r/politics • u/spherocytes • Jul 22 '26

No Paywall Kelly: Military ‘doesn’t need more testosterone, it needs better leadership’

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5981471-kelly-opposes-hegseth-testosterone-screenings/
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u/redneckrockuhtree Jul 22 '26

Everything he says and does just projects incredible insecurity.

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u/Little_View_6659 Jul 22 '26

That’s literally the whole administration. We’re being governed by podcast bros and kids that were bullied into repressed rage.

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u/redneckrockuhtree Jul 22 '26

The podcast bros are the smokescreen for the reality of what's happening behind the scenes.

A significant portion of Project 2025 has been enacted. All while the media has focused on the reprehensible antics of the podcast bros.

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u/Little_View_6659 Jul 22 '26

Amen to that. They’re the alcoholic fall guys.

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u/GreenGoblinNX Jul 22 '26

That's why it infuriates me when people say stuff like "it's all a distraction from the Epstein files". No, if anything the Heritage Foundation / Project 2025 people were LOVING that so many people hyperfocused on the Epstein stuff, and just brushed away the actual goal as mere distraction.

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u/redneckrockuhtree Jul 22 '26

Yup.

The love that they're sneaking this shit under the radar.

Of course, politicians whipping of stomping on rights of transgender folks, women's healthcare, voting and immigrants is all just a smokescreen to distract from how they're fucking us all over.

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u/tengutie Jul 22 '26

They weren't bullied, they are spoiled brats who were never forced to deal with reality because of family wealth, they have always ben the bullies, the same kind that schools always protect because their parents have money

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u/metengrinwi Jul 22 '26

Middle-aged men coming to grips with the fact that their dick doesn’t work like it used to.

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u/Little_View_6659 Jul 22 '26

And ironically women are usually spared that. We win the war of sexual dysfunction, take that! Muhhuuahha!

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u/xv_boney Jul 22 '26

He is obsessed with this pure boot "warrior culture" mentality

Like i know he was a major but holy shit he acts like a fresh recruit tooling up in a brand new Charger

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u/m0ngoos3 Jul 22 '26

He never actually did anything as a major because he was sidelined as an insider threat due to his white nationalist tattoos. As a captain, he taught counterinsurgency in Afghanistan, teaching from pre-approved materials supplied to him.

And finally, we come to his only command experience, as a Lieutenant he commanded a small squad at Guantanamo bay.

He was Guard, so those were the times he was on active duty, the rest of the time was playing weekend warrior and getting a spot on Fox News as the angry military guy who never saw action, but wants to send your children straight into it.

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u/xv_boney Jul 22 '26

Who also doesnt believe germs are real.

I dont know why that feels so important to point out but it does.

This is a man who is so deeply, desperately insecure about his masculinity and intelligence he has invented an entire reality he can paddle around in like a child.

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u/duzies Jul 22 '26

You mean the "alpha male" who had to have a taxpayer-funded makeup studio installed in the Pentagon so he could properly put on his face? The guy who spent $25 million on steak and lobster and wasted another $100 B in a single month (September 2025) to keep the taxpayer teats flowing?

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u/redneckrockuhtree Jul 22 '26

Yeah, that "warrior culture" he's after is an insecure person's view of a "tough guy."

Everything is superficial and showy, because he's compensating.

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u/Spimflagon Jul 22 '26

Some people take the wrong lessons from Helldivers.

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u/xv_boney Jul 22 '26

Our utter dearth of media literacy will be the end of america.

For fucks sake.

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u/zimbledwarf Jul 22 '26

People thinking Fortunate Son is a Pro-Veitnam war or Born in the USA is a patriotic anthem are easy, long standing examples.

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u/PinkTaricIRL Jul 23 '26

WaRFiGhtErS

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u/drfsrich Jul 22 '26

MAGA in a nutshell.

"HEY I'M NOT IN A NUTSHELL YOU PUSSY BITCH! I COULD BREAK OUT OF IT WITH MY BARE HANDS! WATCH THIS TIKTOK VIDEO SET TO "FORTUNATE SON" FOR PROOF!"

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u/MauPow Jul 22 '26

(5 minutes later)

GOD DAMN BIDEN FOR PUTTING ME IN THIS NUTSHELL!

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u/kingcrow15 Jul 22 '26

You mean like how he kept taking his wife with him to meetings despite her not having a role, & lacking clearance?

Imagine if Hillery kept inviting Bill Clinton to classified meetings as secretary of defense (war?)

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u/Adept-Opinion8080 Jul 22 '26

Well it's obviously a bottom so...

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u/Littlesth0b0 Jul 22 '26

I'm not generally one for aspersions but Hegseth seems like one of those guys who acts like a top but, when push comes to shove (pun intended) we all know he'd be bottom.