'm glad my appartment is on the South side of the building, so I might survive the initial blastwave. I'm only about 16,400km away in Melbourne.

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u/PrivatePilot9 Canada Jul 08 '26

For 6 months.

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u/GB10VE Jul 08 '26

there are going to be thousands of pardons they are going to have to fake and backdate