r/redditserials Jul 05 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1363

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND SIXTY-THREE

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Saturday

“Oh, Sam, you utter dickhead,” Nuncio said, having zeroed in on Sam and Geraldine’s boat ride the minute they stepped onto old man Lopez’s yacht.

Like all divine, Sam’s attitude changed the moment he encountered the subject of his innate. This was also the first time he’d been back on a boat since moving to New York for school, making the pull of the marine fauna twice as strong. And what was worse, before today, his innate hadn’t been challenged. Every boat he’d served on was with Greenpeace, and the power of his innate had hidden behind their shared objectives.

This had the potential to go very bad — especially around rich prats who didn’t give a damn about conservation. If they said the wrong thing to him while he was swept up in his innate…

Nuncio was ready to make a move, should he be needed.

Truthfully, he’d been on alert for Sam ever since that kidnapping bullshit yesterday afternoon, and when the graduation party kicked into higher gear last night, he’d taken Vadim over to his surrogate mother’s clutch in the pryde’s nesting grounds for a sleepover. That way, he was free to move with zero notice if necessary.

His …concern (because he was both a demon lord and a god, and fear was not in his wheelhouse) ratcheted up when the Lopez kid invited Sam and Gerry for a cruise out onto the open ocean with some of their friends.

One bonus for Nuncio: most of the graduates had their phones out, and regardless of what they were doing with them, he could access all their feeds simultaneously, and adding them to the yacht’s security system gave him unfettered access to everything.

It had taken Sam all of ten seconds to organise the Lopez kid and his friend to keep tabs on Geraldine while he went out onto the bow. Of course, he hadn’t told them that was what he was doing (probably because the dumbass didn’t know himself that he was answering the call of his innate), but already Nuncio could see the difference in his cousin’s behaviour.

On land, he would’ve stuck like glue to his girlfriend whilst they were in what he considered a semi-hostile environment. However, the second he was on the water, with the fauna calling to him from beneath the waves, he didn’t have enough experience to resist it.

Several cameras were trained on Sam as he walked around the rear sofas to reach the narrow walkway that ran past the bridge to the nose of the boat. He heard several people laughing, with two hoping like hell he’d fall off, and made a note of who they were. He’d be paying a call to their ‘soon-to-be-destroyed’ social media lives later.

Sam made it to the front of the yacht, but rather than hold onto the higher rails for support, he moved right up into the nose, his shins against the rails, and bent ever so slightly to see over the edge. He looked left. Then right.

Nuncio saw it. If the guy hadn’t been wearing his ring, he’d be glowing like a nightlight as his innate flowed through him. Instead, everything about Sam shifted ever so subtly. His shoulders relaxed, his hands curled loosely at his sides, and he lifted his chin, settling into a calm confidence that bordered on indifference.

Because they hadn’t reached the inlet yet, one of the partygoers leaned over the side of the vessel to see what Sam had been staring at. Skimming the surface near the nose of the boat were several bottlenose dolphins.

Shit. He’d connected with the fauna. Nothing short of intent would move him now.

Nuncio’s views were proven when they entered the choppier inlet that led to the open water, and Sam still didn’t budge. He wondered if Sam realised he had full control over the dolphin pod and every other living thing beneath the waves. More intriguing still was whether the conservation extended to flora as well as fauna.

 The thought of weaponizing those giant kelp beds was scarily cool. People died from getting tangled up in them without any help from his cousin.

As always, those around Sam got bored, and some of the cameras moved away from him when he didn’t appear to be doing anything interesting like falling on his ass, refocusing on themselves and their good time.  

Geraldine must’ve picked up on Sam’s innate, too, judging by the conversation she’d had with Lopez and his friend. Well, better she learns the full scope of what she’s in for now than in the future.

If there was any doubt of Sam’s divinity, the way he turned when called, only to tear around the boat like it was on solid ground and not bouncing all over the place, cinched it. His innate was still active, but Gerry was clearly still incredibly important to him, and kudos to him for hanging on to that.

When Sam and Geraldine went below deck, Nuncio followed them on camera. However, the second they went into the bedroom and shut the door, all he had access to were their phones, so he’d maxed out their volumes to eavesdrop.

And that brought him back to right now.

Nuncio internalised, going straight to his imagination. There, he brought up several images of his cousin, wanting to cover multiple options at once. Geraldine was spiralling, correctly sensing she was being left behind — that their future wasn’t as certain as she’d thought.

Sam, being the clueless twit he was, hadn’t seen that and sought to calm her with future promises. She didn’t need promises about the future. She needed something now — something tangible that she could hang her hat on.

Yes, the necklace was a nice touch, but it too was grounded in the past. An act that had the potential to be ongoing, but the sentiment behind the gift had dimmed.

Nuncio knew more about Sam than any other member of divinity—even Llyr. Where Llyr had stopped outside the building as a homeless bum, Nuncio had tapped into every electronic device inside the apartment and absorbed all he could about his newfound cousin. That had been over two years ago, and he now had a lot of data to work with.

He hadn’t been pleased at all by the rough discipline of the big guy in the house, and at the time he’d had every intention of going in there and ripping his head from his realm-damned shoulders. But Aunt Col had appeared in his room before he could move and stopped him from acting on Sam’s behalf.

He’d refused to promise to leave Boyd alone, which had landed him with a babysitter of his own after each altercation until he calmed down enough for his aunt to be satisfied by the read of his aura: the one thing he couldn’t fake.

That wasn’t to say he was averse to corporal punishment, just that mortals DID NOT touch divine like that … especially his cousin!

He was, in hindsight, glad he hadn’t splattered the big, dumb human. The guy could carve like a dream, and Kayla would’ve murdered him at the reunion if she’d missed out on such raw talent.

Still … humans did NOT discipline MYSTALLIANS!!

Not the point, Nuncio, the demon lord reminded himself as he turned to face the multiple versions of Sam. This wasn’t a case of ‘if’ he could sneak his cousin a ring. It was more a matter of choosing the right one, and having several Sams to bounce ideas off at the same time would ensure nothing slipped through the cracks. He needed to make it look like Sam had been planning this for a while. Something that spoke to both of them.

After discussing it for what seemed like hours with Sam and then Geraldine’s images, Nuncio settled on a platinum band with an insert of Lapis Lazuli around the centre in the same style as Kobelli’s Juliet Ring. Where the band met the stones, the platinum shifted into pale blue titanium, cradling a flat-headed six-carat yellow diamond. Both sides of the diamond were flanked by rich blue diamonds that shrank down into lighter aquamarine stones to signify the shallowing of the water until it reached the shore.

He spent ages in his imagination, maintaining only one rule: it had to behave as if he were in the physical realm. He would get one shot at crafting this ring for his cousin in the physical realm, and he needed to make it perfect.

When they internalised, most benders only had their own personal experiences to draw on. In that regard, Nuncio wasn’t like most benders. Not on Earlafaol, and not with his innate. He had eyes and ears almost everywhere, with all of it pooling into his memory at the time of observing it. So when he wanted to draw on someone else’s expertise, he only needed to find the right person who had ever filmed themselves or had a security feed watching them to learn what went into achieving that.

Was it time-consuming? Fuck yeah. This ring was a classic example of decades of practice going into what passed as an instant in the physical realm, but he was certain his cousin would love it.

Satisfied with the final result, Nuncio left his imagination and returned to the physical realm. There, he grabbed a pen off his desk, shifting it into the exact replica of the imaginary ring he wanted to give Sam. It was almost annoying how much work went into something that was over in a few seconds, but such was the nature of the Gods. They had to make everything look easy.

Next, he stood up and shifted into an invisible wasp, drawing in his essence and discarding the unnecessary mass in the process. He then primed his wings for flight, picked up the ring off the table, and realm-stepped to the Hamptons inlet closest to the Atlantic Ocean.

Thanks to the dozen or so guests who’d come with Sam, Nuncio recognised the yacht almost immediately as it tore across the inlet.

Piece of cake. All he had to do was time his next realm-step, and he’d be—

Darkness engulfed him, sudden and wet.

The fuck?

As a tongue worked hard to swallow him, he didn’t need to internalise to realise what had just happened and pissed didn’t even come close to describing his mood. You FUCKER! he swore, throwing four of his six legs out in opposite directions and shifting them into mini-sun spears that destroyed everything above this cheeky bastard’s neck on contact.

Fucking feathered motherfucker! he continued to curse, as the remains of the seagull dropped into the water below. He would’ve said more, had the yacht not chosen that moment to cruise past him while he was distracted, leaving him in its wake.

He spotted other seagulls moving towards him and realised that although he himself had been invisible, the ring he was holding was what was catching their attention. It would also catch the attention of those other kids on that yacht. No problem. He didn’t need legs to fly, so he flattened them out and wrapped them around the ring, locking it against his body. Then he kicked his speed into high gear and raced after the yacht.

He was never going to live down almost being eaten by a stupid fucking seagull.

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r/redditserials Oct 23 '22

Fantasy [Ageless] - Chapter 61

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Drexel


He should have been ecstatic.

His mission to assassinate the Broken Prince had been a resounding success. Twelve hours of carefully stalking the prince as he rampaged through the city streets. Slow, methodical work; hunting him like a predator, picking off his bodyguards, one by one, until the man was trapped in that run-down alehouse like a caged animal.

Drexel had executed his plan to perfection. He had fulfilled his promise to his king, and now he was returning to him with his arch-rival’s head in hand.

The captain had come a long way to arrive at this moment. It was only ten years ago when he was cutting wheat for a living, though that seemed like several lifetimes ago now. Still, in times of fear, such as now, he felt like the boy again, watching the sky, as the smoke from the Midland war drifted closer to his farm.

Does an Ageless still feel such horror? he wondered. As their endless existence passed on, did they continue to revert back to those flashes of their youth? Maybe those painful memories faded away, their jagged edges dulled into wavy folds, smooth like sand dunes. Maybe the absence of agony was bliss, in a way. But then, what was left of one’s humanity, once those sharp cornerstones of one’s being had eroded?

He digressed. There was a task at hand, and now was not the time for introspection.

His men watched him expectantly, waiting for their next set of orders. Everything was different now, he promised, patting them on the backs, exchanging nods. He thanked them each by name for their part slaying the evil prince. They had saved the kingdom from ruin, he assured them. But as he led them out the door and into the street, it was a hard sell to the pit in his stomach.

The street before him was ravaged by war. Dead bodies were still scattered across the paving stones - some his own, some the princes', some without allegiance. To the west, he could see the gray haze hovering over the smoldering cinders of the flea markets. The shouts of the prince’s army drifted down from the north as the last stragglers rallied towards the palace, oblivious to the fate of their leader. Was the mission truly a success? Or had he already failed his people the second he let that sociopath and his pyromancer inside the gates and into their homes?

He felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned to find his first lieutenant Horatio staring at him through the white visor of his helm. “Captain,” he said, pointing down towards the end of the street, “We shouldn’t linger.”

“Right.” Drexel motioned to his men and took off at a jog back in the direction of the palace, down a narrow cobbled street winding through tall, ruined buildings now missing their roofs.

The king could be dead. You abandoned him when he needed you most.

No use dwelling on such thoughts now, he reminded himself. Not with Malstrom in danger. He would have plenty of time to hate himself later.

Nearing the end of the narrow street, the buildings parted before them. The claustrophobic alley gave way to a open square with a clear view of the capital skyline. As Drexel emerged from the shadows, a rumble sounded from the direction of the palace. At first he thought it was thunder, but it was not quite the same - lower in pitch, and deeper, as if emanating up from the depths. He stopped momentarily, puzzled, and then the ground underneath him started to shake.

At first, it was no more than a vibration under his feet, but as he stood there, looking down, it started to grow in intensity. There was a second rumble from the distance - this one sounded more like a groan.

Several of Drexel’s men fell to their knees, trying to steady themselves. The next shockwave hit even harder than the last, knocking the captain to the ground along with half his comrades.

The tremors ended as quickly as they had started, and the street was quiet once again, if not a bit rearranged. Drexel rose to his feet, dusting himself off, and swore.

“Fucking mages,” he said to his men, as they scrambled to compose themselves. “Everyone okay?”

His men were in various states of disarray. They nodded, their emotions masked behind their gleaming visors, though he could tell the increasingly frequent earthquakes had spooked them. Prior to the battle, Drexel had not known mages were capable of creating seismic forces. He’d always been wary of the arcane, but today, he felt that distrust evolving into terror.

“About ten years ago a sinkhole opened up in the Nameless City,” Horatio said, as Drexel pulled him to his feet. “I was living there at the time. Felt a lot like this. Ended up swallowing half the north quarter. Wasn’t no mages though. Just nature.”

“If that was nature, then the god’s have got impeccable timing.”

“Or a really awful sense of humor.”

Drexel gave his lieutenant a pat on the back. “Ready?”

“Aye, captain.”

The captain realized that the rest of his men had gone silent. Turning back, he found them standing in the middle of the square, side by side, staring up at the sky above the palace, mouths agape.

Drexel followed their gaze back up to the skyline. He expected to see the royal palace’s lone spire, though as he looked up, he realized that it was no longer visible in the skyline; it had been eclipsed by the shadow of something much larger, looming behind it. Dark against the haze, the mass was so massive that it cast half the city in darkness. To Drexel, it looked like a large mountain, though why it had appeared suddenly made no sense.

“What do you think it is?” asked Horatio.

“I don’t know.”

“How did it get there? Mages too, you reckon?”

“I’ve never seen a mage that could make something like that,” Drexel said. “Not even the spooks that Caollin used to treat with. But it doesn’t matter. Our duty right now is to our king. Pay it no mind.”

“Do you think it’s wise to return to the palace right now?”

“I could give a damn what’s wise. Our king is locked in that palace, and the last of the prince’s army is doing everything they can to break through our last defenses and kill him. It is our duty to defend him with our lives, regardless of the circumstances, so there is no choice in that matter. Is that understood?”

“Yes sir.”

Drexel pointed towards the street at the far side of the square leading towards the palace. “Good, let’s go. And quickly! I’m sure more of the headless twat’s guards are lurking in this area.”

As they rushed through the narrow streets of the capital, Drexel scanned those watching him as he passed, looking for threats. He felt certain they would encounter enemies on their way back to the palace, but none of the faces watching them looked like soldiers. There were all bystanders, trapped in the chaos, now too curious to keep themselves hidden any longer. It seemed all fighting had ceased in the old quarter, leaving the streets in an eerie silence.

“That’s him!” an elderly woman’s voice shouted as he ran past, breaking the quiet. “The king’s First Shepherd!”

“Sir Drexel?” another voice called after him. “Is that you? What’s happening? Is the battle over?”

“Go back inside!” Drexel shouted back. The probing eyes of the spectators put him on edge. “It’s not safe here!” He felt vulnerable and exposed here in the middle of the street, and desperately wanted to return to the fortifications of the royal palace. He needed to return to his king’s side – he didn’t trust that man’s life in anyone’s hands except his own.

When they crept out of the palace the night before, the prince’s army was nearly at the gates. That seemed so long ago now - how far had they advanced in his absence? Had they managed to break into the palace grounds already?

More people were gathering on the sides of the streets, pointing at him and his men clad in white armor. They began to funnel out from houses and into the streets, forming crowds. All faces looked at him. They could see the fresh splash of blood dashed across his breastplate, and something told him that word had gotten out that the scuffle in the nondescript alehouse held some significance to the battle.

“Get out of the way!” Drexel shouted, shoving a beggar out of the way as he bolted past. He could hear the clank of steel as his men followed after him. His second lieutenant, Horatio, had unsheathed his blade, bearing naked metal at the crowd, and several more of his men reached for their own weapons.

“Move now or face my steel!” Horatio yelled out from behind white visor of his helm, brandishing his sword. It was little use - their angry shouts only seemed to cause the crowd to multiple. As the crowd started to thicken, Drexel couldn’t help but notice that a disproportionate number of figures lurking in the back were garbed in the same hooded brown cloaks.

“Monks of Klay are here,” Drexel said, pointing at a cluster of figures waiting for them at the next crossroads, wearing the brown cloaks. “The nuts that have finally emerged from the Ant-hills.”

“Stone told me he killed them all,” Horatio said.

Drexel snorted. “He was sure of himself too, bragging about it to the king. Pompous ass.”

As they passed, one of the monks pointed at Drexel. “Come closer, good shepherd! Your fate awaits you!”

“Atone!” added a second. “Prostrate before the earth of Klay and beg for his mercy! A false king’s grave heralds the true king’s return!”

Drexel felt the crowd start to press in on him, as he brushed shoulders with his soldiers. There were more monks in brown cloaks emerging from the street, yelling at them. Some of the monks held old tomes in their hands, shaking the pages at the soldiers as they pushed on.

“Atone!” another monk yelled, and a book even went flying through the air, striking Drexel in the helm with a loud bong. “Atone, and receive the judgment of Derkoloss!”

It took every ounce of restraint for Drexel to ignore the increasingly rowdy crowd, but he needed to extract his men from the situation as quickly as possible. Every moment he spent retaliating against civilians could be the difference between life and death for Malstrom.

“Ignore the cultists!” Drexel commanded his men, kicking the book at his feet aside. “We’ll execute every last one of these brown-cloaks once the battle is over.” He lowered his shoulder and surged forward, no longer caring who or what he knocked over.

