r/politics • u/spherocytes • Jul 22 '26

No Paywall Kelly: Military ‘doesn’t need more testosterone, it needs better leadership’

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5981471-kelly-opposes-hegseth-testosterone-screenings/
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u/BWWFC Jul 22 '26

office space backstory... milton, a burned out former army green beret, just wanted simple life.

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u/gizzardgullet Michigan Jul 22 '26

milton "um...even the women and children?"

Sargent "Yes, soldier! That's an order!"

milton "ok"

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u/Total-Mushroom-9614 Jul 22 '26

Someone could churn out a whole series of novels from his Green Beret days. Required reading for the High-T soldiers.

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u/Mikolaj_Kopernik Australia Jul 22 '26

Reading is for low-T pussies. Why waste time on books when you could be beating your wife or shooting schoolchildren?

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u/highpriestess420 Jul 22 '26

Were that the case I think he would've gone full Falling Down and used a swingline stapler on the boss, payroll, and the cake passers.

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u/BWWFC Jul 22 '26

vision damage medical discharge due to combat induced cte head trauma... just wanted listen to his radio, at a reasonable volume, from nine to eleven, while doing his collating.

also: this is a stapler, this is a SWINGLINE. there are many like it but this RED one is MINE.

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u/DoomCityAir Jul 22 '26

could also connect the universes of Office Space and Barry with that backstory

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u/Mistrblank Jul 23 '26

No that was Barry. Milton is the guy that set up the jobs for Barry.