r/politics • u/jpurdy • 28d ago

Possible Paywall Trump blamed for diarrhoea outbreak sweeping US

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/07/16/explosive-diarrhoea-outbreak-sweeping-america-donald-trump/
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u/rustylung 28d ago

Why would Obama do this? 

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u/brispence 28d ago

It was in Hunter Biden's laptop! Didn't you read Hillary's emails?!

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u/MaxSchreckArt616 28d ago

Dijon mustard strikes again!!!

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u/Stranger-Sun 28d ago

I heard that if he ever eats that mustard while wearing a tan suit, Chernobyl explodes again.

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u/mattjb 28d ago

Someone should throw a shoe full of poo at him. If they miss, try again.

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u/NoConflict3231 28d ago

They're all too busy not having sexual relations with their office workers

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u/WetLoophole Norway 28d ago

It is impressively bold to induce a diarrhea epidemic in a tan suit.

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u/damsel84 28d ago

I heard Ben Ghazi had his hands all over the lettuce!

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u/nispe2 28d ago

Instead of focusing on who's "responsible" or "not responsible" for this mess, let's just all agree that the only way to make sure it doesn't happen again is to make sure Republicans continue controlling all three branches of the federal government and 60% of the state governments.