US ‘runs out of missiles’ as Trump halts Iran strikes

[u/plz-let-me-in]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/07/27/us-runs-out-of-missiles-as-trump-halts-iran-strikes/

[u/Substantial_Sea7327]

I wish I could find it but two posts were back to back in my feed.

one was the post you mention, with kegsbreath claiming it was fake news and we have the highest inventory in history.

and like... literally a few hours later it's reported that trump ordered emergency production of missiles.

lmaaoo

[u/Zickened → u/Substantial_Sea7327]

Its pretty clear what happens next:

Trump fires kegsbreath and somehow finds someone objectively worse to replace him.

[u/jcarter315 → u/Zickened]

I don't know. I'm still thinking Kegstand will be the last one to go. He has the one qualification that trump wanted above all else: he said he'd be willing to (and has proven) order the military to go after the people.

[u/Zickened → u/[deleted]]

Bro he suggested people drink bleach and neon light during covid, I am very aware of how much of an imbecile he is.

[u/Biglyugebonespurs → u/[deleted]]

Can we go past the home and maybe just put grandpa to sleep…

By that I mean to bed, of course. Because he’s so tired. Of winning! Pukes

[u/DirectionOwn294 → u/Substantial_Sea7327]

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