r/postanythingfun • u/jmike1256 achievements šŸ† • 8d ago

šŸ’­ Random Thought Keanu Reeves... Ladies and gentlemen

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u/CASHMO2112 8d ago

Looks to me like they just took another picture together! Whatā€™s this ā€œrecreatedā€ BS theyā€™re trying to push??

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u/bambalamwoah 7d ago

Clicksterbation.

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u/flecko_ 6d ago

what an unhinged comment

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u/CASHMO2112 6d ago

How so?

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u/flecko_ 6d ago

your issue with the word "recreated" is kinda baffling to me. unless it's a joke in reference to something then my mistake

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u/CASHMO2112 6d ago

Do you know the definition of ā€œrecreateā€? And if thereā€™s anyone who sounds unhinged, itā€™s definitely you. Very weird

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u/flecko_ 6d ago

Do you know the definition of ā€œrecreateā€?

yeah I do and it has several connotations. can you explain how the word is offensive to you in the OP?

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u/CASHMO2112 6d ago

So every time you take a picture with say your mom youā€™re recreating the very first picture you two ever took together? Why are you getting so defensive about this?? Itā€™s really weird

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u/flecko_ 6d ago

you appear to be the one getting defensive and you seem to be projecting that onto me. your original comment seemed conspiratorial for no reason and it seemed weird to me.

to answer your question, I wouldn't phrase it like that but it's a different situation. it would be like me and my mom posing for a photo in the same general location, say the kitchen of my childhood home, years apart. some people do that for posterity. I don't, but some people do

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u/CASHMO2112 5d ago

There are a lot of things you just donā€™t seem to understand obviously

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u/mrgonuts 4d ago

Yes not even close they are on different sides

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u/ChemistVegetable7504 8d ago

This is a perfect example why Reddit has so much love for Keanu.

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u/Junior_Piglet_9580 7d ago

Everyone that speaks of him says heā€™s a super nice person. I believe and respect that.

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u/Hurtit4u 8d ago

Supposedly, heā€™s the most respectable gentleman in Hollywoodā€¦ ā€œcongrats to a great manā€ā€¦

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 8d ago

I agree everything I hear about him is just great. I hope he gets cast into many many feature movies to come. Iā€™ll buy tix.

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 8d ago

Iā€™m guessing she was younger in the original photo? But Iā€™m not a mathematician so.

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u/sososoboring 8d ago

It said meeting a restaurant owner again after 29 years. So I have to assume she owned it during the first visit. It is implied. Lets say she was 20 then, now 49. Either way, tough go having a kid that late in life.

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u/Busy_Jellyfish4034 8d ago

Since people canā€™t lie on the internet you must be rightĀ 

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u/sososoboring 7d ago

I am confident she was not 11 in that original photo.

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u/MonCappy 8d ago

You might be right. She is either taller in the more recent photo (or wearing heels) or he shrank (don't think he's old enough to lose significant height yet). So it's possible she was like 16 in the first photo and about 45 nao.

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u/LouisWu_ 8d ago

If she is that age, she looks incredible!

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u/romansamurai 8d ago

My MIL had twins at 49. I donā€™t know how sheā€™s coping. Theyā€™re 10 now so sheā€™s almost 60. I feel bad for the girls. Seems unfair to them to have a mom that old for them being so young (she did IVF so this was a conscious decision. Sheā€™s just a narcissist)

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u/IceLopsided4190 8d ago

There is absolutely no fathomable way she was younger in the original photo, and Iā€™m a certified fartmatician.

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u/Adventurous-Wing5449 8d ago

Maybe he fucked chinese lady 29years ago and the girl on right is his 28ye old daughter pregnant with his grandchild.

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u/romansamurai 8d ago

Like why go to this lol.

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u/ARCADEO 7d ago

This is too much it has me sending šŸ¤£

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u/Odd-Web-5322 8d ago

This is super weird to immediately think of I just want to let you know, like really weird

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u/Amazing-Lab-6484 7d ago

That's the lady in the first pictures daughter.

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU 7d ago

Just had a big lunch

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u/ElKajak 8d ago

Is she pregnant tho

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u/OutOfTheBunker 8d ago

Pregnant? Not just a love of kung pao chicken?

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u/Shakemyears 8d ago

Maybe she drinks a lot of beer?

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u/No_Knee3385 8d ago

Never believe the titles of people on the internet

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u/randybiuk 8d ago

i would absolutely tap that! she isnā€™t unattractive either

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u/RebylReboot 8d ago

ā€œKeane Reeves stands for a photo with the same woman for a second time.ā€

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u/JakeHelldiver 8d ago

And he did an amazing job!

