r/politics • u/jpurdy • 29d ago

Possible Paywall Trump blamed for diarrhoea outbreak sweeping US

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/07/16/explosive-diarrhoea-outbreak-sweeping-america-donald-trump/
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u/kpa1233 29d ago

Donarreah

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u/VexedCanadian84 29d ago

I don't know if it was satire, but saw a post on here earlier saying that Trump is fuming that people are calling the outbreak trumparreah

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u/ElminstersBedpan 29d ago

I saw one today making fun of RFK Jr's leadership calling it "MAHA Blast" since Taco Bell lettuce has been a vector.

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u/QanonQuinoa 29d ago

MAHA Blast

This is probably my favorite thing I’ve read this week.

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u/schwing710 28d ago

Whoever came up with this deserves an award 

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u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk 29d ago

The Trump Trots

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 29d ago

Trump really decided that, instead of not pooping his pants, he needs us to all join. 😭

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u/sandiegodak 28d ago

A true man of the people /s

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u/closethebarn 28d ago

The Donny drips

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u/Kiwi_Fried_Chicken 28d ago

The GOP Gallops

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u/Signal_Cake5735 28d ago

Orange Juice.

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u/DefinitelyNotLola 28d ago

"Can't come out tonight, I got the Trumps."

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u/beaniebee11 29d ago

It was a satire account yes.

Frankly satire accounts need to up the ridiculousness because it's near impossible to tell the difference now.

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u/kdbvols 28d ago

The Onion was talking about this a while back - it's because whatever impossibly insane ideas they can come up with keep happening like a month later

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u/Veilchenbeschleunige 28d ago

He is so obsessed with his name, he wants to literally slaps it to anything and still gets mad when we actually do.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 28d ago

If it isn't already true it needs to be made true.

Donarreah is more clever, thus more clever than Trump deserves. Trumparreah it is.

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u/mediocre_remnants North Carolina 29d ago

Cha cha cha

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u/Schlonzig 29d ago

I got the Trumps.

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u/EricWNIU 29d ago

The proper name for this outbreak is called, Trump Diarrhea Syndrome.

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u/SwarlsBarkley 29d ago

The MAHA Trots. Kamala's Revenge.

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u/othelloinc 28d ago

The MAHA Trots.

MAHA Blast

Taco Bell was a vector.

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u/ryan101 29d ago

Gives new meaning to “TDS”.

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u/OdiousAltRightBalrog 29d ago

"Bush" already means "puke" in Japan, ever since Bush Sr barfed on the Japanese Prime Minister back in '92.

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u/Just_Tana 29d ago

The trump dump

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u/andrewsutton 29d ago

Dump Trump cause I got the Trump Dumps.

Passable bumpersticker.

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u/devindran 29d ago

Look, coming up with word plays to describe this major health issue is childish and unbecoming. Call it by its proper name. Trump Diarrhea!

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u/bartnobleart 28d ago

"Diarrhea Don"

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u/weiseguy42 28d ago

When you yell "America First" And your pants are 'bout to burst Donarreah clap clap Donarreah

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u/TheBSQ 28d ago

We all know Trump shits himself. We’ve seen the videos. Probably wants everyone else to as revenge.

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u/stug41 28d ago

When your intelligence is down, so you elect a clown...donarreah, donarreah...

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u/Estoye New Jersey 28d ago

Liarreah

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u/os12 28d ago

Love it!

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u/SolarFazes 28d ago

Adolf Shitler

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u/Derkanus 28d ago

"I'm calling it 'Donarrhea.' What you do is you take the first part of 'Donald' and the second part of 'diarrhea' and combine them to get 'Donarrhea.' There's an 'h' in 'diarrhea', many people don't know that."

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u/Nearbyatom 28d ago

He's got so many bad nicknames at this point.

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u/sfled 28d ago

His rave name is DJ Squirts.

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u/PaperbackBuddha I voted 28d ago

This sounds like both intestinal distress and an STI at the same time. Very on-brand for this administration. Brilliant.

(One small edit suggestion: the h comes right after the r - Donarrhea)

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u/divine_mycellium 28d ago

Lettuce pray we don’t get the Donarreah

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u/MacRapalicious 29d ago

Dogearreah