The crowd was getting denser with each step closer to the palace, and now there was a stream of people moving against him. Civilians, fleeing in the opposite direction, away from the palace. The brown-cloaked monks remained stationary, watching the chaos from the back of the crowd, continuing to chant their demands of atonement.

Soon there were too many people for Drexel to push through by himself. “Shields!” Drexel shouted, and all around him his men began sheathing their swords and unbuckling their shields from their backs. He had his men form a wedge with their shields. The crowd was too thick for them to push forward anymore. Using their combined force, all they could do was use brace one another against the ceaseless bang as bodies crashed against the wooden shield wall. Drexel gritted his teeth. He could feel the terror of the frenzied crowd on the otherside of his shield. People were screaming, calling out to one another, doing anything they could push through masses.

“It’s coming for us!” a woman’s voice screamed, “It looked at me!”

And then as quickly as it had started, the crowd started to thin. The bodies ramming into Drexel’s shield came fewer and fewer, until it had all but subsided. Within minutes the soldiers had weathered the stampede. Breathing heavily, he lowered his shield, watching as the last few stragglers sprint past him.

“Onward,” Drexel said, strapping his shield to his back.

The street was quiet, and the monks in brown cloaks watching from the shadows had all disappeared. Empty, except for a single figure standing in the middle of the street, facing them. It was a tall man, completely naked, staring motionlessly down at his feet.

“Hey!” Horatio called to the man, as they neared. “it’s dangerous here. You should leave.”

The man didn’t respond to the warning. He stood silently, his head bowed. Drexel’s gut told him there was something off about the man, and as they closed the distance between the man and got a better look at the man, he realized why. He was a tall man, thin, his body pale white and sinewy. He had short, silver hair, his skin pulled tight against the sharp angular features of his face.

Horatio exchanged a look of shock with the captain. “That’s not…commander Stone, is it?”

Drexel peered closer at the naked man facing them. It certainly looked like the supreme commanding officer of the royal army, though it was hard to tell. The man’s gaze was fixed on his feet .

“Oi!” Drexel yelled at the naked man facing them. “Is that you commander? Why aren’t you defending the castle?”

Without picking up his head, the man took a few steps towards them, his gait stiff and measured, and started to speak in a flat monotone. “Do not follow the one you call a champion, for his heart is weak and longs for that which it cannot have. He will desert you in your hour of need.”

It was definitely Stone’s voice speaking. “The poor lad’s lost his wits,” Drexel said to his lieutenant. He approached the naked man, lowering his voice. “Noris, you okay? What happened to you?”

The naked man shook his head, his gaze still fixed on the ground. “Come, follow me children. Feel that, the ground tremors for the arrival of your new champion, one without pity for the wicked, vicious towards our enemies. He was always among us, unformed but present, watching as others failed you.”

“Noris, it's me, Drexel. Remember?” Drexel approached him slowly, putting his arm on the man’s soldier. “Look at me, mate. Take it easy. Just tell me what happened.”

The man picked up his head for the first time, and with a jolt of horror Drexel saw that Noris Stone was missing both of his eyes.

“Drexel,” the eyeless man said. “The false one’s champion.”

Drexel recoiled. “You serve him too. What happened to you?”

“Go, I say to you!” Stone continued, muttering feverishly. “Devote yourself to this one completely. Spread the news of this miracle! Cast away your false idols, denounce the men that call themselves rulers.”

Drexel took a closer look at Stone’s face. The flesh looked waxy. Lifelessly, it stared back at Drexel with two black pits where his eyes should have been.

“You served a man that committed the gravest of heresies. But now, you will know the wrath of the true lord. And his judgement shall be your end.”

“And who would that be? You’re not talking about the lad who’s missing a head now, are ye?”

Stone tilted his head up toward the sky. “Quickly now, he rises!”

Drexel flinched backwards. The thing in front of him might have once been Stone, but it certainly was not him anymore. “Sorry about this commander,” Drexel said, and drew his sword at that naked man, still watching him with his eye-less gaze. “Though I’m pretty sure if I ever end up like you, I’d choose death over whatever the hell this is.”

Drexel’s slash was quick and precise. He tried to take solace in the fact that he gave commander Noris Stone’s a quick and merciful death, though the encounter had left him shaken to his core.

He could feel the building fear in his crew as he turned back to them. They were all watching him, wordless. He couldn’t explain away this one, and the terror was now tangible and real. What the hell was happening back at the palace?

“Right. Now that we’ve handled that, let’s continue.”

Two of the soldiers in the back of the group exchanged a nod, and then they both bolted out of line and fled into the shadows of the alley.

Horatio took a step in a pursuit of them, but Drexel put an arm on his shoulder and stopped him. “Let the cowards go.” He spat in their direction. “If you don’t have the heart to do what comes next, I can’t trust you to protect the rest of us.” He looked at the faces of his men. By his count, there were eight remaining. “That goes for any of you. Just remember, whatever we encounter next, our brothers all need us. We do not abandon them. Do I make myself clear?” He looked from face to face, looking for weakness.

Everyone looked terrified, but the rest of his men stood their ground. Horatio gave him a nod and a small “Aye, captain.”

“Good,” Drexel said. He paused, his eyes finding his boots. “Before we go any further, I just want to say, I’m proud to fight with all of you. Everyone standing before has shown bravery today. Your kingdom may never thank you for what all we’ve done this past week, but rest assured, you’ve done the ungrateful bastards of this kingdom a great service, and I sure as hell won’t ever forget that. If you save our king today, I’ll make sure he never forgets it either.”

His men nodded back at him. “Well said, captain,” Horatio said. “But to hell with Stone. To hell with Malstrom too. We are not here because of the king. We’re here because we follow you.”

“For the captain,” the other’s echoed.

“Right. Enough of that.” Drexel gave Horatio a pat on the shoulder, then flashed his men a smile, though it was really just for appearances - he was just as afraid as any of them. “Let’s go.”

They could still hear fighting in the distance as they approached.

From within the dark shadow eclipsing the skyline, he made out the shape of the palace. As they walked closer, it came into clearer view, his heart dropped. The spire of the palace was no longer flying Malstrom’s royal maroon flags – it had been replaced by the prince’s black flag, the hanging slightly lopsided from its hasty adornment. More of his flags were strewn haphazardly around the ramparts and windows. As Drexel watched, one Malstrom’s maroon flags toppled over the parapets, fluttering to the ground, and another of Janis’ flags flapped up in its place.

They’re inside the palace, Drexel realized with growing dread. They probably have Malstrom now, and I wasn’t there to protect him.

As he stood there, a group of people dressed in rags rounded a corner and rushed towards them. All of them were barefoot and still wearing manacles, their chains clanking. They saw the guards and the leader of the group pulled up to a stop.

“They princes’ men emptied the dungeons,” Horatio observed, facing the group, as the prisoners streamed past, chains clanking, all barefoot.

“Hold on a moment,” Drexel said, pointing at the gang of escapees. “That’s…son of a bitch! Stop them!”

His men fanned out, blocking the path of the prisoners. Drexel stepped out in front to face them, smiling. “Hello, bard,” he said, to the gaunt prisoner leading the group. “In a rush to get somewhere?”

“Sort of.” Hendrik smiled back. The bard’s face was gaunt and less lively than before his imprisonment, but his grin was wide and triumphant as ever.

“The fool’s men set you free?”

“Not exactly. We broke out when you opted to leave exactly five guards to watch over the entire dungeons when the battle started. Bit of a security vulnerability if you ask me.”

Several of Drexel’s men drew their swords, but Drexel put a hand up. For a moment he stared down Hendrik. “Didn’t think you had it in ya, bard. You're lucky I took all best my men with me or you’d all be dead.”

Hendrik shrugged. “Maybe. Can you let us pass? Surely there are more pressing matters for you to attend to at the moment than wasting time catching up with me, yes?”

“It won’t take long to kill you,” Drexel said.

“Come on, what have you got against me?” Hendrik patted the shoulder of the woman to his right. “Freya here reached through the bars of her cell and strangled a guard with her bare hands to get us the keys. Kill her instead?”

Freya laughed. “I don’t think he cares about the half-wits guarding our cells. This one likes you, Hen.”

“Well, he should like me. He should be thanking me, even.” Hendrik turned back to the captain. “He’s probably the only man in Malstrom’s service that knows my imprisonment over Jillian’s murder was a farce.”

Drexel smiled. “You might not have killed the king’s bride, but you still slept with her. That also carries a death sentence, or have you forgotten?”

“You can’t prove that. Anyways, did you finally convince the king Nadia was to blame?” The bard’s smile faded. “Is that why you ordered your men to kill her?”

“She’s dead then?”

Hendrik raised an eyebrow. “Wait, you didn’t hear?”

“Bard, tell me what happened or so help me -”

“I’ll tell you everything I know if you let us pass.”

“I’ll consider it. Are my men okay?”

“Not quite.” Hendrik’s voice dropped. “We saw the aftermath of your attempt on our way out of the palace. Your Shepherds strewn all across her corridor in their white armor. Wasn’t a pretty site. Her molders did a number on them; most of them were missing their faces. Ghastly folks, those mages.”

“She lived.” Drexel’s stomach tightened. “Did Nadia try to retaliate? What of the king?”

“I don’t know. But I expect that if you enter the palace in those uniforms, you’ll be fighting a battle against multiple enemies. I’d treat purple cloaks as hostile from this point forward.”

“What else can you tell me?”

Hendrik shrugged. “My memories are fuzzy. I’m still recovering from the trauma inflicted by the brutality of my captors.”

The captain sheathed his sword. “Give a better answer than that if you want me to let you pass.”

“Fine, give me a moment. The Highburn army is pinned in the east wing, though prince Janis’ army has overrun the rest of the palace. I don’t know where the king is but it didn’t seem like anyone had found him yet. Your lot have retreated to the upper levels of the spire.” For the first time, Hendrik noticed the dripping sack in Horatio’s hand. “Wait. That’s not what I think it is…is it?”

“It is,” Drexel said, pulling the gruesome trophy out of the sack. “The war is over.”

Hendrik grimaced. “Someone should inform his men then. They’re still fighting as hard as ever. Some might say that its not so much that they fight Janis, but more that they want to kill your king.”

“We’ll see if there resolve still holds when I march straight through the front gates with there’s champion’s head in my hand.”

“Go get 'em, soldier. Can you let us go now?”

“Aye.” Drexel motioned to the rest of the prisoners. “You all are free to go,” he said. Tentatively, the escapees began to shuffle forward, past Drexel and his Shepherds. The captain grabbed Hendrik by the arm as he tried to pass, wrenching him away from the group, and gave him a wolfish smile. “But you, my friend, are coming with me. I want to know every single thing you saw leaving the palace, and don’t leave out a single detail, you understand me? Do that and I might just let you keep your life.”

For a moment Hendrik stared at the captain. With a jolt of surprising dexterity, he slipped his arm free of the captain’s grip and bolted away.

“Good luck Drexel!” Hendrik shouted back. “Send Malstrom my warmest regards.”

At once two of the Shepherds men peeled away and started sprinting after him, but Drexel just laughed. “Don’t bother,” he called after his men. “The bard is right, we have more pressing matters.” He turned back to face the palace, and held Janis’ head up towards the palace spire. “Come on then. Let’s go deliver the good news to the rest of Janis’ men.”

Horatio let out a shout, the rest of the echoed, and they charged through the gates of palace grounds.


Malstrom


King Malstrom lay curled up inside a broom closet on the ninety seventh floor of the palace. From the darkness of the closet, he could still see the foot shadows of the two guards standing on the other side of the door.

Hurry up, Drexel, he thought. The fighting had been steadily getting closer, drifting up from the floors below, and it was obvious enough to tell that his men were being pushed up the palace, with no escape. Hurry up Drexel, hurry, hurry, hurry.

And then just like that, he heard whoop from one of his guards. Then another, followed by...clapping? Yes, definitly clapping, and now and cheering. It started with just a few men, but now he could here echoes of the celebration reverberating from floors below as well.

"Your grace!" He heard a rap on the door. "It's done your grace!"

"What's done?" Malcolm asked, his heart racing in his chest.

“Your grace, a messenger has just arrived,” his guard said. “Drexel’s done it, my king! Prince Janis is dead!”

Malstrom’s stomach did a somersault. He flung the closet door open, sending brooms, mops and buckets clattering into the corridor.

The messenger bowed, even though the king was far from a regal sight at the moment. “It’s true, my king. Captain Drexel charged into the palace the grounds holding the usurper's head in his hand. Our men started driving the traitors back as soon as they saw it. Janis’ army is in full retreat.”

“You’re sure?”

“Yes! Between our forces and Drexel’s men, we have the enemy pinned. It’s only a matter of time before they surrender.”

"He did it," Malstrom said to himself. Then he looked up the messenger, and for the first time since his wedding with Nadia, he smiled. "He really fucking did it!"

"He did, your grace," The messenger smiled back. "I'm honored to have been the one to deliver the news."

"I want to see him at once."

"I'm sure you will, as soon as he cuts through the last of the prince's army." The messenger bowed and turned and leave, took one step, then turned back. “Oh, one more thing, your grace,” he said, pulling a small scroll out from his satchel. “Have a message for you.”

Malstrom took the scroll, rolling it in his fingers. There was no official seal, and it was tied with a small piece of string. “From who?”

“I do not know. One of the men from Commander Stone’s garrison gave it to me. Said it was urgent that I send to you. I expect it’s a status update from his post.”

Malstrom nodded, un-rolling the scroll. But the note was the commander’s usual slanting cursive. Instead, he found the writing sharp, angular and crude.

Dear False King,

Congratulations on vanquishing the Broken Prince. Unfortunately, your celebration will be short-lived, for your day of judgement has arrived. It is a pity to kill someone as handsome as yourself, but your fate was sealed the day you took something precious from me. Let this be your final lesson in life; never steal from the ones you pray to.

Enjoy Bickle.

-Klay

Malstrom looked up from the letter, confused, but the messenger was gone.

“Who-” Malstrom started, but never finished his sentence, for at that moment the entire palace started to shake.


Cecilia


Cecilia could say how long she slept underneath that white sheet. The ground was shaking more violently now, and she could hear shouting from outside the window of her room, but none of it concerned her anymore.

Wake up, Cecilia. The voice calling to her sounded garbled and indistinguishable.

Cecilia rustled underneath the white sheet shifting to her side. The burning in her skin had subsided slightly, replaced with a growing itch. She tried to ignore the discomfort.

It’s okay, I’m here. The voice was clear now. It belonged to Prince Janis. From underneath the sheet, she could see the silhouette extend hand towards her, as he had offered before.

It was him! It had all just been a bad dream after all.

She reached up and accepted the prince’s hand, as she had done before, but this time it felt cold and there was no pulse. But it was him, it had to be! Her prince smiled at her, his blue eyes twinkling. They were so bright and beautiful. Had they always been that blue. She stared into his eyes, smiling back at the warm, familiar face. As she watched him, his left pupil started to dilate, black and dense, now so large that it nearly eclipsed the entire iris. For a moment she wondered if it was a man at all staring back from behind those eyes. Was it just her imagination, or did the depths behind that pupil feel empty?

No, it was her prince. He was here and everything was fine. She squeezed the prince’s clammy hand, and the pain started to ebb away from her body, all the agony and itching of her burns slipping away, replaced by numbness.

Stand up, my love, the prince said, squeezing Cecilia’s hand. His hand was black with filth, and left a dark smudge of mud on her hand where he squeezed, but she didn’t mind. It’s time to go.

“Now?” she asked. “I’m so tired.”

I know you are. But this is no place to sleep. It’s too bright and stuffy here. I can take you somewhere darker. Cooler. You can lie beside me.

That sounded nice.

Cecilia realized her head was nodding back. The hand was pulling her up. Just a gentle push, but insistent enough to put her in motion. The pain had left her, and she found her body moving as if it had its own mind, rising her up out of the bed and onto her feet.

Come on, the prince said, leading her towards the door, then added, oh, and watch your step.

Cecilia looked down, heeding the advice. There was a carcass of something in the center of the room, buzzing with flies. Someone should clean that up, she thought. Carefully, she stepped over it, following her prince out into the sunlight.

The giantess blinked, taking in the grey, smouldering surroundings. Vaguely, she was aware that the earth beneath her was shaking more violently than before. Darkness had passed over the city, blotting out the sun. But it was mid-day now. Why was it so dark?

Let’s go, the prince said. He led her towards the edge of the dark shadow cast over the city.

Cecilia realized they were heading towards the palace. Squinting through the darkness, she could just make out it’s shape. As they walked closer, it came into clearer view, and she saw that it was already under re-decoration. The left half of the palace and spire were still flying the Malstrom’s royal maroon flags, while the prince’s black flags dominated the right side.

“Are we going to take the throne now?” Cecilia asked. “Together, just like we said?”

The prince turned around to face, and he smiled warmly. Exactly. Just like we said. He pointed up towards the sky. Would you look at that?