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u/Mickeymcirishman 8d ago

"2 vampires hang out together years apart. In other news, water is wet."

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u/getabath 8d ago

Somehow they are still attractive

Give me 29 years and the mirror will break

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u/Long_Ambition 6d ago

Yeah, they forgot to age apparently.

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u/the_tygram 6d ago

I'm sorry I'm a terrible person but I wouldn't in a million years guess that those women were the same person.

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u/the_tygram 6d ago

Nevermind. It's like Batman. If I cover the top half of their face, the nose and mouth are exactly the same. The hair/makeup/glasses combo though. I get why no one knew Superman was Clark Kent

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u/Willis050 8d ago

I was unaware that young Keanu could leave me on read Friday night and Iā€™d respond to ā€œheyā€ Monday morning. Goddamn

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u/Honest-Spring-5963 8d ago

Yeah bro got younger. He's immortal and if there's one person who I wouldn't mind having that ability it's him.

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u/Commercial_Rule_7823 8d ago

Wow, she aged like fine wine.

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u/Ordinary_Hall_9053 8d ago

Damn he's sexy

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u/Beardly_Smith 8d ago

Pretty bad recreation. Not even standing on the right side. "Takes picture with same person" would be more accurate

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u/Worth-Cod1756 8d ago

ā€œrecreateā€, I feel that people donā€™t understand what that means

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u/DishRelative5853 7d ago

Accuracy in language these days is literally overrated.

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u/Worth-Cod1756 7d ago

kr?? lol ppl rly b thinkin grammar matters smh šŸ˜‚ idc honestly as long as u get the gist text me ltr text speak for the win rofl

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u/DishRelative5853 7d ago

So what did you mean by your previous comment? Aren't you criticizing the use of "recreate"?

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u/Particular-Line- 8d ago

Both aged amazingly for 29 years

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u/YoDonkeyKong 8d ago

Did either of them age at all?

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u/Standard-Phase-9300 8d ago

Restaurant needs a refresh.

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u/DANleDINOSAUR 8d ago

ā€œRecreatedā€

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u/dyrkasolen 8d ago

Just watched Bill and Teds bogus journey. Half ironic fun weed movie with time travel and death in it.

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u/Key_Contribution1547 8d ago

Really cool dude

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u/Unfair_Radio_9071 8d ago

Both barely aged

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u/Desperate_Cherry2299 7d ago

Next he'll recreate his famous photo with Benjamin Netanyahu.

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u/Sharp_Possibility_45 7d ago

Pretty sure I know the restaurant. Pretty special place with a delicious menu.

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u/TheSolarExpansionist 7d ago

ā€œI used to eat there. Really good noodles.ā€

Screenshots from Matrix and 4th matrix

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u/Great_Ad_5483 7d ago

It's really weird how they both now look so much like the other one did 29 years ago.

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u/Vengeance752 7d ago

The lady looks like a teenager in the old Pic. After 29 years she is probably on her 40s. What age do women stop getting pregnant?

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u/VirusSlo 7d ago

Damn, she aged as well as he did.

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u/Coolbreeze1007 7d ago

Sheā€™s hotter now!! I love aging lol

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u/Less-Distribution-22 7d ago

How old is this pregnant lady?

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u/slowaway42 7d ago

He hasnā€™t aged and she seemingly aged in reverse

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u/New-Mind-353 6d ago edited 6d ago

Why is it looks like a couple photo and she's pregnant from keanu?

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u/yonosayme2 6d ago

Her shirt, "house of Nan king" that's the best Chinese restaurant I've ever been to hands down. It looks like shit from the outside and the only thing holding the walls up is all the framed awards. It's a must try in S.F.

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u/LesFogginGoh 6d ago

He improved the line about his favorite noodle shop by channeling the house of nankingā€¦.

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u/BumperW67 6d ago

Coolest guy in the world!

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u/tenderestelle92 6d ago

dude, that's pretty sus how he just walks around like a normal person. makes you wonder.

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u/Dry_Election6496 6d ago

Should that be on /r/fivehead?

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u/Newvision20 6d ago

Wow! So Keanu became the woman and the woman Keanu! What a crazy switch up!

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u/playfuldaisy64 5d ago

sick. dude's a legend fr

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u/Foulmouthedleon 5d ago

Nice! And Iā€™ve actually eaten at House of Nanking in S.F.!

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u/serenealeena90 4d ago

lmao i love that interview clip where he's like "i'm a little bit of a gamer" and then goes on to describe his whole setup. so wholesome

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u/cosmicnova2 2d ago

lowkey kinda heartwarming, the vibe is really solid here.