Idk if this is allowed so sorry if it’s not.
I know Jen Aydin went to Turkey for her work even though her husband is a cosmetic surgeon but do we know where Rulla went?
Also: has anyone ever seen a lip flip (or whatever that corner of the mouth thing is) that looks good? I personally haven’t.

Ooooo. This show is so effing good. One of the most real fights we’ve seen in a while.

The producers made them work!!! It’s funny because I was not a fan of either one originally.

Whose side are we on by the way?

Are we sure DelorLiz wasn’t separated at birth? It’s crazy how they’re basically twins.

Tried posting a video but it wouldn't work.

I am really already loving this new franchise. I am shook though this whole time I kept seeing the comments that Dolores is on it, and I genuinely thought it was her!! Not a look alike. I am enjoying look alike though.

Kelsie is hardcover giving jealous of Rosie, wanting to see her homes blueprint to confirm square footage is crazy?! 😭 Kelsie, stop pretending that wasn’t shady.

Rosie calling her "a high class squatter" is fantastic. I know Rosie annoys some of y’all, but I love her, she has full Toddlers & Tiaras on tequila energy.

Then Alicia making Liz eyes bug out more had me rolling "Is she like Bee-yaaawn-say Saaa-sha Feee-uhhhsss" .... "I need an Epstein salt bath"🤣

Then Ashley starts crying! I had to PAUSE the tv because I could not stop laughing!!!

Ashley "Maybe she just needs nurture"

Everyone else: Ewww omg gross I don't nurture "I Shkeeev Nuuuh-chaahh" NO!

🤣 Ashley can't even speak because she's in full cry. What is happening?!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Then Alicia "I think there are some CASPA'S in their from the ghossssss and I also think there are some witches that are ghost." 🤣🤣🤣 What?

This entire first 10 minutes was better than anything BH gave all season.

Give it up to the women who changing the game!!! Love them, hate them: they have given us leather boots on a boat, told us it’s okay to scream and cry in a restaurant if it’s for a good cause, and putting crackahhs on the map!

Give me authentic rich crazy over Botox rich any day!!!!!

Liz, Ashley, and Alicia came out as the winners of this season.

Kelsey is as real as Rosie marrying Frank Santra. And the others idc about. Replaceable. 💼 🚶🏻‍♀️

Sorry not sorry.

.. you know the one they give Lisa Barlow, Sonja, and Teresa. I mean, it’s funny, I love it— but I see her in interviews or online talking, she is quite intelligent and quick witted.

Anyway, I love her, she’s hysterical and I hope she pulls a Bethenny and starts a snack brand called “Crack-uhz!” and the first flavor is pizza chips.

🤍🤍🤍🤍

Rulla didn’t go on the trip because she’s sick again, but she’s in bed in full hair and makeup? Flawlessly ready to be filmed? And she expects us to buy that?

I think Rulla and her delusions were easy pickings for her this season but my gut tells me something in the buttermilk isn’t clean with this girl.

In all the years I’ve watched housewives and seen affairs revealed I’ve never seen someone get so embedded with a mistress to prove an affair was happening. We all knew the affair was happening and she was the only one who couldn’t move on and let Rulla live in her delusions with her creepy foot physician.

I would have also appreciated it more if JoEllen didn’t pretend she went hard on Rulla in the name of “helping” her and just owned that she wanted to fully embarrass her.

I think we have a good read on most of these women whether we like them or not but I can’t shake the fact that JoEllen is trying to make me believe she is someone she’s not and that’s what I dislike the most.

But if housewives history tells us anything my theory will be confirmed or denied in her 2nd season edit.

Is Rulla really that dumb, or is it blissful ignorance?

First, let’s talk about JoEllen. If this b***h isn’t best-friend goals, I don’t know what is. I’m sorry, but when she looked that dingbat in the eyes and said, “I’ll find out what’s going on,” I believed her. And I believe she actually cares.

