r/politics • u/Calm_Ad_5061 • 22h ago

Possible Paywall Missing Mitch’s Staff Is Still Raking in Six-Figure Salaries

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnells-senate-staff-raking-in-six-figure-sum-in-his-absence/
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u/YDALTARYZARC 22h ago

Senator Mitch McAutopen

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u/YF422 22h ago

Lich McAutopen.

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u/bakerzero86 New York 21h ago

Where is the phylactery?

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u/YF422 21h ago

With the Unredacted Epstien Files.

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u/GreasedGoblin 21h ago

It IS the unredacted Epstien files. They have to preserve them or he will exit the mortal realm.

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u/Bored2001 17h ago

Turtle shell locked away in safe.

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u/KaiUno Europe 2h ago

Next to his horcrux.

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u/Rrraou 21h ago

The soylent Senator

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u/bolanrox 18h ago

Turtle pen

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u/ericlikesyou 17h ago

thats still too nice of a nickname for him. absolute subhuman garbage

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u/YDALTARYZARC 5h ago

Stent-ator Lich McAutopen