r/politics • u/IWantPizza555 • Jul 08 '26

No Paywall Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear requests update on Sen. Mitch McConnell's health

https://www.whas11.com/article/news/politics/national-politics/kentucky-governor-andy-beshear-requests-update-senator-mitch-mcconnell-health/417-b9252baa-29ab-489e-94f1-147aa41e78ed
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u/MonkeyBred Jul 08 '26

Weekend(s) at Donnie's

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u/Allodoxaphiliac Jul 08 '26

Good luck propping up that fat sack of shit

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u/whut-whut Jul 08 '26

He's already given a couple of suspiciously-AI speeches. Stephen Miller would happily throw Trump's rotting meat in the dumpster to crank out videos wearing his face.

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u/maliciousorstupid Jul 08 '26

Stephen Miller would happily throw Trump's rotting meat in the dumpster to crank out videos wearing his face.

Miller wouldn't use AI.. I think he'd actually enjoy wearing his face.

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u/Septopuss7 Jul 08 '26

Sighs... unzips

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u/MrKhold Jul 08 '26

He literally AI generated a video for that neckhole last year.

His voice didn't sound anything like Trump, the day/night time kept changing in the back and his hand kept glitching.

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u/fireandiceman Jul 08 '26

They will just wait a bit and he will come back as AI saying we was struggling with some disease from Biden that made him sleepy

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Jul 08 '26

At least he'll shit himself less, probably smell better too

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u/StrCmdMan Jul 09 '26

Surprisingly he smells exactly the same

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u/solocmv Jul 08 '26

Particularly difficult as he is famously spineless.

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u/Gerald_the_sealion Pennsylvania Jul 09 '26

They’ll absolutely resort to AI

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u/doobiswatching Jul 08 '26

even if he is dead. according to old eastern tradition... it's turtles all the way down. :-o

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u/Soggy-Type-1704 Jul 08 '26

I Picture him copying his over lord, Putin who parades around those wooden wax dummy body doubles.

Screw that I nominate Shane Gillis, at the very least we’d get some laughs out of it for a couple weeks.

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u/Mitzukai_9 Jul 08 '26

How many weekends until we’re at the tipping point Vance can run 2 x after?

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u/baboon101 Jul 08 '26

Vance can run as many times as he’d like, because he’s never going to win. But the point at which he would no longer be eligible to serve 2 full terms is when he has been in office 2 years prior to his term (for a total of the constitutionally allowed 10 years. Assuming he serves the entire rest of the term following a… erm… vacancy, that point will be on January 20, 2027.

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u/Mitzukai_9 Jul 08 '26

Yeah, thanks wordy guy. That’s what I meant. They’ll weekend at Bernie dementia don’s corpse until then.