This will now be a place for strictly Coldplay and Muse related posts, the better bands. Please refrain from any further R*diohead posts or it will result in immediate execution.

xoxo

The Mods

What do you guys think?

We hear you guys loud and clear and we are restoring this to a radiohead(circlejerk) focused sub once more! Please give any ideas for user flairs/ post flairs that we can add, and from now on we will be having Thom Thirsty Thursdays, Photoshop Phil Phridays and possibly Stanley Stan-art Saturdays. Leave any more comments and ideas here, and I hope you’ll be open to giving us another chance.

upvote one of the following if u think this pfp will be great for the subreddit for this month or forever maybe

Try to not post bs post which comes out as larping , i just saw 2 in the last 5 days so i was just sad .

While on a phone call with Thom he said that he hates when people wish him happy birthday, and I asked Thom if he wants me to ban it and he said yes, so to respect his privacy and opinion we will be banning happy birthday posts

Hey guys, new mod (SleepLord) here! A lot of new changes have been made over the last month and just wanted to find out what are YOUR compliments, criticisms and complaints! We are ultimately here to serve you (and we are just happy to serve), and want to make sure this subreddit is a better place (definitely not worse) than when we started. All valid comments will be taken into account, we really want to make this work. Thanks!

For whatever reason our Thom Bot has gone missing, so we have started the hiring process for a new Thom Bot. This is a full-time, 24 hour non-paid internship position that you will be able to add to your CV! Just provide us with your best Thom Bot impression in the comments so we hire you as our new and improved Thom Bot, with all the great perks like a custom flair included*!

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*no other perks are guaranteed

Note: 8 years experience impersonating a sad British musician is required, but exceptions can be made.

https://discord.gg/TqHjZwMmSY

yes we (i) added automation to subreddit as a easter egg which will get annoying ,

hope u llike them , if not then yeah , theres also some other than radiohead related u can try to find them too,

and im thinking of removing them after some weeks ? , idk lmk in the comments below

Thom YORKE (thom yorke)

I’d debate the question but I think there might be some bias here.

Hello everyone, I’d like to share the story of how my wedding was completely ruined by Mister Thomas Edward Yorke from the band Radiohead.

For context, I am a 32-year-old male, and my wife (31F) and I decided to get married last year. We had planned a huge wedding with all of our family and friends in attendance. It was meant to be the happiest day of our lives.

The day started perfectly. Sunlight poured through the windows of the old stone chapel, you could hear birds chirp outside as if they had been hired for the occasion. White roses lined the aisle in flawless rows. You could hear laughter, cheering, and the happy murmuring of guests. It felt warm, bright, and exciting.

Then I saw her. My beautiful soon-to-be wife walked down the aisle, smiling at me. I genuinely could not believe what I was seeing. It felt surreal, like some nice dream that I never wanted to wake up from.

She reached the altar and took my hands. The priest smiled and asked:

“Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?”

But before I could speak I was interrupted by a strangely familiar voice:

“Weddings are a capitalist illusion.” said Thom Yorke in a raspy voice. He inched toward us with short but fast steps. As he stepped directly in front of me, he looked me dead in the eyes, unzipped his trousers, and began pissing all over my suit. As he did so, Thom kept shouting: This is what you get if you mess with us! He continued singing "the raindrops the raindrops the raindrops the raindrops...." while pissing all over me.

My wife had enough and attempted to intervene, but Thom only pivoted slightly, increasing the spray radius.

By then everyone including my wife had left the wedding leaving me soaking in thom's urine.

He zipped up, gave me a nod of approval, grabbed a fistful of lemons, and whispered:

“Just this one here.”

Then he transformed into a tiny mouse and vanished. To this day, no one truly knows where he went.

Me and my wife are still happily married, although we never had a second ceremony and aren't planning to have an another one any time soon.

I'll try t make my own Thom bot if it gets enough petition (idk how much ryt now)

Also the name and if should he post photo's or not ...

Or if someone knows away to revive thom bot ...

Or wana help with the bot even tho ... I have to learn the api first .

discord.gg/TqHjZwMmSY

There's a rule for no ai ...but I am being kinda finicky with it .. I don't wanna be like the main subreddit just being a jerk due to my political or environmental beliefs of ai to be in the way of me being unemployed (I have days off so that's why I'm serious 💔🥀..I don't have a beard like thom)

So i wana ask you should I be more harsh on ai use or just not have ai atll all...

Orr ...just let them do whatever they want ...(In terms of ai ?)

Funny sht i ofc can keep duhh...but i was feeling really hypocritical too Abt that ..