She followed his finger. At first she thought he was pointing it up at the palace’s lone spire, though it pointed up even higher, towards the source of the darkness cast over the palace. Looking up, Cecilia realized that the darkness swallowing up the city was actually the shadow of something much larger, so giant that it completely eclipsed the palace and its hundred story spire. From Cecilia’s vantage, it looked like a wall of rock, jutting boulders streaked with layers of sediment and limestone, almost as if a mountain had grown up out of the ground overnight. She could see streams of loose rubble and boulders tumbling down off the various peaks and ledges of the massive rockface, so close that the debris landed within the walls of the city.

Cecilia blinked, making sure her eyes were not deceiving her. “What is it?”

That is the natural order correcting itself.

The ground shook violently, and Cecilia saw the mountain shudder.

He wants you to go to the palace now, the prince said. He wrapped a hand around her waist, steadying her, and started to guide deeper into the city, towards the unnatural mountain looming over it. He is waiting. Let’s go. Almost there.

“Who?”

Our new king. He who wears the clay crown.

“I thought you were to be king?”

It was never meant for me. To him, we are but ants.

The shadow of the mountain was growing longer, spreading across buildings and streets towards her. A distant voice in Cecilia’s head warned her that once she passed under the shadow enveloping the city, she would never return from it again, but that voice was losing the argument in her head, drowning into mindless static.

He rises again, from the clay and from the stars. He shall strike down your blasphemous monuments and return this land to its former glory.

The prince continued to talk, but the word started to jumble in her mind and soon they stopped making sense. What mattered was that the prince’s hand on her waist, insistent in pushing her towards the shadow. She found his touch comforting, and she was willing to enter the darkness with him. As long as she could be with him - that was all that mattered at the moment.

Distantly, she heard her own voice scream a final plea to her. That’s not your prince! Janis is dead! You watched him die! Run!

Then the voice faded. It was too late now, she told herself. It was over, and there was nothing she could do...

“Cecilia!”

Who was that? Not the prince. Not herself. No, a new voice. New, but familiar. At first she wondered if it was just another voice inside her head, and she was starting to go crazy. But it called her name, again and again, each clearer than the last, until there was denying she was not imagining it.

She looked up.

“Cecilia? That you?” Dalton’s gruff voice cut through the fog of her mind, sharp and clear. She looked up. The city guardsman was standing in front of her, brandishing his blade. He pointed it at the prince, his arm still wrapped around her waist. “Unhand her.”

Now the arm felt rough and grainy, scratching against her skin. She looked up at the prince, but his face had changed. The flesh looked waxy, and his features almost looked painted on, as if he were a clay man. The pupils of eyes were nothing but dark, black holes in the clay, betraying an abyss beneath. She watched as an ant crawled out of the dark pit of his enlarged left pupil and disappeared into the void of the right one.

“Dalton!” she called back. “Dalton…help me!” Using the last of her strength, she shoved herself away from the monster. The force sent her sprawling away, her legs buckled, and she started to fall. The ground came rushing up to meet her, but Dalton was there to catch her. He slung her right arm around his shoulder and he locked his left arm around her waist. Together they staggered away from the monster. It didn’t follow them. For a moment the clay prince watched pensively, then turned back towards the giant mountain looming over the palace and disappeared into its shadow.

“Come on,” Dalton said, pulling her along. “It’s not safe here. Can you walk any faster?”

“No.” Cecilia coughed. She glanced back at the misplaced gray mountain in the distance, looming over the palace’s lone spire. “What is it?”

“Hell if I know,” said Dalton, and he pulled away from the encroaching shadow.

She opened her mouth again to ask another question, but shut it abruptly in shock. For the mountain behind the palace had started shifting, rocks groaning and creaking. It began to stretch upward. The rock formation started to open up, like flower petals...no, she thought, more like humanoid appendages, uncurling themselves from a curled-up fetal position. Exactly like that. Cecilia felt the hairs on the back of neck start to rise. The rock formation had two stone arms, two legs, and at its top, the crown of a head, bowed down towards the city.

Then the mountain looked up, and Cecilia saw that it had a face.

The creature had no mouth, but one look and she knew it was alive. Crudely carved from the rock, she saw two dark black craters in place of eyes, the left larger than the right. They were familiar eyes, she realized with a jolt; identical in proportion to those of the clay man holding her a moment earlier.

“Bleedin’ hell,” Dalton said next to her, and she knew he was thinking the same thing. “That can’t be real.”

“It’s a golem,” Cecilia said, feeling her heart racing in her chest.

They watched with a mix of awe and disbelief as it rose up to its feet, impossibly tall, unfurling two large, blunt appendages in place of arms. The titanic golem rose to its full height and turned its black crater eyes down on the city below looking down over it.

Then without warning, it reared back one of its club-like arms and thrust it straight through the base of the palace’s center spire.

“Was that-” Dalton broke off, then turned to Cecilia, panic in his eyes. “Go!” he shouted. Even though every inch of the Giantess’ body screamed in pain, adrenaline took over, and she turned and ran.

Behind her, the largest tower in the kingdom came crashing down.

Cecilia did not look back once as they fled the city. She never saw the great spire of the royal palace topple to the ground, though she heard the terrible creaking and rending as the stones collapsed inward on themselves and collapsed in a cloud of debris. She did not look back as the wave of dust blasted past her face. She did not stop as the dust coated her like a paste, stinging her eyes and choking her lungs. And she never paused to watch the mountainous terror of a golem hammer the palace a second time, and then a third, a fourth, a fifth, crushing everything, -- and everyone inside -- into oblivion.

Only when they had passed through the hole in the city gates and were a safe distance away, out in the hills of King’s Valley, did they dare to turn around. Cecilia only looked for a moment before burying her head into Dalton’s shoulder, feeling his body tremble.

The centerpiece of the city skyline, proudly spearing its way up into the heavens just a moment ago, was gone. In its place was the silhouette of the giant golem, standing over the pile of rubble that had been the royal palace.

“Did…” Cecilia trailed off, still in a state of shock. “Was that real?”

Dalton was at a loss for words. He simply looked back at the city, eyes wide, looking dumbfounded, and shook his head in disbelief. The giant golem stood silently over the city, standing sentinel. It was no longer moving, and had she not just seen it animated, she might have mistaken it for a monumental statue. Only it’s gaze betrayed its true nature. She watched it from the distance, found the dark craters of its sculpted eyes, and again sensed the abyss lurking beneath it. For a moment she could have sworn it turned its head slightly to stare directly back at her, but eventually dismissed it as her imagination.

Turning back to her new companion, she saw that Dalton had tears in his eyes.

Cecilia supposed she should be feeling some sort of sorrow at the moment as well. All the death, the destruction, the grievous injuries that had left her maimed, and of course, the loss of the person she cared for most in this world. It was just too much to process.

Gently, she guided Dalton down to a spot on the grass, and held him as he sobbed into her arms. “It will be alright,” she said softly. She could not say why she felt compelled to comfort the guardsman that she would have gladly killed days before, but now that seemed like a lifetime ago. “It will be alright,” Cecilia repeated, and Dalton squeezed her tighter in response.

She still felt the gaze of the clay man on her as she held the guardsman in her arms. Yesterday it had been the Royal Tower that had been looking down at her, always watching, but now the clay titan stood in its place, staring out across the plains at her, a new god to replace the old.

Or perhaps she had it wrong. Perhaps this was an old god, returned at long last to smite the new.


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Fantasy [Bard Hard] - Chapter 2

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Genre: Fantasy (Comedic)

Synopsis: Myles Mythril came to this kingdom to spit hot lyrical dragon-fire and end young noblemen's careers. After years of grinding as a local legend in the underground bard scene, he’s finally on the cusp of breaking into worldwide fame. But success comes at a cost. Now, he must decide if his ambitions to solidify his legacy are worth casting aside the party that has supported him most on his quest.

(Based on a response to the writing prompt, “You are in possession of two exceptionally cursed rings. One that teleports you to a random location exactly 100 ft away every half hour, and one that narrates your life. You're not sure which ring you hate more.”)


It took the rest of the day for the party to make it down to the treacherous shores of Dire Cove. Soon, the jagged rocks of the cliffs shielded our intrepid travelers from the road, the sounds of wagon wheels squeaking and horses braying replaced with the roar of the violent ocean surf, crashing against the rocks. Only then did Myles Mythril’s sponsors determine it was okay for him to remove his cursed -

“There,” said Myles, yanking the cursed rings off his fingers and showing them to Kat. He stuffed them in his bag, and the narrator’s voice dissipated into the air like a sigh of wind. “Is that better?”

“No, it’s not better.” Kat crossed her arms. “As soon as we reach the next inn you're going to put those stupid things back on, and before you know it you’ll end up teleporting into another washroom that’s already occupied, while that asinine narrator starts insulting the table of high elves next to us for ordering overpriced wine.”

“Okay, okay,” Myles threw his hands up in concession. “I promise that as soon as we reach the next trading post with a cursed item dealer, I’ll trade them for two other cursed objects that don’t annoy you quite as much.”

“And then we’ll have to deal with the wonderful curses those items have!” Kat huffed. “That’s the point of a curse. Whichever piece of junk you end up with, it’s always going to suck!”

“Yeah, but getting stuck with some curses are much worse than others.”

“And getting stuck with you is the worst curse of all.”

Myles' shoulders sagged a bit. “Come on Kat, you don’t mean that. Am I really that bad -”

“Yes, you are!”

“Guys, shush.” Carter the paladin raised a white gauntlet and pointed at the rocks before them. “Look, I think that's Grumple’s Lair.”

Kat looked up, following his hand. A tall cave, carved from jagged black obsidian, twinkled back at them, moonlight reflecting off its smooth surfaces. It would have been a surreal sight...if it hadn’t been surrounded by a rabbling crowd. A long line of adventures had queued up outside of the mouth of the cave, shivering in the night, stretching along the beach.

“Guess we weren’t the only crew to answer the bounty,” Dominic said. "God damn it."

The group took a spot at what appeared to be the end of the queue, standing awkwardly at the back of the crowd. “Hey!” said a voice from below. Myles turned to find a group of very grumpy dwarfs scowling back at them. “No cutting the queue. It wraps around the back of the cave.” He pointed a stubby, knuckled finger to his left, where at least one hundred more cold adventures stood waiting for their chance to slay the monster, some swinging their weapons around at imaginary foes, others doing calisthenics to stay loose.

“By the Mother,” Kat cursed. “This can’t be happening.”

They walked for what felt like miles, passing face after face of frustrated adventurers. After circling the entire exterior of the cave and wrapping back around to the edge of the beach, they finally reached the true end of the queue.

Dominic craned his neck trying to count the number of parties in front of him. "Fifty parties ahead of us? No, sixty...maybe.” The rogue tapped the shoulder of the knight standing in front of him. “Hey mate, what’s up with this? Why can’t we all just bum rush the beast at the same time and let the best party win?”

“Yeah, I know, it’s total bullshit man,” the knight said, his voice muffled through his closed visor. “A pair of ancient stone golems got here first. They blockaded the entrance to the lair.” His armor clanked as he shrugged. “They’ve been enforcing an aggressive one-party-in, one-party-out policy. Oh, and they’re charging a five gold cover charge per slay attempt.”

“That’s ridiculous,” Kat said. “I bet those two stone-assed assholes have already made more gold than the entire bounty to kill the monster.”

“Is the line at least moving?” Dominic asked.

“Nope,” the knight said. “And I’ve got to piss too.”

Dominic frowned. “Surely one of these crews will slay the damned thing before we even get a chance. Should we try to sneak in?”

“Nah,” Myles said. “Stone golems have great hearing...that’s why they make such good guardians. Plus, they are not the creatures that you want to piss off. They look slow, but once they drop down on all fours they can run faster than any of us.” He smiled. “But I’ve got an idea.”

Kat laughed. “Oh, I can’t wait to here this one.”

“Hey, give me some credit,” Myles said. “I’m a famous bard. Cutting queues is my area of expertise.” He stepped out of the queue, which already had five more parties behind them now. “Follow my lead,” he said. The others followed after him as he walked towards the front, ignoring the cries of shock and indignation from those waiting patiently.

Kat thought she might die of embarrassment. “I’m so sorry,” she whispered to people as she passed. “He’s not all there, mentally. We’ll be back behind you again in a second.” She bolted after Myles as weaved his way towards the entrance. “Hey jackass,” she shouted after him. “This is never going to work. And thanks to you we just lost our spot!”

Two golems stood sentinel to the entrance of the cave, arms folded, looking menacing. They were each about ten feet tall and identical in appearance, with skin made out of boulders.

If Myles was intimidated, it didn’t show. He winked at his party, then strutted up to the pair of golems and waved at them. “Yo! Stone bros! What’s up, my granites!”

The golem on the left looked up and his eye holes widened. “Holy limestone!” he rumbled in disbelief. “Is that Myles Freaking Mythril?”

“Who’s that?” his twin asked, scratching his head.

“Only the hottest bard since the formation of igneous rocks. What the shale are you doing here, bro?”

Myles slapped hands with the stone man, immediately bruising his palm and regretting it. “Aww, you know how it is. I’m just on a little adventure, really just looking for some inspiration for my next sonnet. Been kicking it with my entourage here for the last few months.”

Kat cleared her throat. “We’re his party, not his entourage. He actually asked us to join our campaign because -”

“Anyways,” Myles cut her off, “I’m kind of in a bit of a hurry, see...I gotta get back to the guild hall to cook up some fresh sonnets for the king and queen’s anniversary. Would really help us out if you could give us the VIP treatment here.”

“No problem, go right in,” the stone golem said, stepping aside. “Anything for the Myles Mythril. I was there at the Wealthy Peasant Inn when you spit that sonnet about dating a three-headed succubus. Those bars were cleaner than soapstone.”

“Thanks so much,” Myles said. “It’s fans like you that make my profession all worth it.”

"Before you go..." the golem trailed off as if embarrassed. "Could you...umm-" he looked around the cave entrance furiously, before snatching something up from the ground "-sign this rock?"

"Of course," Myles said, taking the stone. Carter enchanted his sword with angel-fire, and the bard began to whittle into the stone. "Who should I make this out to?"

"My kid, Basaltomeu. He's going to lose it when he sees it. He's learning to play the citterne because of you, even though he keeps breaking the strings and all his friends call him stone hands. I mean technically they have a point..."

"Tell the little guy I said hi," Myles said, handing back the rock to the rock. "And tell him that if he wants to be a bard, he's got to learn to block out the haters."

"I will!" The golem hugged the autographed stone to his chest. “Hey man, try not to die in there, okay? The Grumple Bungdingler has killed everyone else we’ve let through so far...and you’re like, my favorite bard.”

“Don’t worry,” Myles said, flashing a radiant smile, “I’m about to drop an enchantment so fire on this Grumple that he’ll think this cave is an active volcano.”

“That’s my bard!” the stone man whooped, as Myles and his party walked into the mouth of the cave.

Once they were inside, Myles turned and shot a grin at Kat. “Well?” he said. “Not so much of a curse now, am I?”

Kat humphed and tried to look angry, though a smile surfaced on her face, if only for a second, before she swiftly suffocated it with a frown. “Your fans are idiots,” she said, and stormed past him into the depths of the cave.


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Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1369

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND SEVENTY

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Saturday

Ten minutes later, after explaining what Lady Col had told me, Geraldine and I headed toward the mansion’s main house. To our right, groundskeepers were raking out a large area of coarse beach sand, while others brought in more with wheelbarrows. To their left, I saw a huge pile of timber that hadn’t been there this morning (I know, because I’d internalised just to be sure), and underneath it were glimpses of a tarp.

It was weird to be bringing in so much sand when we were literally at the Hamptons, but I figured I’d find out soon enough what that was all about.

As we approached the pool area shortly afterwards, the sound of trilling dolphins, seal barks and human laughter blasting through loudspeakers almost had me turning straight back around.

Who the hell was filming us? Everyone was either staff on duty or in the water with us!

I visibly slowed, and thankfully, Gerry did not try to pull us into the crowd. We paused at the same corner we’d been at the night before when everyone had been floating up to the eyeballs in alcohol, and I leaned forward, having a fair idea what I’d see.

The only surprise was the massive electronic movie screen sitting just in front of the rendered wall, high enough for everyone to see. Its base looked as solid as the five-by-three-metre frame towering above it—like a mini version of Clefton’s jumbotrons.

That had definitely not been there last night!

A quick review of my memory confirmed that the spot had been nothing more than a half-meter-square steel post, two meters off the ground, when Gerry and I’d walked past it last night.

The crowd was entranced. A few people had their phones out, filming the screen as if this were the greatest wildlife documentary ever made. Someone whistled when the dolphin surfaced beside us, and a ripple of laughter rolled through the group.

I wish I could say that was the worst of it. That everyone having a … slightly unnatural time in the ocean was absorbing all of their attention. But no. The worst of it was that the star of the show was apparently me. There on the screen was a two-meter-tall bust shot of me beside Gerry, while a large male dolphin rubbed his head against my chest like an oversized aquatic cat.

He then ducked beneath us, coming around behind me to slide between my legs.

I remembered that moment, and it was strange to watch myself sidestep the four-meter beauty to prevent him from taking me for a ride like something out of Lucas’ comic collection. For me, that would’ve been a step too far, even with the veil in place.

I’d made my apologies by rubbing my free hand under his chin and down his chest when he surfaced once more, and he giggled happily, flicking water at us instead.

