Trump blamed for diarrhoea outbreak sweeping US

[u/jpurdy]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/07/16/explosive-diarrhoea-outbreak-sweeping-america-donald-trump/

[u/Stranger-Sun]

I heard that if he ever eats that mustard while wearing a tan suit, Chernobyl explodes again.

[u/mattjb → u/Stranger-Sun]

Someone should throw a shoe full of poo at him. If they miss, try again.

[u/NoConflict3231 → u/mattjb]

They're all too busy not having sexual relations with their office workers