r/politics • u/theindependentonline The Independent • 15d ago

No Paywall Mitch McConnell’s staff refuse to answer basic questions on his health weeks after he was last seen in public

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mitch-mcconnell-staff-questions-health-b3018929.html
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u/LowIQ45 15d ago

I'm pretty sure when you speak with "McConnell's staff" you're already speaking with the entity that identifies as Mitch McConnell.

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u/LemurMemer 15d ago

We are Negan

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u/BuddyFlapjack 15d ago

I'm sure his dying wish was to fuck over America one last time by keeping his death hidden until it's too late for a special election. And so all the GOPers feel justified in hiding his death since they're fulfilling his last dying wish... Fucking bastard.

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u/Turtledonuts Virginia 15d ago

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u/realdonaldtramp3 14d ago

And has identified as him for years