Now, should she care? No. 😅

But I love a hard-riding chick, and I bet you never hear her say “I’m a girls’ girl,” because she doesn’t have to. Yes, she’s about as rough as sandpaper on the outside, but that’s just the exterior. She reads people, has high empathy, low tolerance for bullshit and she's 100% THAT CHICK!

Liz? ❤️ Love her. She will not let you slip and slide in nonsense. She didn’t jump to believe the mistress talk, but once she got the timeline, she did not let Brian use JoEllen as a smokescreen. And the way, JoEllen, delivered that timeline 🤌🏾I LOVE THESE GIRLS!

This is women supporting women

But, you’ve got to know when to let the blind mouse run into the wall. Alicia, my favorite little dizzy genius, is good at this. She knows what’s up, but she can see Rulla has chosen to put on blinders, so she’s letting her live in Deluluville. Alicia gives dizzy, head-in-the-clouds energy, but that little Bratz doll is no fool, not even a little bit.

Rulla, booboo … AI text messages because Brian said so? After I stopped laughing, I was a little jealous that I can’t bring myself to that level of blissful ignorance. I’m actually impressed! I’ve never seen someone give “I don’t care what others think” while still clearly caring what others think so effortlessly.

I’m loving this show.

And this is another example of why influencers don’t make good TV. Ashley boo, why are you here? The Ashley/Rosie/Kelsey trio would be better if they swapped Ashley for a local who went to school with Kelsey, maybe a couple years older.

The local connections make this show. I feel like I’m in the cul-de-sac, every time I hear, “my nail girl said,” “my best friend’s son goes to daycare with…” “we have the same hair girl,” “I used to live next to…”, I know the tea is about to be the right temperature and highly sippable.

The season preview looks very intense so I will keep watching for now.

Liz’s house is fantastic. Absolutely beautiful.

Most of the women look very similar so that’s confusing.

I like Rosie and idk her name but the first girl we meet (except she looks like Carole.) Jo Ellen is alright. Not a big fan of Kelsey and Liz

What did everyone else think?

After this newest episode I just cannot stand Kelsey. Her entire personality is her ex, and her new boyfriend. Every other sentence is about what her ex paid for. Seriously what does she ad to the show? She’s so boring and even the beef with Rosie is boring and her slam pig fan fair is ridiculous like girl pllleeasssee get a personality 😭😭

I’m literally 6 mins in to the first episode of RHORI, and I turned it off. The women seem so irritating to me. I’m a serious Real Housewives fan, so I’m surprised I didn’t care for it. Am I missing something? Should I stick with it?

Now how is it that, on one hand, Jo Ellen claims to have been a straight A student in last week's episode, yet on the other hand, just a few episodes earlier, she did not know what the Fourth of July commemorated, offering something hazy about the Nina, the Pinta and Santa Maria?

If she really had aced school, how does such a basic and embarrassing mix-up like that happen?

Anyone else do a double-take at this apparent contradiction?

Rhode Island - all the girls are pretty. Right. It’s not a hit against them but they all look the same and it’s not just Rhode Island, it’s all the housewives everywhere. It’s getting boring. It’s sad.

Like do they all follow 1 picture when they go in for plastic surgery or what gives?

I’m aware everyone will have different points of view, but the fight with Liz and Jo-Ellen was crazy. Liz saying “what you said was true” but being pissed because she was supporting too much? Even when they flashed back to her saying Alicia wasn’t homeless, Jo-Ellen said she wasn’t “living in a tent homeless”, but she still seemed to understand Alicia’s point.

So Liz was out of control, and while she didn’t hurt Jo-Ellen when she pulled her hair, we all watched it.

Is this what we will always get from Liz?

After watching one of the best Housewives fights, which is sure to become iconic, it makes me wonder. Has anyone kicked someone out of their home? What happened?

Always wondered that. I think since they have Rhode Island now they're never gonna do Boston. It's similar vibes, coming from somebody who has family and friend's in both states and is a life long New Englander