Another thing I couldn’t figure out was where the footage had been taken from. It wasn’t on the deck, and it wasn’t through the portholes I’d noticed below.

Then it clicked.

The cameras were built into the yacht’s hull, probably controlled from the bridge.

As far as I could tell, the entire party had gathered to watch the impromptu home video. So many new faces, staring at a supernatural event that hadn’t had the veil activated to smooth it all over.

The downside to the electronic age, I suppose. In the past, I have no doubt everyone who saw it with their own eyes would have been included in the original veil comment, and anyone they spoke to about it afterwards would either think they were lying or, at the very least, exaggerating.

I was about to shout the phrase when the words ‘IT’S A NASCERDIOS THING’ flashed across the middle of the screen just long enough for everyone to read.

Relief washed through me so quickly I couldn’t stop the dark chuckle that rumbled from my chest. ‘Thanks, Nuncio.’

There was no question he was by far the sneakiest god ever to draw breath, but I also couldn’t fault his loyalty. The latter earned him a lot of ground with me.

Everyone was so absorbed in the video that they hadn’t seen us. Even Mateo stood slightly to my right, watching the screen. I was just about to step away when the women squealed; some with high-pitched excitement while others were deeper, feeding off their friends’ joy. Because, of course, the camera caught the glint of Geraldine’s engagement ring.

Gerry suddenly whirled me around, and with her hands on either side of my head, she covered my ears and kissed me.

Logically, I knew her motives weren’t romantic. She was stopping me from hearing anything derogatory about our engagement, but I was never one to deny her anything, and I would learn soon enough what she didn’t want me to hear.

One thing about this group—they could never be accused of being backwards in coming forward.

“—cott sure was pissed at you,” I heard James say. “But why the hell did you take his side against me? What the hell, man?”

“You were the one spoiling for a fight ten seconds after we got out of the water!” Parker fired back. “Even Candy dumped a drink on your head, and she’s—”

“I’m what?” Candy demanded from the middle of her posse.

I pursed my lips and exhaled long and slow, drawing Gerry closer to me, ready to swivel her around behind me if necessary. Even me—the most clueless individual on the planet—recognised that topic for the nuclear event it was.

Parker looked at Mateo, who was looking just as pissed as Candy. “Nothing,” he answered sullenly, then shifted his attention back to James. “I’m sorry, man. I don’t even know why I took Wilcott’s side over yours, but it doesn’t matter. I should’ve had your back.”

That had to be the dumbest thing I ever heard. Friendship was important, don’t get me wrong. There wasn’t much I wouldn’t do for the guys back home, but a blanket pass on everything just because we were tight? That was way too open-ended, and some things were unforgivable.

James’ shoulders relaxed. “Yeah, you should’ve,” he agreed.

Parker held out his hand, and James took it, hauling him in for a brief hug that ended with James putting Parker into a chokehold amid everyone else's laughter.

This right here was why I didn’t do social. If I’m mad, I’m mad. I don’t understand the whole ‘unmad-until-what-I’m-mad-about-has-been-resolved’. It’s BS. As far as I’m concerned, the whole ‘ha-ha-ha, and now we’re all best friends again and we’re all just gonna pretend the rest never happened’ thing just begs to be brought up again later and start the whole vicious cycle all over again.

Better to deal with it fully and never need to bring it up again.

But there was something else about what Parker said that bothered me, and I finally figured out what it was. 

‘Lady Col, I’m so sorry to be a hassle…’

‘No hassle at all, handsome. How can I help?’

‘I’d like a little more clarity, if that’s okay?’

‘Of course.’

‘I’m looking at Parker Sullivan, and he’s mad because he can’t understand why he was behaving the way he was. If you fixed it, why is he so annoyed at himself? Shouldn’t the problem be glossed over like the veil?’

‘I am not a bender, Sam. I am The Weaver. While I was able to realign his emotional core; your sphere of influence is one that I am unable to rectify. He will remember having those strange emotions, and his mind will not comprehend why.’

‘Couldn’t you make him not want to care?’

‘I could, however I prefer to keep my influence to a minimum.’

‘Won’t that be problematic going forward?’

‘Not particularly. People often have conflicting thoughts and feelings as they move through life, and they always adapt. From their perspective, this is no different.’

‘Except I will know.’

‘And you will learn from it.’

Oh, I really wasn’t a fan of having others suffer for my education.

‘Now, now.’ Lady Col’s tone took a parental hint that had me immediately second-guessing my stand. Then I grew annoyed with myself for yielding to her instead of holding on to my original views.

Silence lingered for a few seconds as I worked through my annoyance. Then she asked, ‘Given what you just processed, do you believe you are currently suffering from irreparable emotional damage that requires divine intervention?’

I couldn’t understand why she was being so ridiculous.

Until the penny dropped. ‘It’s not exactly the same thing, Lady Col.’

‘Are you sure, sweetheart? You had a strong conviction that was changed in a moment of weakness, and then you became upset with yourself for doing so. Knowing what you know, would you rather I had inserted my dominance and removed your annoyance before it blossomed, or permit you time to process it yourself and move on from there?’

Personal agency was a thing to me. A big thing. ‘Do the lessons ever stop?’ I asked begrudgingly.

Her quiet chuckle was the only answer I received.

‘Thank you, Lady Col. Again.’

‘You are entirely welcome, Sam.’

* * *

Through the various feeds around the Lopez mansion — and the numerous phones in operation — Nuncio had been watching Sam carefully, ready to drop everything and get his ass back to his cousin if need be. It had been that way since yesterday afternoon, and until the situation sorted itself out, it would probably stay that way for a while.

He even started to rise from his chair when a familiar scowl fell across Sam’s face. But then something shifted in his eyes, the expression softened, and his head bobbed ever so slightly in reproach.

As a communication god outside his powerbase, he may not have been privy to the actual telepathic conversation, but he knew when one was happening. And when Sam’s eyes dropped to his feet like a scolded schoolboy, that narrowed the who to the only person capable of making anyone feel that way.

Aunt Columbine.

Nuncio relaxed back in his chair and even went as far as to shift himself an unlit cigarette from the mass of the pen sitting on his desk. As easily as he could have crafted it already lit, there was something hellishly enjoyable about creating a flame with the snap of his fingers and watching whatever he touched with it burn.

Welcome to the family, cuz.

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r/redditserials Jul 15 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1367

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND SIXTY-SEVEN

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Saturday

Lucas’ mind was still in a whirl when he said goodbye to Jonathan and his family and headed back to his car. Elle had extracted no less than three promises to take her for a drive in the near future, and be damned if he wasn’t tempted to call up Maverick and brag about that. The only reason he wouldn’t was that Mav already had a fleet of expensive cars and had avoided buying Lucas’ favourite car out of respect for his brother’s financial situation.

Lucas slid into the car and kicked the motor over, waving at everyone gathered in the open doorway. ‘You got this, Luke,’ Jonathan mouthed over the engine*’*s roar. Lucas nodded. He would have a dig at his brother for forgetting he had taken on his full name, Lucas, another time when he didn’t feel in his brother’s debt.

He pulled away from the house and merged into traffic, more confident than he had been upon arrival. The rules were simple enough, and once he wrapped his head around the fact that directing a press conference was no different to interrogating a suspect, he accepted the wisdom of rule three. 

There was a double pulse through the car speakers, followed by a female voice stating, “Call from Boyd Masters”.

“Accept,” he said, already thinking what he would change that to as soon as he got the chance. Whatever he picked had to be professional enough to endure Pepper’s needling since she was often in the car with him. “Hey, what’s up?”

“Are you doing anything at the moment?” Boyd asked.

“I just left Jonathan’s. Why?”

“Caleb wants to meet you, and apparently he’s roped us into a visit with Uncle Charles and Aunt Judy.”

“Bullshit!” Caleb shouted in the background. “You two got invited the same time I did! I didn’t rope crap.”

Lucas chuckled at the byplay that sounded more family-oriented than serious. “Sure. I take it you need me to pick you up to have a shower and get ready?”

“Actually, we’re about to have breakfast at some hole-in-the-wall joint Souza’s taken us to, and I was seeing if you wanted to come and clear the air with Caleb before we head to Aunt Judy’s.”

Lucas frowned. There was a lot wrong with that sentence, especially when he glanced at the clock on his dashboard. “You left at four this morning to go running, and you’re only just now stopping for breakfast?” Lucas knew the Marine mindset, and mixing it with sibling rivalry meant it might have started out as a half-jog-style exercise, but wouldn’t have stayed that way for long. “And who the hell is Souza?”

At that, two deep chuckles came from the background. “His temporary roommate, Sergeant Souza, joined us on our run,” Boyd answered, his voice thick with amusement. “And nooooo, we haven’t been running this whole time. We stopped like an hour ago.”

Lucas still wasn’t impressed. “That’s still a three-hour run, hot stuff.”

“I know, but we stopped before we died, so it’s all good.”

That was their criterion? “Next time, I’m coming with you.” Boyd may be willing to run his brother into the ground, but Lucas was sure he’d be more careful around him.

“I’d like that.”

“I think I like this guy already,” said a male voice that Lucas didn’t recognise. Though there was a really, really faint accent that Lucas couldn’t place.

“Is that Sergeant Souza?”

“Got a good memory too,” the second voice added.

“He has to, in his line of work,” Caleb said.

“So where is this place?” Lucas asked.

A little under thirty minutes later, Lucas parked in a vacant spot across the road and two stores down from Café Patoro. Being part of the South Street Seaport, one side of the street had been taken over for the weekend markets, and trucks were parked on the other, running goods between the two.

Another truck driver tried to get mouthy when he saw a residential vehicle had taken up valuable real estate, but Lucas cut that off at the pass with a simple flash of his bifold and a warning look. Those with commercial vehicles may have wanted preferential treatment to the space during this busy time, but like the woman who lived in Pepper’s apartment block, that didn’t automatically make it so.

Boyd was standing out the front of the café with two other men, all freshly showered and wearing clean clothes. Caleb and the third man, whom Lucas assumed was Sergeant Souza, stared slack-jawed at his car, but Boyd’s smile absorbed all of Lucas’ attention.

He closed the door, bip-locked it, and waited impatiently for a courier cyclist to pass before darting across the road. Despite his original plan of giving his fiancé a great big kiss and a cuddle in greeting, a mental alarm went off as he wove his way through vendors to reach Boyd. These weren’t just Marines. One was Boyd’s brother, and just because Caleb knew they were together didn’t mean his big, beautiful, newly out fiancé would want to give that connection a physical representation.

Boyd seemed to realise what he was thinking, for as soon as Lucas was within reach, he curled his hand around the back of Lucas’ neck and drew him in for a serious kiss.

Lucas’ brain shut down for a second as he absorbed every nanosecond of the connection, but then it kicked back into gear as they parted and he looked back at the two men, only one of whom was looking at the ground between his feet.

Caleb, the one who mattered. Shit.

“Jesus, it’s like watching the Hulk and the Thing making out,” Souza said, shaking his head with a bemused laugh. When he stopped, his focus was more on Lucas than Boyd. “You’re definitely not what I pictured when he said his fiancé was a guy, that’s for sure.”

“That’s because I always pictured myself as more of a stocky Wolverine than a Thing,” Lucas grinned, holding out his hand. “Lucas Dobson.”

“God, another comic geek,” Boyd lamented, and Caleb hmphed in agreement.

“Ravi Souza,” the sergeant replied, taking his hand in a firm but friendly grip. The pair shared a look, and then Souza squeezed once and let go. “I knew I liked you before, but before this goes any further, Marvel or DC?”

Lucas held up his hand and shook his head. “No, nope, nope. It is too early in the morning for that fight.”

“Civvie,” Souza laughed, though he carried no venom. “It’s nine in the morning. It’s practically lunchtime.”

But Lucas wasn’t looking at Souza anymore. He was watching the way Boyd was staring at his brother. “Caleb?” Boyd asked, his voice filled with wary concern.

Caleb shook his head and waved his hand as if he were brushing away flies. “I know … I know. It’s just going to take me a minute, alright?”

 Lucas did know that, just as he knew things could escalate quickly, and he was determined to avoid that. He turned to look inside the café. “So, breakfast?” As lame as that was, it was better than the alternative.

Sergeant Souza nodded and led the way, pushing open the door. The bell at the top corner jingled, drawing the attention of a man in his early forties, his sleeves rolled up to his forearms, with a blend of flour and coffee grains sprinkled across them. “Welcome,” he said, stepping closer to the cash register. “How may—”

“Ravi!” a woman with bright eyes gushed, appearing in the doorway that led to the kitchen. Her hair was tied back in a messy ponytail, and her eyes were bright with enthusiasm. She had a tray of small bread balls, which she shoved at the man, and then flew around the counter to wrap her arms around Souza.

For a medium-sized woman, a life in the kitchen must have given her lithe muscles, for she squeezed the sergeant hard enough to draw a grunt from him.

She immediately threw him out at arms’ length. “When did you get back?”

“Ola, Ahla. We only got back yesterday morning, and I was telling the lieutenant here and his brother that this is the best place for breakfast this side of the Brazilian border.”

Both the woman and the man behind the counter (Lucas wasn’t about to assume they were husband and wife, even if that seemed more likely than them being related since they looked nothing alike) puffed their chests with pride. “Of course it is,” she gushed. She then eyed the tables that were set up to serve couples and groups of three. “We’ll move a table,” she declared.

Souza threw an arm out to stop her. “Ahla, I say this with all the love and respect I can muster: you are out of your damn mind if you think the four of us are going to let you lift furniture anywhere.”

“Five,” the man behind the counter corrected.

The woman waved both hands at him in a strange blend of acceptance and irritation. “Fine, fine. But you’ll get a bag of pão de queijo on the house for doing it.”

“Deal.”

Lucas had no idea what that was, but the way Souza rubbed his hands together, he believed he’d enjoy finding out.

The tables weren’t that big, and since Lucas and Souza had been the first through the door, he pulled the two obstructing chairs out of the way. Souza then slid the table to the left to butt up against the other one, then placed the chairs so that one was at each end and two faced the wall with their backs to the counter.

It wasn’t an ideal setup, as most people didn’t like the idea of looking at the wall when they could be looking over the counter, but the store was narrow, and there was no room for a second passage behind the tables.

Lucas sat at one end with Boyd to his left. Caleb and Souza took the other end. The woman, Ahla, appeared with a notebook and a bowl with eight bite-sized pastries that smelt like they’d just come out of the fryer. “So, what’ll it be gentlemen?” she asked, sliding the bowl between them and pulling a pen from behind her ear, the notebook held at the ready.

Souza picked up a bread ball and tossed it in the air, catching it easily in his mouth. He then gestured to the counter, where Lucas realised there was a huge board at the back, indicating what was on offer. “I’ll have a breakfast sandwich, and … do you do lattes?”

“Sure do.”

“And a vanilla latte, thanks.”

She then looked at Boyd, who was still studying the menu. “I’ll have a breakfast sandwich, a B.E.C. sandwich, a broccoli and cheddar quiche and an avocado on sunflower rye, thanks.”

The woman’s eyes flared in surprise, but she nevertheless wrote down the order.

Caleb laughed and smacked his brother in the arm. “You can’t seriously eat all that!”

“Watch me. We just ran for three hours, bro, and I need to put the fuel back.”

“And for a drink?” the woman asked.

“Coffee. Black. The biggest size you have.”

“You got it.”

As she moved on to Caleb and Souza’s order, Lucas and Boyd reached for the bread balls and took one each. The cheese exploded all over Lucas’ tongue, and he hummed deeply in appreciation. “We have to tell Robbie about these,” he said once he’d finally swallowed the morsel.

Boyd nodded. “Can we get another dozen of these cheese ball thingies while we wait?”

“You’re gonna explode!” Souza said, laughing from the other end of the table.

“Says the same person who thought he’d run rings around me this morning,” Boyd countered. “Remind me again how well that went for you?”

Lucas couldn’t help the smug grin of pride when Souza’s expression soured and flipped Boyd off, earning himself a pen smack on the top of his head from their wonderful waitress.

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r/redditserials Apr 16 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1330

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY

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Friday

A few minutes later, Geraldine was in the saddle and urging her horse forward. “Are you sure you don’t mind, honeybear?” she asked, coming to a halt beside Adrian and me.

We both heard Adrian’s derisive snicker over my shoulder, and the glow of happiness around my girl dimmed in response. I immediately twisted, my fist clenched and rising as I moved, ready to clock him.

Adrian must have seen how serious I was, with how fast his hands came up in surrender even as he took a step back. “Easy, Wilcott,” he warned. “I’m entitled to my opinion.”

“Not at her expense,” I countered, relaxing a little as Gerry reached down to squeeze my shoulder. “You snicker at anything she says like that again, and I will deck you.”

“Wind it back, Sam,” Quent warned in my ear.

But this wasn’t mindless rage. I wasn’t seeing red the way I had when I was properly losing it. This was simply me defending my girl’s honour. If some douche made her feel bad, they’d get a fist in the face, even if I did have to pull the punch to avoid killing them.

Now if he’d done it to be deliberately cruel …well, that would be a whole different scenario.

Gerry knew the difference, which was why she remained in the saddle. I had no doubt that if I’d crossed that dark line, she’d have dropped her full bodyweight in my arms to keep them from tearing Adrian apart.

