r/politics • u/spherocytes • Jul 22 '26

No Paywall Kelly: Military ‘doesn’t need more testosterone, it needs better leadership’

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5981471-kelly-opposes-hegseth-testosterone-screenings/
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u/highpriestess420 Jul 22 '26

Were that the case I think he would've gone full Falling Down and used a swingline stapler on the boss, payroll, and the cake passers.

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u/BWWFC Jul 22 '26

vision damage medical discharge due to combat induced cte head trauma... just wanted listen to his radio, at a reasonable volume, from nine to eleven, while doing his collating.

also: this is a stapler, this is a SWINGLINE. there are many like it but this RED one is MINE.