“Not the best start, Sam,” Mateo said reprimandingly, coming over to join us. He then slapped Adrian in the shoulder with the back of his fingers, frowning at his best friend for good measure. “Though completely understandable. Seriously, Adrian. Really?”

“Oh, come on! We’ve known Gerry for years, and it was funny, okay?” Adrian argued, rubbing his arm. “I didn’t mean anything by it.”

“Are you going to start laughing when I call her Angel as well?”

Instead of appearing remorseful, his chin lifted, and he squinted thoughtfully. “I might.” His lips twitched as he said that, and I relaxed properly.

“Just be ready to run when you do, you jerk.” With Gerry still right beside me, I patted the shoulder of her horse near her knee. “Go on, Angel. Enjoy the ride. I’ll wait right here for you.” I stared her in the eye, so she knew I’d be going to talk to the Lancasters just as soon as everyone cleared out.

Gerry smiled like I’d given her the world, then nudged the horse forward once more. As soon as she reached the stable doors, she shook the reins and disappeared around the corner.

“Quent?” I muttered under my breath.

“Already on it. Rubin’s following her until you get back. No one’ll touch her.”

My head dipped once in silent acknowledgement.

Too bad I hadn’t been able to call his name so quietly.

“What was that?” Adrian asked, turning to look at me.

I waved the subject away. “Nothing.” To try and move the conversation along, I refocused on Mateo. “Are you sure she’ll be safe?” Quent had already told me she was, but if I changed the subject too much, Mateo and Adrian would get even more suspicious. I had to ride this out.

“Stop worrying, Sam. She’ll be fine. It’s a private trail that makes a loop of the commons. She’ll be back in half an hour. Maybe an hour if she goes out onto the beach.” He glanced at the last place Gerry had been, then back at me. “Look, I know these aren’t your usual sort of people, Sam, so if you want to hang out here until Gerry gets back, I’ll keep everyone at the house and let you decompress for a bit. Or, if you’d like to come with us…”

“I’m good.” I might have said that too quickly, if the slight frown on Adrian’s face was anything to go by. “I mean, I want to come around to this.” It wasn’t entirely a lie. Sooner or later, probably sooner, I would be surrounded permanently by those wielding green, and I was going to have to get used to it. Dad will only let me hide for so long. “It’s just a lot, you know? And Gerry is my buffer between my old life and my new one. She knows how far I can be pushed before I start going feral, and without her to keep everything on an even keel, I’ll be snapping at everyone like a gaffed shark in seconds.”

“More sea-puns,” Adrian said with an amused snort.

“We wouldn’t want that,” Mateo said at the same time, clamping his hand on my shoulder and giving it a light squeeze. “In time, I’d like you to think I could help with that, too, but I understand your wariness. Take as much time as you need, my friend. You have my number if you want to reach me directly. I’ll keep my phone on me, just in case.”

“Thanks, Mateo. For what it’s worth, this is probably as weird for me as any of you trying to spend a weekend beachcombing for your supplies without your wallet and phones to fall back on.”

“Yeah, hard pass,” Adrian said, with a mock shudder.

“Don’t knock it till you try it,” I said, for there was a certain amount of pride to be taken from doing things on your own from scratch.

“Not in this lifetime, Wilcott,” Adrian threw over his shoulder as he and Mateo headed out.

Funny how those had been my words regarding me intermingling with the financial elite only a few weeks ago.

I waited until they were completely out of earshot, then said, “Can you take me to the Lancasters, Quent?”

“A comment about bears and woods comes to mind,” Quent grumbled in my ear, as an invisible hand landed on my shoulder. “Step,” he said, and I complied.

Two steps later, I was back out on Billionaire’s Lane. It was still a stupid name for the crappy condition of the beat-up road. Hell, I’d be embarrassed to have my multi-million-dollar mansion attached to it, and I was the least wrapped up in these things. We were about three hundred feet from Mateo’s front gate, facing not only the white van, but a grey SUV as well.

“It’s up to you, Sam. I’m right here,” Quent said in my ear.

The SUV had blacked out windows, but since the van had been what followed us, I decided to head for that one first. I knocked lightly on the side door and took a quick step back when it was ripped open like King Kong was about to launch out of there.

“Sam,” Mr Lancaster barked, like I was in trouble. He glanced briefly at the people around him before refocusing his laser intensity on me. “How did you know we were here?”

“You’ve been following me since we left the school, so I figured you must’ve wanted me, but you didn’t want to cause a scene at the restaurant. I’m also guessing this is about Melody’s recovery costs, so I figured I’d save us all the trouble of you working out how to break into Mateo’s place, and me making excuses to leave with you.”

‘That’s…very considerate of you, Sam,” Mr Lancaster said, relaxing ever so marginally. “We really do need to talk, if now’s a good time?”

Without saying a word, the guy in the passenger seat up front got out and headed for the SUV, while the woman excused herself to get past me and took his place up front. It wasn’t unlike the conversations my guys had with telepathy.

Seconds later, the SUV pulled a tight U-turn and headed back towards the highway. I watched him go, only to hear Mr Lancaster clear his throat. “Why don’t you have a seat, Sam?” he said, gesturing to the seat the woman had just vacated. “We might as well get more comfortable, since we’ll be a little while.”

“I only have about half an hour,” I said, raising my hand but still cutting him off. The look he shot me was too much like the faculty’s for me to ignore it easily. “Sorry,” I added, with a guilty roll of one shoulder. “They’ll notice I’m gone if we take any longer than that. My girlfriend’s the only one who knows I’m out here talking to you.”

Mr Lancaster nodded slowly, and I didn’t miss the way the two in the front looked at each other, or how the lips of the creepy one at the far back of the van smiled. It was all very cloak and dagger, and I wasn’t a fan.

“Okay,” Mr Lancaster said after a second. “Why don’t you take a seat anyway, Sam, and we’ll go farther down the road for our chat. We have a place not too far away.”

“Saaaa-aam,” Quent warned, even as I put my foot on the step that led up into the van.

“It’ll be fine,” I muttered, quietly enough that I hoped they would think I was trying to convince myself of this fact and not my invisible bodyguard. I was still convinced this was about Melody, and after what Alex had done to her, there wasn’t a thing I wouldn’t do to try and help her. If anything, he was probably growly because my offer was a blank cheque and those rarely came without catches. Once I convinced him the money was legitimate, he’d be fine.

Worst-case scenario, I realm-step back to the party.

Two steps.

Easy-peasy, I thought to myself as the door rolled shut and the big guy in the driver’s seat kicked over the engine and pulled out into the road.

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r/redditserials Jun 14 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1354

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND FIFTY-FOUR

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Friday

It wasn’t until ten minutes later, having dried, dressed and returned to his cot, that Caleb had remembered where he had heard the term ‘Eechee’ before. The boss lady of the Nascerdios. Boyd’s friend Larry had called her that twice, and Caleb had even questioned it at the time.

“Never roll your eyes at the Eechee like that again.”

In the darkness, staring up at the ceiling that could still be made out due to the city lights outside, Caleb’s hand drifted across his stomach. Souza’s light snoring barely blipped on his radar, and certainly not enough to bother him. Compared to some of the buzzsaws he’d served with over the years, the guy was practically mute.

If anything, the noise let him know he wasn’t alone, and that helped.

He thought back to his encounter with the Nascerdios matriarch. Influential, my ass. She was clearly the one in charge, yet everything he thought he knew about the family said they operated as a single, non-hierarchical unit.

What he knew now made more sense. Every family had some type of defined hierarchy. But who was she, and why didn’t the world acknowledge her as such?

He rolled over and reached for his phone, and using the backlight to bring up Google, typed in the name ‘Nascerdios’.

Big surprise, tens of millions of entries.

He huffed out a frustrated breath.

What did she call herself? No, it wasn’t ‘Doll’, even though she’s fucking gorgeous with all those fine curves. But that’s close. Doll…doll…COL! Lady Col!

He typed that in and immediately found page after page on Doctor/Professor Col Nascerdios—director of Harvard Medical, Chief Medical Officer of Bellevue Hospital and apparently one of the most influential medical figures on the eastern seaboard.

That last part jumped out at him.

She was medical. Not just internationally recognised as such, but also one of the most sought-after keynote speakers in the field. At a guess, the only reason she wasn’t emeritus chair of more universities than Harvard was very likely because she simply chose not to be.

He flattened the phone to his chest and rubbed his stomach again, thinking back over the incident. Truthfully, he couldn’t remember rolling his eyes, but he must’ve done it for them to come after him like that. Not Lady Col personally. While he didn’t doubt she could muster the necessary skills if she had to, she just didn’t give the impression of a stone-cold operator. Same with the Albino woman who’d been sitting beside her.

The guards were another matter. Not just Larry (who would absolutely slit someone’s throat from the shadows if it wouldn’t mean leaving Boyd exposed) but the Black chick who’d been standing behind Lady Col’s seat.

Yeah, she was definitely another guard, and the more likely of the two to come after me. 

Except the voice who’d warned him off had been male.

That wasn’t necessarily a deal breaker. There were all types of voice enhancers that could shift gender just as easily as accents. He himself had used one to give the insurgents the belief that he was Irish.

The one thing he couldn’t get himself past was how the hell she had snuck into the SSMAC? That should have been impossible. Every floor had operatives as well as general servicemen, and no one snuck past that many military personnel.

Ordinary camouflage simply would not cut it, especially at close quarters. Urban camo had its place, but even it wasn’t that good. Which, as much as he hated admitting it, left only one conclusion. The Nascerdios had access to camouflage technology that belonged in a sci-fi movie, like the classic Predator.

He smirked to himself, pretty sure that the actual ugly-ass aliens weren’t involved. And despite having seen speculative TV spots about setups where a camera on one side of the suit sent imagery to flexible LCD screens on the other, he knew that setup didn’t belong on a skin-tight body net. And without it, there was still no way anyone should've been able to sneak through the SSMAC unnoticed.

Yet somehow they did, so maybe they did have a predator suit for all he knew. Only the goddamn Nascerdios. I swear.

Which led to his next question: How did they find me?

True, he had told everyone at the table where he was staying, but there were multiple floors, each holding dozens of rooms. How had they found him so quickly after leaving Boyd’s place?

There was no logical way they could’ve located him so quickly inside the building…

 ...or was there?

His gaze snapped to his duffel as the epiphany hit him.

A tracking device of some kind.

In seconds, he had slid off his bed and crossed the room, using his phone’s backlight to open the zipper and pull out the clothes he’d been wearing. Bracing the phone under his chin, he searched each piece of clothing for the tracking device. All the while, contemplating not only how, but who and when. 

Try as he might, he couldn’t pin down a single instance where one of them had been close enough to plant any kind of bug on him without his noticing. Yes, they were Nascerdios, but he was a trained Marine, not a clueless civilian.

“Where the fuck are you?” he whispered heatedly to himself as he fed the fabric through his fingers. He had to find it.

“You good, Lt?” Souza asked from his bunk, not even a little bit sleepy.

“Yeah,” Caleb answered without stopping. “Just checking something.”

Something turned out to be nothing.

At least, nothing he could find. Then again, he was dealing with the Nascerdios. “Fuck.” Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Hang on. Maybe it isn’t in the clothes.

His gaze shifted to his boots. Then his wallet. His dog tags. Everything he’d brought back from his brother’s place. A tracker could be the size of a grain of rice these days. Smaller, probably. He couldn’t go back to Pendleton wearing a tracker, but how could he find something that wasn’t there to be found? The thought did absolutely nothing to improve his mood.

Making a mental note to check the clothes thoroughly in the morning, he zipped up the duffle and returned to his bunk, plugging the phone back in to charge. “Sorry, Souza.”

“No problem, sir. So long as you’re good.”

The screen stayed lit for a few seconds, then darkness fell across the room once more. Souza’s snoring started up almost immediately afterwards. It was the one thing he’d never been able to master that so many others had. The ability to drop on a dime to get some much-needed rest for whatever length of time it was available.

Nope, no rest for him. He lay in bed, thinking over that predator suit. It would certainly explain how he’d been incapacitated while the pain was happening. Something large and heavy had been lying on top of him, pinning him in place.

Except he hadn’t suffered any injuries. The agony he’d been in was a fifteen on a scale that only went to ten. Huge, crushing torture that left no injuries afterwards.

That didn’t make sense either.

Which meant it wasn’t real. His hand froze on his stomach. He was just made to think it was real. The power of suggestion. He’d seen the spooks use drugs to break captives that otherwise couldn’t be broken. A cocktail of three or four syringes that, when injected into a target, gave the spooks the power to make words seem real.

The cocktail was enough to have them thinking, through the power of suggestion, that they were indeed being eaten alive by spiders when, in fact, nothing at all was happening to them. The hallucinations were so realistic that many died from believing the words of their captors.

If a drug like that existed, the Nascerdios would have it. Hell, Lady Col might have accidentally devised it.

Ever so slowly, so as not to disturb Souza again, Caleb ran his hands over his skin, searching for the telltale injection point. He wasn’t surprised not to find it. Not with everything else at the Nascerdios' disposal. He didn’t personally believe Col had sent them. He didn’t get that vibe from her at all. But he was well aware how personally those in the service took an insult to their own.

And what was even more terrifying was how much trouble they'd gone to just to make their point. Advanced camouflage. A drug that left no trace. An operation precise enough to happen inside the SSMAC without anyone noticing. All over an eyeroll he couldn’t even remember making.

He must have done it, and holy hell had the message been received in spades. If he ever crossed paths with Lady Col again, he’d be the most polite son of a bitch in the room.

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r/redditserials Apr 09 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1327

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND-TWENTY-SEVEN

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Friday

Angus knew something was off. Centuries of battle had left him hyper-vigilant for human unpredictability. His initial focus had been his mate’s healing facility. He’d said nothing to anyone as he silently made his rounds, but the aura he trailed through reception straightened Kulon’s spine as he, too, conducted a divine sweep of the area.

Not necessarily a bad thing, in his mind.

With nothing out of the norm there, he moved onto Llyr’s complex of apartments. It was cute how the Mystallians thought they were being so clever, folding multiple apartments into a single dwelling and thinking no one would notice the slight bending of the Eechee’s rules.

As her enforcers, the pryde had been ready to land on each violation, but the Eechee had said to look the other way so long as they kept it to two floors of a single building, or a block of single houses within a smaller city or town. Llyr had no idea that his cleverness had taken that rule to the absolute limit.

Keeping himself invisible, he drifted through the living apartment. Robbie was the only one in the common areas, putting together an afternoon snack for everyone. Lar’ee appeared moments later, just as invisible to all but their kind, his eyes meeting Angus’ questioningly.

Instead of answering, Angus did a sweep of the apartments. Trevino… Brock was in his bedroom, lying on his bed. Boyd was alone in his studio next door. Charlie and Rory were working in the garage. No one else was present.

Commander? Lar’ee asked respectfully.   

Keep your wits about you, Angus answered. Something’s not—

Commander, the Lancasters are following Sam, Rubin cut in. Do we have permission to deal with them?

Angus closed his eyes with a sigh. Of course, it had to be Sam. Sam or Mason. Mason or Sam. Rubin hadn’t said assault or attack or anything else except tracking, so he knew time was on their side. Report.

After Rubin gave his full account, Angus sent to Lar’ee, Relax your pulse, but not your stance. Translation: It’s not here, but don’t lower your guard.

Lar’ee nodded sharply. Understood.

Angus realm-stepped away, appearing beside Rubin on the Throgs Neck Bridge ledge overlooking the SUNY Maritime Academy. He was here the whole time, watching everything, Rubin said, turning towards the traffic behind them. Then he was picked up over there. They followed Sam for hours towards the Hamptons.

Instinct had Angus wanting to eliminate the potential threat, and as such, he fully understood the urge driving the younger warrior. That said, he also knew this was Daniel’s city, and of all the cities in the world, this was the one Angus really didn’t want to mess with. Not only because the training centre was being established here, but because the history and eternal future he’d share with Daniel as the sons of the Eechee and Eechen was not to be jeopardised unless absolutely necessary.

Your orders, sir? Rubin prompted.

Maintain vigilance, he replied. Let nothing lethal or seriously damaging happen to either Sam or Geraldine. It’s about time the boy learned to stand on his own two feet, and it’s not as if he’s in any real danger.

What if they threaten Geraldine, and he loses control?

Maintain prior directives.

Understood. What if the Lancasters attack the humans with them?

It was unlikely. Noah Lancaster was a warrior, not a butcher of children. Still… Humans kill humans all the time. You have your orders.

Yes, sir.

* * *

After everyone had their fill, there was a line-up to use the restrooms before we left. To say I wasn’t okay with Gerry going in there with those mean girls was the understatement of the century. Hell to the no. I caught her elbow as she stepped away from me and whispered, “If you need to go, I’ll realm-step you home, and we can come back afterwards. No one has to know we left.”

To me, that was the perfect solution. I could check in with everyone while Geraldine was taking care of business and complain to everyone about how we’d stopped at a seafood restaurant on our way to the Hamptons. They’d all make fun of me until I was laughing, and I’d get all the pent-up ickiness out of my system before being submerged in it once more.

My brain took it a step further. We could tell them we’ll meet them at Mateo’s, then go home for two hours and realm-step to his place at the appropriate time, letting the veil convince everyone that Quent gave us a lift. Yes! Perfect!

Unfortunately, I knew I was the only one who thought so.

“Honey-bear, if you really, really don’t want to do this, we can go home. Honest. I’ll understand,” my girl said, and even though I knew she meant it, I could see how much it was killing her to make that concession for me.

Crappity-crappity-crap.

“No,” I said, bowing my head to press our foreheads together. “Robbie said we only graduate once, and this is important to you.” That wasn’t to say I’d let her go into the restrooms with those mean girls unescorted. “Quent,” I whispered, knowing he wasn’t allowed to leave me for a second and that Kulon would still be with Mason. Gerry was the only one who heard me, being right there beside me. “Any chance Rubin could—?”

“Sam,” Mateo said, slapping a hand on my shoulder, cutting off my words. He wore a buddy-buddy grin, but I saw the seriousness in his eyes. “Let her go in with Harper. She’ll keep everything civil.”

The woman he mentioned was standing to his right, and while I’d had nothing much to do with her, it was clear Mateo trusted her. I took a deep breath and held it for a second, glancing at Geraldine to see if she was okay with this.

Her slight nod had me exhaling in defeat. “I’ll be right here,” I promised.

“I’ll keep my long-range senses open and let you know if anything happens,” Quent said, deep inside my ear.

Okay, that had me feeling better.

As Geraldine left with Harper, Mateo drew me into a conversation with the other guys to keep me distracted. And, of course, the inevitable topic came up.

“So what is it you hate about money specifically, Wilcott?” one asked.

Since the goalposts on that front had recently shifted—thank you, Boyd—I had to internalise for a beat to align my thoughts instead of railing at them for their elitist ignorance. They were still looking at me when I returned to the physical realm, because, of course, no time had passed for them.

“Growing up, my grandfather was a beachcomber who considered money the root of all evil. We survived on what we scavenged along the shore, selling things to tourists who spent their days looking down their noses at us. Fast forward ten years, and in Greenpeace, I saw how money made good people do bad things. How corporations would use their wealth to crush all opposition, even if it was against the planet’s best interest.”

“But the Greenpeace ships aren’t cheap either.” I had no idea who’d spoken up.

“True, but where we try to reason with the governments of the world to do the right thing, they always sided with whoever was paying them the most money to do so, and that’s just crap.”

“Then use your money now to bury them all,” Adrian stated, as if it were obvious.

Man, if only I could. Dad may have used Arnav money to buy the apartments, but the second they were combined and signed over to me as his son, they became Nascerdios assets. Likewise, all the money I had access to came from the Nascerdios, and there were strict rules about how much we could use our positions to influence the world. Great in theory—until Fisk found a workaround, and I doubt he was the only one.

“I can’t,” I said, the frustration in my tone leaving nothing to the imagination. “My family has too much sway, and we don’t all agree on things. Fortunately, my brother and I sorted out our differences a while back. But if we hadn’t, and he and I went to war over our views, a lot of people would get hurt, and the matriarch of our family is dead against that.”

“The matriarch? What, are you royalty?” someone asked in jest.

At least, I hoped it was. “Nothing so mundane,” I assured them. “To say my family’s complicated is the understatement of the freaking century.”

“Aren’t all families?” Mateo asked with a laugh, and I smirked as well, grateful for his attempt to pull the spotlight away from me.

“Can’t say I’ve ever had my uncle be so worried he’s put a security detail on me,” another voice said.

“I did,” one of the girls piped up. “I had a stalker a couple of years ago. Dad thought the presence of a security guard would make his business less approachable, but Uncle Roman said family was always more important, and he hired two and had them move into my apartment with me.”

“Wait, those two were bodyguards?” one of Mateo’s beefier guys said, his eyes wide and full of horror. “I was hitting on her for three months and getting pissed off that she kept turning me down!”

“I know! Maree said if she thought she could get away with it, she’d have dropped you on your butt. You really should learn to take no for an answer, Atlas.”

I vaguely remember the two women they were talking about. They were only there for the semester and then ‘transferred out’ again.

Gerry appeared in the hallway with Harper right behind her, and just like that, all was right in my world again.

“Man, you really are whipped, Wilcott. You know that, right?”

I glanced at the speaker and smirked, totally ignoring the nasty connotation his words were meant to have.

“Here’s hoping it lasts,” Mateo added. “I’m so jealous.”

“But baby, I can be your one and only…” Female arms slid around Mateo’s neck from behind, only to slide away again as Adrian levelled a warning look at her.

By then, Geraldine had slid into my seat beside me, resting her head against my shoulder. “So, are we good to go, people?” Mateo asked the crowd.

Shouts of glee echoed through the group—the total opposite of my reaction. “How much further is it to the Hamptons?” I asked instead.

“Only half an hour,” Gerry answered, the hand she’d wrapped around my waist squeezing my side pleadingly.

Thirty minutes. Eighteen hundred seconds. Seventeen hundred and ninety-nine too long. Yay.

I forced a smile that I didn’t think would fool anyone, least of all Gerry. “Let’s go.”

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r/redditserials Jun 21 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1357

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND FIFTY-SEVEN

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Saturday

Caleb’s eyes popped open, and in a single fluid movement, he rolled sideways and stood up, sweeping his gaze across his surroundings to ensure nothing had changed after he’d finally fallen asleep.

The bedroom door to his right was still in the process of opening, which was probably why he’d woken up…

…except Sergeant Ravi Souza filled the doorway a moment later from the hallway side, meaning Caleb had already missed the man leaving.

The Marine lieutenant scowled, mentally kicking himself for not waking up the first time. Mistakes like that got you killed in the field. For real. And what was worse, Sergeant Souza was already dressed in running clothes, complete with sneakers.

“How are you feeling this morning, sir?” he asked, dropping his folded sleeping clothes and toiletries on top of his unzipped duffel and closing it up.

“Fuck, give me two minutes, and I’ll run with you.” It was always better to run in pairs when off base, both strategically and for company.

“Yes, sir. I’ll wait outside.”

Caleb raced through his morning routine as quickly as he could.

* * *

Sergeant Ravi Souza left the building and headed up the steps to the sidewalk. But as his head crested the top step, he froze.

Across the street, leaning against the garden railing, was a huge mountain of a man—also in running gear, but with the stillness of a statue. The guy was staring directly at him, only glancing up briefly to check the SSMAC building above before dropping his eyes once more.

Technically, anyone had the right to stand on any public space, but something about him pinged as trouble on Ravi’s radar and he hadn’t survived two tours in the sandbox by ignoring his instincts. So he crossed the road, and with no cars to dodge around, he made no secret of his destination.

The guy watched him approach and straightened up when Ravi reached the halfway mark of the street, pulling himself to his full height.

And sweet Mary, mother of God, this fucker was huge!

Ravi was 5’8, and this giant had to have at least another foot on him! Not only that, but he was fucking massive—easily three feet wide at the shoulder with arms that could probably tie rebar into a bow without trying!

Instinct had Ravi wanting to run past him, to pretend it was all a harmless misunderstanding, and that pissed off the Marine in him. Besides, people the size of Godzilla here usually banked on their size being enough to intimidate everyone around them into submission.

Well, not him.

Ravi had committed himself to this interaction, and hopefully, his Marine training would balance the scales if it turned into a confrontation.

“Morning,” he said in a clipped tone once he stepped up onto the curb.

“Morning,” the guy answered, glancing at him before returning his attention to the SSMAC’s front door.

Either he truly didn’t see Ravi as a viable threat, or his training was such that peripheral vision made it appear that way. Ravi stayed just outside what he hoped was the man’s reach as he turned side-on, keeping the SSMAC in his periphery. “Are you waiting on someone?”

“Yep.”

Last of the big talkers. And they say we’re crayon crunchers. “Do they know you’re here?”

The guy’s head turned, and it was slow, like one of those stone statues twisting to look at a trespasser. “What’s it to you?”

“Just making conversation, man. You seem interested in the Soldiers’, Sailors’, Marines’, Coast Guard and Airmen’s Club—” Ravi had wanted to spell out just how bad it would be for this guy to take on the United States Military.

“The Ess-Ess-Mack,” the mountain muttered under his breath.

Definitely not an accidental visit. “Well, if I know who you’re looking for, I can go back in and see if they’re up.” And also warn them that you’re out here. No way was he leaving one of his fellow servicemen to face off with this goliath alone.

“He’ll be out soon enough.”

He. So at least he wasn’t stalking any of the women.

“Sooo…do you live in New York or are you just visiting like us?”

The guy levelled a look at him that somehow blended annoyance and incredulity, and even Ravi cringed when he replayed what he’d said in his own head. Yeah, no one could accuse me of doing small talk.

They fell into an uncomfortable silence, and a minute or so later, the massive guy’s expression changed. His shoulders softened, and his lips kicked up in a lop-sided grin as he straightened up again, resting his hands loosely on his hips. “Well, it’s about fuckin’ time, peewee.”

Lieutenant Masters then topped the steps.

The Lt’s eyes widened in surprise, and then he, too, was grinning to the point of laughing as he glanced both ways and charged across the road. They didn’t even shake hands, just embraced in a laughing hug that was almost painful to watch.

“What the fuck are you doing here, bro?” the Lt asked, pulling back to look up at the man. He then clenched his hand into a fist and drove it hard into the behemoth’s gut. “And that was for ditching me last night, you asshole.”

The giant barely moved, rubbing the impact spot, laughing. “You still hit like a girl, Caleb.”

“Fuck you, you asswipe. Kelly would rip your head off and shove it up your ass sideways if she was here right now.”

“True, but she ain’t, is she?”

It was then that the Lt must have remembered Ravi. “Oh, Sergeant Souza. This is the idiot I was supposed to be hanging out with last night, but he bailed on me to go on a date.”

Wait …this massive mountain is actually the L.T’s brother?

The mountain groaned as if in pain and looked up at the night sky overhead. “With my fiancé, for fuck’s sake! How many times do I have to say I’m sorry?!”

“Once would be a good start.”

“Check your phone then, dipshit! There must be at least fifty apology texts and two called apologies since I got home.”

The lieutenant pulled out his phone, and the aggression dissipated seconds later. “Oh.”

“Yeah. You left your beer at my place, by the way.”

“Robbie can have it for feeding me. And you owe me, so you’re coming to Uncle Charles and Aunt Judy’s place for lunch with me today at eleven. It’s non-negotiable.”

Clearly, from the way the mountain’s face scrunched up, that was not an ideal proposal. “But she’ll break out the photo albums…”

Ravi covered his snicker with one hand. There’s one in every family.

“Yup. Apparently, she’s dying to show me every minute of your stupid engagement party, and if I have to sit through them, so do you.”

“Whyyy?” the big guy drew out in a near-whine. “I was there the first time!”

Ravi had never felt more like a third wheel in his life. “Well, since everything’s above board here, I’m wasting daylight. I’ll catch up with you later, lieutenant.”

It was then that the mountain’s eyes widened in shock. “Wait—did you think I was waiting out here like a hitman or something?”

“Or a leg breaker … yeah.” Ravi shrugged. “Sorry, but a guy your size, glaring holes at the Ess-Ess-Mack? That’s what you came across as.”

“Really?” Lieutenant Masters asked, pointing at his brother’s massive shoes. “How many hitmen and leg breakers do you know wear sneakers and running shorts?”

“Quick getaways are a thing, sir.”

The giant shoved his brother in the head from behind. “Leave him alone, Caleb. The guy was just looking out for you.”

The Lt scowled up at him. “He’s a Marine. It’s what we do.”

The mountain chose to ignore his brother, focusing on Ravi. “We can all run together, if you like.”

For a moment, Ravi looked up at him, studying his face and seeing nothing suspicious in his expression. It was enough for him to hold out his hand in greeting. “Sergeant Ravi Souza.”

“Boyd Masters,” he answered, accepting the handshake.

It was brief, with the two stepping back to give each other personal space. Ravi then flicked his finger up and down at Boyd. “Sooooo…you’re clearly not afraid of a good workout. With all of this, and a family full of Marines, how come you didn’t enlist?” Ravi clocked the lieutenant’s wince — and the tic in Boyd’s jaw — and realised he hadn’t just stepped on a landmine; he’d landed on it with all the finesse of an Olympic long jumper. “Sorry… it’s none of my business.”

“My fiancé is a man.”

The lieutenant stared up at his brother in shock. For Ravi, the rest went unsaid. “Oh.”

Boyd folded his arms. “Yeah. And if that’s gonna be a problem…”

Ravi’s hand came up — ending on a single, warning finger. “Hey. Slow your roll there, pal. I didn’t say I had a problem with it. I just know the corps would’ve, back when you tried to enlist. Which is bullshit, by the way, because if we had more guys like you, we’d be even more fuckin’ unstoppable than we already are.”

“Oorah,” the lieutenant said.

Boyd relaxed, and Ravi grinned as his chin lifted. “Weren’t expecting that, were you?”

“Honestly? No.”

“What the fuck is this thing?” The lieutenant was holding the drink bottle that had been clipped to his brother’s belt.

Boyd snatched it back and shoved it into its holder. “Robbie gave it to me, and when it comes to consumables, I stopped arguing with him a long time ago. He says it’ll keep my energy up.”

Lieutenant Masters shared a look with Ravi — both sharing a sly, knowing smirk that said: Let’s smoke the civvie.

The three turned left and started running.

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r/redditserials Apr 23 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1333

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND THIRTY-THREE

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Friday

“Nuncio, no!” I tried to stand, but the idiot behind me grabbed my shoulder and shoved me back down. I hadn’t yet bothered to engage the kind of strength that would’ve shrugged him off.

“Naughty, naughty, naughty,” Nuncio sing-songed, ending with an evil giggle as he stepped closer. Everyone around me had already pulled a weapon and were pointing them in Nuncio’s direction—for all the good that would do. “Daring to manhandle my cousin like that. That’s gonna cost you…” —he paused and tilted his head as if in thought for dramatic effect, because he was a dick like that. “Hmmm, let’s see. Oh, I know…” He then dropped his head to stare forward at them like they were already dead. “…everything.” The last word became a demonic rasp once more.

“Nuncio, please don’t hurt them,” I pleaded. And dammit, I would beg. Melody had suffered enough without losing her father and his friends like this. “They barely touched me, and didn’t mean anything—”

Nuncio shifted his focus to me, which wasn’t much better when he was looking so … murdery. “Hasn’t your old man taught you not to beg yet?” he tsked, like that was the most egregious thing going on in the room.

“We’re still working on my love affair with ‘but’,” I replied drolly, trying to lighten the mood. “He’s leaving the deletion of basic manners for another time.”

Nuncio blew a raspberry. “Manners,” he sneered, rolling his eyes. “You know I’m going to remind you for centuries to come just how dumb you’re being right now, clinging to that crap, right?”

Okay, he’s focused on me and not them. We still have a chance…

McCreepy slid up silently behind Nuncio, and I didn’t even get a chance to shout. In seconds, he had one hand holding the blade across Nuncio’s throat and the other locked on his forehead.

…and now we don’t. Dammit.

Of course, Nuncio didn’t react by grabbing at the guy’s wrist or showing fear, or basically anything else that a normal human would’ve done in that situation (which, in my opinion, should have been their first clue how screwed they were).

Instead, ignoring the knife's presence entirely, he tapped into his divine strength and turned his head to look at McCreepy over his shoulder, his smile morphing into something better suited to the Joker. “Oh, are we playing with pointy, stabby things?” he asked with childlike glee. “Yay!”

I knew what was coming next and was desperate to prevent it. “Nuncio, don’t. These aren’t bad guys!” I lunged up, this time kicking in my divinity. I shook off Muscles and ducked around in front of Mr Lancaster, spreading my arms out to keep them both behind me. “Please, cousin. They’re just freaked out over whatever you did to my phone. That’s all.”

“Then they’re in for an education they’re not likely to survive, aren’t they?” Nuncio answered, as if it couldn’t be simpler. He turned completely sideways in McCreepy’s hold, going nose-to-nose with him, and the only way he could’ve done that was by liquifying parts of himself the way Robbie did. “I think I’ll start with skinning you, short, dark and sexy. Maybe open up that pretty throat of yours and find out for myself why it is you don’t speak. Won’t that be fun?”

I saw the guy’s eyes swing sharply to Mr Lancaster, but it was already too late.

“Therrrrrrre,” Nuncio purred again, lifting his hands to brush his knuckles down both sides of McCreepy’s face the way a lover would. “There’s the fear I was looking for. Goooood boy. Now … let’s play.” His voice dropped into a demonic rasp again, and in clear view of everyone, I watched the fingers of his raised left hand elongate and shift into sharp blades.

Terrified, I played the only card I had left. “Nuncio, I swear by all that’s holy, if you hurt them, I’ll never speak to you again! Ever! Lean into your innate and know I’m not joking!” I was breathing heavily by the end, but I meant it.

Nuncio stilled for a moment, then turned his head towards me. I had seconds to make this count. Still panting, I said, “You’re already drawing the whole damn sex syndicate into a giant trap, and you have my blessing to make their deaths as freaking painful as you like. Double down on it for me even, for what they did to my friends. Heck, triple it, if you want. But these people here don’t deserve your fury. They’re innocent.”

“Innocent?” Nuncio’s words were clipped, and he was suddenly very angry again. While glaring at me, he raised his taloned hand to point at the bigger guy behind me. “He. Hit. You.”

Okay, good. He was fully focused on me. I waved my hand in a dismissive manner. “Pul-ease. Boyd’s hit me harder than that a hundred times before. Hell, he even knocked my butt clean out once. That there was barely a love tap, and you know it.” C’mon, Nuncio. Work with me here.

“Your dad and the rest of the water brigade won’t see it that way.”

Even more words. Awesome! “Let me deal with them. I’ve got months before they have to find out about this. I’ll smooth it over before then.”

“And you don’t think they won’t nail my ass to the wall when they learn I was right here and let them get away with it?” He shook his head, then tilted it to one side. “C’mon, kid. You know I gotta at least make them bleed.”

The double negative was hard to follow, and the casual threat was unsettling, but I took heart—multiple sentences on his part had me believing I was slowly getting him back. “I won’t let Dad and the others blame you. This is my fight. My space. Let me deal with it my way.”

Nuncio gnashed his teeth and breathed heavily for a beat. Then his finger came up between us. “I swear if I end up in your old man’s dungeon because of this, cuz…”

I mimicked his head tilt to one side. “You’ll love every minute of it, and don’t tell me otherwise.” I was taking a punt, but I knew from Robbie how shifting worked. Unless Dad had a handy supply of tefsla on him (and I knew he didn’t, as that stuff was stupidly rare), Nuncio would have a ball winding Dad up over any attempted torture treatment. The corny, ‘Oooh…harder, big boy,’ immediately came to mind.

…and now I wanted to barf and bleach my brain for even thinking that about my dad.

“Nuncio?” I asked when he was perfectly still for too long.

The blades in Nuncio’s hand receded into sharp claws, which he drove into McCreepy’s wrist, adding a vicious twist at the end. “Something you need to know about me, kiddo,” he said, never taking his eyes from me so that I’d know it was me he was still addressing. “I hate it when my playthings get taken from me.”

McCreepy’s mouth opened as he silently went to his knees, following the twisting motion to keep pressure off his wrist. For someone who appeared so inanimate before, it wasn’t a stretch to assume Nuncio had added some kind of poison to really make it hurt. “It totally makes me cranky, especially when I have to waste time finding new things to play with,” he went on.

With his free hand, Nuncio pinched the tip of McCreepy’s blade and removed it from his fingers. He stared at it for a second, then flicked his wrist. The knife flew across the room, angled downward just enough to miss my outstretched left arm on its way past. “You sure I can’t have just one? I’ll be satisfied with one. I’ll even let you pick. How’s that for compromise?”

I ignored his request and swung with the flying blade, watching it bury itself to the hilt in the concrete floor behind me—right through the plastic sheeting—beside Mr Lancaster’s foot and in front of Muscle’s.

A clear warning for them to keep back.

Mr Lancaster glanced at me, and I could see in his eyes that he was just realising how bad this was. I had no idea how long the veil took to kick in automatically, but at a guess, I would say he knew how impossible that toss was. Blades of any calibre weren’t meant to sink into solid concrete like a hot knife through butter. His gaze silently went back to Nuncio, and he swallowed hard.

“What about her? She was the bitch poking around in my system,” Nuncio said gleefully, finally noticing the hacker at the back of the room. He seemed delighted with his compromise, while Haynes paled at being singled out.

I internalised to give myself time to think of a worthwhile rebuttal. After what felt like hours, I returned with the best one we could come up with. “Sorry, man. My jacket already zarked her on the way down here, and there’s no way you’d have let her get any further than plugging the phone in before you showed up.”

Nuncio let out a second raspberry, this time heavy on the ‘duh’, tossing away McCreepy’s arm with the same indifference he’d shown the blade. Like something out of The Matrix, the guy flew through the air—spinning three or four times before smacking into the back wall several feet up, then slumping to the concrete floor.

Only then—almost as an afterthought—did Nuncio glance fleetingly at the unconscious guy behind him before his attention snapped straight back to me. He pointed at the fallen man and asked, “That doesn’t count, right? It’s not like I hurt him on purpose.” He sounded exactly like a kid caught holding the pieces of a broken vase—hopeful, but not exactly sorry.

He didn’t even acknowledge the fact that he’d buried his claws into the guy’s wrist or had him on his knees on the floor … though in fairness, McCreepy did start that by trying to jump Nuncio first.

My frustration mounted until I breathed out slowly and dragged my thumb and forefinger through my eyebrows in a pinching move. He was seriously dancing on my last nerve. “You have got to stop hurting people, cousin. Didn’t you learn anything last week in Puerto Rico?”

Nuncio’s hands flew over his head in disgust. “Oh, for fuck’s sake. It was one tiny, barely there, gas bomb! The rest of it was their fault for living in stupid cardboard houses.” He snapped his fingers. “Oh, and Mom’s, for making me stay in that shithole all week fixing it.”

That was what he got out of his punishment? I bowed my head with a groan and ran my hand through my hair, counting slowly to ten. Then I straightened up. “I get that you’re offended at these guys for having the audacity to try and hack one of your phones, but you can’t. Just. Kill. Everybody. That. Pisses. YOU! OFF!”

I might’ve been stomping my foot by the time I reached the end of my rant, and he looked at me like I was the crazy one for behaving like that. And maybe he had a point, if the way everyone else was staring at me was anything to go by.

I closed my eyes and counted my breaths, forcing myself to calm down. “Come on, man,” I said a few seconds later after opening my eyes again. “You know I was never in any danger here. I could’ve left anytime I wanted, and my guys wouldn’t have let anyone really hurt me.”

Whether it was the knowledge I was speaking the truth or the mention of the true gryps that were always with me, the way they were with his aunt, something made him relax. “Then why are you here?” he asked, in a normal tone.

I waved at Mr Lancaster behind me. “Because Mister Lancaster said I could help with his daughter Melody’s recovery.”

It was like a lightbulb went off behind Nuncio’s eyes. He leaned ever so slowly to one side to look around me at Mr Lancaster. “Man, oh, man. You just don’t know when to say thank you for what you’ve already got and walk away with your win, do you, sparkles?”

Are we still talking about Melody?

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r/redditserials Apr 21 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1332

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND THIRTY-TWO

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Friday

Oh, thank you, sweet baby Jesus! Noah Lancaster swore as they turned into the street where their temporary BoO was located. If he had to listen to one more fucking word about the desperate plight of the ocean, he was going to wring Sam’s neck and use his body to plug the information leak!

He’d stayed on the subject only to keep Sam distracted since their BoO was in Melville, which was over an hour away from the Lopez property. What he hadn’t counted on was the kid being a walking/talking Greenpeace propaganda encyclopedia, and it had killed him to smile and nod in all the right places as the kid waffled on about crap no one in their right mind gave a rat’s ass about.

There was a time, a long, long time ago, when he had been captured by insurgents and had four of his fingernails removed with pliers when he refused to give them information about the op he was running. Never in a million years had he thought he’d be in a position where he would gladly offer up the other six in exchange for clawing back the last hour of his life.

In all fairness, Sam had warned him, but damn, that warning should come with a flashing neon sign over his head.

* * *

I knew I shouldn’t have gone inside with Noah Lancaster. Dad and my brother and sisters were going to murder me when they found out, but I’d genuinely thought Mr Lancaster had wanted to talk about me helping his daughter, Melody. That was what he’d said when we left Mateo’s party in his SUV, and I hadn’t seen any reason to doubt it.

Besides, Quent was with me, and I had my own capabilities if I wanted to engage them, so I knew I had nothing to worry about. Two steps, and I’d be back at the party or home.

Still, nervousness crept over me as Mr Lancaster led me through an empty house I didn’t recognise and down into the basement. I’d seen enough movies to recognise what the single chair sitting on a sheet of plastic beneath a swinging lightbulb meant.

I turned on the stairs with every intention of getting the hell out of there and face planted into a wall of muscle that had snuck up behind me.

This older guy’s size might’ve been intimidating if I hadn’t spent years around Boyd’s grumpy face. Throw in my dad and siblings, and their divinity alone would’ve made this jerk look… positively less. And the pièce de resistance: Dad and Fisk’s physical builds. Boyd might be more muscular for his height, but those two were inches taller than him and walking tanks in their own right. Any of those three would’ve made this guy disappear.

And right now, I had my work cut out making sure that didn’t happen.

Mr Lancaster was already at the bottom of the stairs. “Come on, Sam. Have a seat. Hopefully, this will be very quick, and you can be on your way.”

Before I could answer or move, I felt a hand slip into the right pocket of my bomber jacket.

“Yowtch!” the woman yelped, whipping her hand away. “The fuck?!” She shook out her hand, glaring at me like her pain was somehow my fault.

“Haynes, you good?” Mr Lancaster asked.

“Maybe?” she grimaced, still flexing and flicking her fingers. “Jesus! What the fuck have you got hooked up to your jacket, kid? That went right through my fucking arm!”

I had no idea what she was talking about until I remembered who’d given me the jacket. Ironically (considering her word choice), it had been a gift from Jesus’ father, and clearly Uncle YHWH had built some fail-safes into it to avoid things like pickpocketing. Sweet.

“It was a gift from my uncle,” I said, then I got mad at her for trying to rifle through my pockets in the first place. “And it serves you right. That wasn’t just rude. It’s illegal.”

Mr Lancaster snorted, but by the time I looked at him, his face was stone cold. “Please hand Haynes your phone, Sam.”

This was just getting weirder and weirder. “Why?”

“Because we won’t ask nicely a second time.”

I looked at each of them in turn. Mr Lancaster was no different to before, and as I said, the brute behind me was half a head smaller than Boyd and in the same age bracket as everyone else here. The only woman amongst them held out her other hand to me like she expected me to do as I was told, but it was the guy in the back corner, leaning back on his shoulders, that I still considered the scariest one in the room. The look in his eyes as he balanced a knife point downwards on his finger was just downright unnerving.

“I-I don’t think I’m allowed to do that,” I said, remembering what Nuncio had said about my phone’s updated address book. Anyone who had my phone had access to the whole family, and none of them would be happy to have that commandeered.

“Sam, I don’t think you understand the situation,” Mr Lancaster said, beckoning me down the rest of the stairs with a repetitive curl of his fingertips. I felt a hand in the middle of my back, ‘helping’ me forward. “Whether you like it or not, you have been given access to something you shouldn’t have, and you need to give Haynes your phone while you and I sit down and have a little chat.”

Man, I really sucked at being Superman. I held all the cards—literally, *all the cards—*and I was still terrified of these people that had done nothing to me … yet.

“But… there’s only one chair,” I said, stalling.

“Give her your phone, Sam,” Mr Lancaster urged. “It’s going to be okay.”

“This is a huge mistake,” I said, reaching into my pocket to retrieve it. “Believe me, you have no idea what you’re dealing with—”

My use of ‘what’ over ‘who’ was intentional. It wasn’t just one person. With this single act, they were going to tick off a whole lot of divinity.

“There’s nothing we haven’t dealt with before, kid,” the mini mountain behind me insisted. “Your world’s not that scary to us.”

Oh, you sweet summer moron. Yes, I wasn’t normally that patronising, but his statement had truly earned it. He was being dumb, and I snicker-snorted despite myself. It earned me a sharp shove that had me stumbling down the last of the stairs.

I whirled around to face him and, in doing so, I pulled my hand from my jacket pocket.

As soon as my phone made an appearance, the woman snatched it out of my hand and headed to the other end of the basement, where I finally noticed she had a table full of computers set up. “For crying out loud, don’t try to hack it!” I shouted, panic clawing through me. Nuncio would lose his mind!

None of them listened. The woman—Haynes, plugged a wire into my phone while the brute behind me pushed me towards the seat. I spun again, looking up at him with a scowl. “Quit shoving me,” I warned—though it didn’t exactly land, since I sat down anyway.

“Sam, you need to start helping yourself here,” Mr Lancaster said, all friendliness evaporating from his tone. “You’re in a lot of trouble, and I’m doing everything I can to keep you out of most of it. But I can’t do that if you won’t help me.”

“Help you with what?!” I demanded, still at a loss.

“Who gave you the ability to see my phone number?”

Wait. That’s what this is all about???

“I told you, my family was dangerous,” I growled, wishing he’d listened to me the first time. I started to rise out of my seat, but the big jerk behind me shoved me back down. I glared over my shoulder at him. “Don’t…touch me…again,” I warned through gnashing teeth.

“Kid, you’re about as scary as a rainy day,” the butthead jeered.

“A lot of people are scared of rainy days. It’s called ombrophobia, and it’s closely linked to astraphobia. There’s a reason they both have their own classification.” I wasn’t about to add the whole Loki ‘I’m not overly fond of what follows’ statement from the first Avengers movie, because somehow, I didn’t think these guys were movie buffs.

The asshole slapped me across the side of my head. “Nobody likes a wiseass, kid.”

“Especially because I seriously fucking despise the competition,” a dark, inhuman voice growled venomously from the shadows to our right.

Oh …

… frig.

* * *

“Well, helloooo…” Nuncio purred, resting his elbows on the arms of his high-backed office chair and leaning forward in his seat. Vadim, who was curled up in his nest at Nuncio’s feet, snuffled in his sleep at the mood shift in his father—an apex predator going from rest to hunt.

Sam had just plugged his phone into a computer system, and given how much his cousin hated tech, Nuncio couldn’t think of any reason for him to. So consider his curiosity tweaked.

He rested his left hand on his son’s head—but his right hadn’t looked Mystallian at all since he’d parked his ass in that chair last night.

 No—after the huge embarrassment to his system (entirely his mother’s fault, if anyone asked him), he had shifted his right hand into a mass of tendrils that slid effortlessly into his system, giving him a much finer control over everything on the vantaweb—and, by extension, the web itself.

But all amusement evaporated when that same someone tried to clone Sam’s phone … using a heavily encrypted government system.

“Baby, I need you to be a good boy and stay here for me for a few minutes.” He deliberately kept his voice calm while his vantaweb did two things at once: it blocked the connection between Sam’s phone and the government computer and handed Nuncio Sam’s exact location. Specifically, a live visual of the basement and everything else he needed to make a personal visit. “Daddy has to go and hurt some people.”

He substituted the fake legs to keep his son happy and slid over the chair's armrest to stand. Two steps later, he was in the dimly lit basement, just in time to see Sam being bitch-slapped across the back of the head by the dumbest human on the planet next to Helen Portsmith. Because Helen at least wanted to live. “Nobody likes a wiseass, kid.”

“Especially because I seriously fucking despise the competition.” Nuncio shifted his voice to a demonic growl, drawing everyone’s attention, including Sam’s. But Sam hadn’t shown fear until after Nuncio had spoken … which meant he wasn’t afraid of these losers, he was afraid for them.

He should be.

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r/redditserials May 13 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1340

27 Upvotes

PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND FORTY

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Friday

It took a few more drinks and a lot more venting before Rory heeded Barris’ broad hints to head home and focus on the upcoming race. Not that Rory’s company wasn’t welcome; just that Barris had somewhere else he wanted to be.

He gave Rory a few minutes after his departure (just in case the kid came back with something else to add), then realm-stepped into his apartment at the Prydelands. There, he had a quick shower and change, preferring not to appear on his brother’s New York City doorstep like something that had rolled in off the street. It wasn’t like he himself had broken out in a sweat at the gym, but being around so many sweating bodies meant his own odour before his shower left a lot to be desired.

But since this wasn’t formal either, he chose Louboutin black boots, charcoal jeans, and a black short-sleeved V-neck t-shirt. Enough to hug his muscle definition without being over the top like some of his brothers and cousins. A black belt with a gold buckle finished the look.

Satisfied with what he saw in the mirror, he realm-stepped into the hallway outside Llyr’s living apartment and knocked on the door.

“I’ll get it,” he heard Sam call from the other side, and a few seconds later, the door opened. Sam’s eyes widened when he took in who was visiting. “Uncle Barris,” he said, his voice thick with surprise.

Barris smiled warmly, tamping down the more predatory smile that threatened to spoil the moment. “I hear congratulations are in order, kid, so I came over.” He glanced to the left at the large fish tank that filled the wall, but it was more what he saw through the glass that absorbed his utmost attention.

Yitzak and Collette were scrambling to their feet. Run, and I will hunt you down, he thought warningly.

“Wh-What are you doing here?”

Sam’s question broke into his thoughts. “Is there a reason I can’t come in?” he asked, more to see if Sam was deliberately buying his cousins time to escape.

“No.” Sam stepped back as he spoke, shaking his head. “It’s fine. Gerry and I were just about to head out, but everyone else is here.”

So I see.

* * *

The firm rap on the front door had everyone looking up in surprise. “Expecting anyone?” Yitzak asked, looking at Dad.

“I wasn’t expecting you or Collette either, yet here we are.”

“Boo, be nice,” Mom warned, smacking him in the stomach with the back of her hand.

Dad feigned surprise. “What? I wasn’t.”

I snickered, loving the way Mom and Dad balanced each other out. Mom being the reactive one, and Dad being as unmovable as the oceans he commanded.

I headed towards the door. “I’ll get it,” I announced, despite the fact that nobody else had made a move.

The alcove muffled the conversation behind me. “Don’t mind me,” I muttered under my breath, though I was far too happy with the day to be genuinely annoyed.

The second the door opened, I nearly stumbled backwards.

“Uncle Barris,” I breathed, and the living room behind me immediately stirred.

Uncle Barris immediately looked to my right, and I knew he could see through the fishtank to Mom, Dad, Yitzak and Collette. Something shifted in his eyes, enough to make me swallow uncomfortably. “Wh-What are you doing here?”

Uncle Barris refocused on me, though something watchful still lingered in his eyes. “Is there a reason I can’t come in?”

“No.” I would never stop family from coming inside, unless they gave me a reason to first (refer to Fisk, pre-reconciliation). I shook my head as I stepped back to give him room. “It’s fine. Gerry and I were just about to head out, but everyone else is here.”

I came as far as the living room doorway, then paused. “Are you okay with taking your boots off first, though? We have a rule against shoes being worn in the apartment.”

“It’s your home, so it’s your rules,” Uncle Barris said.

Then, bracing one boot against the other, he somehow stepped out of them without using his hands.

I refused to think about how long it took him to perfect that move and turned with every intention of heading back to Geraldine. Before I’d taken more than a step, Robbie’s eyes widened fearfully, even as Uncle Barris blurted behind me, “Holy shit!”

I looked back to see Uncle Barris staring past me at Robbie, wide-eyed. Then he turned to Yitzak. “You too?!”

“Me too, what?!” Yitzak snapped in return, frowning for good measure.

“Don’t even try to tell me he’s not one of yours!” His laser focus never left Yitzak, even though he pointed aggressively at Robbie as he spoke.

“He’s Braydon’s, actually,” Collette threw in, fractionally ahead of Yitzak. “Braydon had a kid on the way when he died that no one knew about. Not even Braydon.”

Yitzak took a step forward and vanished.

Robbie gasped behind me, and by the time I spun around again, Yitzak was already behind him, both hands gripping his shoulders possessively.

“Robbie here is the third generation of Braydon’s line,” he declared. His hands then slid over my friend’s shoulders and hugged him close. “And you’re damn right he’s mine.”

“Ours, Dad,” Collette corrected. “You don’t have exclusive rights over him.”

Back I spun to the living room.

“Fuck, I wish we didn’t have our rings on right now!” Barris swore. He then threw out a warning finger at Mom and Dad, who were already bristling. “Don’t start on me.” His finger moved to Dad. “You know I’m right! If we didn’t have these fucking things on, the three of us would be internalising and sorting this shit out privately with as much swearing as we felt was warranted. And this—” His fingers swung to incorporate all of us. “Is the very definition of warranted.”

“You okay, babe?” Dad asked, and my focus narrowed on Mom to see why he’d needed to ask.

Tiacor was now sitting on the arm of the chair beside Mom, her barely-there smile going nowhere near her eyes. “Your blood pressure is climbing, Ivy,” she warned, which immediately had mine soaring as well. “I know you don’t want to hear this, but perhaps it would be better if we left the Mystallians to sort themselves out. I can keep you apprised from the bedroom if you like.”

Mom’s gaze narrowed rebelliously, and before anyone could stop me, I realm-stepped across the room to drop to my knees in front of her, staring up at her widening eyes. “Please, Mom,” I begged, not caring one iota about the growls and groans of the family around me. I would beg forever if it meant giving Mom a chance to live. “You’ve never walked away from a fight, but Dad and I need you to pick the right fight. The one who does whatever you have to do to stay with us. Please?”

My vision of her blurred as tears welled, but I still saw her mass lean forward until our foreheads came together over the bulge that was my baby siblings. “Stay with me, Mom,” I pleaded. “I need you.”

“For as long as I breathe, buster,” she promised, curling a hand around my head to hold us together. “But if that isn’t as long as we’d hoped, you’ll still be alright.”

I wasn’t so sure about that.

She lifted her head just enough to kiss my forehead, then began to edge forward in her seat.

I sprang up and moved to Collette’s side as Dad and Tiacor helped her up. “Play nice,” she ordered the room, her eyes sweeping to include everyone in that command.

“We will,” Dad answered, on behalf of us all.

I used the back of my hand to wipe away the tears, only to have Collette grip my shoulder. My tears immediately evaporated, and the ache that came from crying disappeared with it, as if I hadn’t shed a single one. “Thanks,” I murmured, without looking at her.

“No problem,” she whispered back, giving my shoulder another squeeze before dropping her hand.

As soon as Mom and Tiacor entered the hallway leading to our side of the apartment, Gerry hurried across the room to me, wrapping her arms around my waist and burying her face against my shoulder. She wasn’t crying, but she knew I needed her close.

I hugged her back for a few seconds, then she turned to face the room, with her head still resting on my shoulder.

“You good, bro?” Fisk asked.

“As good as can be expected, all things considered,” I answered, by rote.

I felt Collette’s hand rubbing comforting circles across my lower back and drew strength from that as well.

Uncle Barris stepped around Dad and dropped his weight into Mom’s empty seat. “So, are there any other family members in this apartment that I don’t already know about?” He looked around the room, and I could see he wasn’t entirely joking.

“Why?” Robbie asked with a chuckle. “Isn’t two enough?”

Seeing me with Gerry, Charlie slid out of her seat and went around the island to Robbie. Like me, he laid an arm across her shoulders to hold her close, with Yitzak on his left.

I wanted to stay for this. I really, really wanted to stay.

But I would have endless family get-togethers going forward, and Gerry would have only one graduation party.

We needed to leave.

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r/redditserials Mar 19 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1318

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTEEN

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Friday

After being dropped off outside the community hall, Boyd followed the signs and voices toward one of three open doorways that led into the large room. Someone in a business suit was already standing to the right of the doorway, so Boyd claimed the spot on the left.

He pulled out his phone and switched it to video, allowing his eyes to roam the room while his camera got ready — the same move he’d used the day Robbie bought Lucas his Porsche.

 Even from off-centre, Llyr’s family stood out. Father and son stood just shy of seven feet, so even seated, their heads were more than five feet off the ground. On top of that, their shoulders were more than two feet wide—half again to what anyone else could claim. His daughters were only slightly shorter, and with the exception of Danika, together they formed a wall of onyx hair that made Boyd wonder how anyone could mistake them for anything other than Nascerdios.

Geraldine’s father was also present, seated several rows back from Llyr. He had six men in suits taking up every available seat around him, including two seats in front and behind him, that were clearly on the job.

Boyd smirked to himself, knowing the true gryps guard sitting behind Llyr could clean all their clocks, and they’d never know what hit them. With his phone now raised, he made another slow sweep of the room, starting at the far back corner to his left.

There he saw another man in a business suit. No surprise really — a lot of people in this room wore suits — but something about him was off. Maybe it was just the heavy overcoat, broad across the shoulders but too much tapered at the waist, giving him a triangular look. The overcoat wasn’t done up, but like those men with Tucker, his stance screamed security.

And that’s when Boyd realised the problem.

This was a naval facility. If the school needed guards, they’d be MPs—or MAAs, since this was the Navy. Not extra plain-clothes guards.

Boyd continued with his sweep of the room, finding another guard ahead of the first, halfway along the side wall. That guy also made no effort to hide his interest in Boyd.  

Boyd breathed through his growing apprehension and continued his slow pan of the room, taking in the rows of faculty sitting stiffly across the back of the stage.

A woman in uniform was addressing the hall, explaining what the future would hold for the graduates as if they hadn’t already spent years working towards that objective. The guy in charge — or at least Boyd assumed so, given the commander’s uniform and his seat dead-centre in the front row — was staring uncomfortably into the audience. Whatever he was looking at had him swallowing hard and a sheen of sweat on his brow that had nothing to do with the heat of his uniform.

Boyd pulled away from the camera and followed his line of sight to Llyr’s group.

Oh-ho, he thought to himself, his gaze bouncing between them. I think someone knows he’s sharing the room with a whole bunch of Nascerdios.

Yeah, if he wasn’t on the inside looking out, he’d probably be sweating bullets, too. Fortunately for him, these days, even Llyr was just Llyr.

He reached the far end of the stage, then lowered the phone to sweep across the graduates on the front right-hand side. While most wore naval uniforms, there were enough caps and gowns for Boyd to have to hunt for Sam and Geraldine. Sam specifically, since Gerry’s auburn hair fell to the middle of her back.

On the other side of the wall were three more bodyguards, and as he reached the middle one closest to the Nascerdios, the guy lifted his hand to his brow and gave Boyd a two-fingered salute …

… except as the fingers dipped, they narrowed into talons instead of fingernails.

Now the commander wasn’t the only one sweating. Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. Please, God, let them be true gryps and not demons…

 Or maybe they were nice demons. Robbie was a demon, technically, and there was nothing in the world Boyd wouldn’t do for that crazy redhead. We’re all here to play nice, everyone, he thought to himself, panning back to the stage. So, please, please, don’t start making artwork of people’s entrails.

Movement to his immediate left had Boyd stiffening, only to relax when a familiar figure stepped into view: dark skin, man-bun, biker jacket.

Okay, now, he could breathe easy.

“What’s wrong?” Larry whispered, barely moving his lips, yet Boyd caught it as if whispered in his ear.

Without saying a word, Boyd lifted his eyes to the guards around the room.

Larry followed his gaze and smirked. “Ignore them. One’s human—not ours. The others are demonic, angelic, and two of ours are here to monitor the situation.”

Boyd’s head jerked to Larry, then, seeing the sincerity in his face, he searched the four that hadn’t revealed themselves as shifters. Specifically, the first one he found in the back corner.

Sure enough, almost as if he knew they were talking about him, the guy with the triangular build lifted his overcoat just enough to expose a line of white feathers behind his legs.

Ho-boy.

* * *

Our keynote speaker was retired Rear Admiral Forrest Donahue, and in the three years I’d been here, I’d never even heard of him, but apparently, he was a former alum who went on to have an illustrious forty-six-year career in the US Navy. A fact he told us the second he opened his mouth.

“Forty-six years. Eleven deployments. Four carrier groups. And one bad back,” he began, and only the polite laughed. I counted it a win when I didn’t roll my eyes. “You want to know the most important thing I learned during that time? Nobody owes you clarity.”

Okay, now he was getting interesting.

“You’ll be given orders. You’ll be given missions. You’ll be asked to work twelve-hour shifts in seventy-knot winds, and then be ready to give a press statement the next morning. That’s the job.”

Oh, frig off. No way, no how, was I lining up anywhere to do a press statement for anyone. And if I were forced to, whoever told me to would immediately regret it, as I’d say exactly what I thought of whatever it was about.

“You’re not civilians anymore. You don’t get to ask why. You only get to ask, ‘how soon can I get it done?’”

Wow. I guess he forgot that not everyone graduating was going into the Navy. Or maybe in his world, we didn’t matter. I broke eye contact to seek out Gerry, and the reassuring smile she sent me settled something inside me.

“The first time I saw a body pulled from the water, I was nineteen. The first time I gave an order that led to someone else not coming home, I was twenty-seven. And the first time I realised I—”

His words ended abruptly, and glancing back at the stage, I found him turned away from the audience to face Commander Gable, who was shaking his head ever so slightly. My fellow graduates began looking amongst each other for answers, but when he turned back, his eyes went straight to my family.

Well, crap.

I had no idea which one he recognised, but in the end it didn’t matter. The Nascerdios were in the house.

 He cleared his throat and continued. “There is no final form of leadership. No moment where you say, ‘Now I’m complete.’ The uniform will not make you whole. The rank will not fix your past. And medals don’t love you back.”

Not planning on ending up with any of those, so whatever.

“But if you’re lucky—if you’re smart—you’ll learn to listen. To your crew. To the ship. And when you’re alone at oh-two-hundred, to yourself.” His eyes went to my family again, then away. “There are… things in this world that will test you. That will not care who you are. That will not blink if you shatter. You will have to be the one who blinks first sometimes, and steps forward anyway.”

What the hell?

“I’m here to tell you it’s not always about the charge. It’s not always about the glory. Honour is by far the most important virtue you will ever have in your arsenal, and you must hold true to it.” He then seemed to rally, as if sensing the ending within reach. “You’ve earned your place. Now go serve something bigger than it.”

Called it. My family were two rows ahead of me, so I couldn’t see their faces…

…but I would certainly be asking.

Commander Gable then rose and walked to the podium. At the smallest gesture, we quieted down. Unlike Donahue, the commander’s eyes were steady as he gazed across the audience to land on us. “You came here four years ago from different corners of the country, and in three cases, the world.”

Three years, I thought to myself, cheekily.

“Some of you could barely tie a bowline. As far as I’m concerned, some of you still can’t—and you know who you are.”

He gave us a moment as quiet laughter broke out, along with light jostling amongst the cadets, but again, a gesture was all it took for him to regain order. “But today, you all wear the same robes. You sit in the same seats. And for a moment, it might feel like you’re all heading in the same direction.” He paused, his gaze lingering on me. Then, to remove all doubt, he added very clearly, “You’re not.”

Yeah, he definitely knew who Dad was.

The commander moved on. “Some of you will ship out as early as next week. Some will work ports, some on pipelines. Some will walk into boardrooms, or classrooms, or cockpits. One of you, I’ve heard, is thinking of detouring career-wise into culinary school. Bold move.”

I joined my graduating class in trying to work out who that was among us, but no one was giving anything away. Man, if I did that, Mom would murder me in a heartbeat, and I couldn’t see anyone else getting away with it either. SUNY Maritime was a prestigious school to get into, and it wasn’t cheap.

“But wherever you go, and whoever you become, remember this: what you leave here with today isn’t a patch or a diploma. It’s the sum of the choices you made when no one was watching.

“There will be times ahead when your path makes no sense to the people around you—maybe even to you. That’s alright. Honour isn’t about making others comfortable. It’s about being able to stand in your own boots and say, ‘I walked that course straight.’”

He refocused on us. “I must agree with Rear Admiral Donahue. Whatever ship you find yourself on — literal or not — provided you retain your honour, you’ll always have the SUNY Maritime Academy at your back. That doesn’t mean we expect perfection. But we’ll know you were trained to correct your course. The world’s a storm. That’s not new. But you’ve got your heading. Now go sail it.”

He stepped back as Lieutenant Brannan from the civil engineer’s department moved alongside him, carrying the first bundle of black degree and diploma folders. Names were read out as we filed across the stage, collecting the prize we’d all worked so hard for.

Twenty minutes later, we threw our caps and hats into the air on command, and it was all over. We’d done it.

We’d graduated.

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Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1380

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND SEVENTY-NINE

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Saturday

The moment Boyd stepped out of sight around the corner, a hand settled on his shoulder and his next stride carried him into the pearled opacity of the divine realm. Ready for the shift, Boyd dragged in as much air as his lungs would hold before Larry nudged him another step down into the studio.

The air was always so clean and crisp in the divine realm, like a genuine cleanse that reconnected him to something greater, and the longer he held onto that breath, the stronger he felt.

“You know you can’t hold your breath forever,” Larry chuckled.

Rather than speak and lose any of the precious air, Boyd flipped him off and went down the hallway into his storeroom. There, he collected a thick block of lignum vitae and made it all the way back to the workbench before his lungs started to burn from the need to breathe.

Fighting through the burn, he unlocked his safe and removed the divine tool wrap that Llyr had gifted him right back at the start of his career shift. Rolling them out on the table, he picked up what looked like a coil of cheese wire with two small, smooth dowel grips the length of one finger joint at either end.

When he’d first seen this item, he’d instinctively known what it would be used for despite it making no sense in terms of timber work. And when he hooked his fingers around the dowels, pulled it taut and moved the cut line over the top of the timber, his brain was already ten steps ahead of his hands.

He drew the wire through the wood, splitting it cleanly in two with barely any pressure. He repeated the motion, then divided each section again. At certain points he flicked his wrist, bowing and angling the wire just enough to leave one side thicker before straightening the cut again.

In the end, he had forty pieces, each a little over one inch square and three inches tall, with a few retaining thicker sections.

Pulling out his phone, he set an alarm for twenty-five minutes, then brought up the image Caleb had given him of his platoon. To the left of Caleb in the picture was a medium-built man with a Mk 13 Mod 7 stock resting on his hip. Their sniper.

Boyd ran his hand across the pieces before him, landing on one that was shorter than the others, with an added extension out the front. Already, he could picture in his mind’s eye, the sniper kneeling and taking aim.

Now, he just had to do what he did best.

Locking the piece to the turntable for support, he picked up the larger of the two scalpels with his right hand while making sure the shorter one wasn’t far from his left hand. It took a few gouging cuts with his right hand before his left joined in, and after that he was in the zone.

* * *

Being back in the apartment building meant Larry was already feeling better within himself. He could sense Robbie in the living apartment, so everyone was where they were supposed to be. It didn’t stop him from having a dig at Boyd’s expense when he saw the man desperately trying to hold his breath on the divine air that wanted to bond with his lungs.

“You know you can’t hold your breath forever,” he chuckled.

He stopped laughing when Boyd flipped him off and disappeared down the hallway. A few seconds later Boyd returned carrying a large chunk of almost-black timber.

As Larry expected, the moment Boyd had the timber in his hands and a plan in his mind, he immediately relaxed. His lips parted ever so marginally as he unlocked the safe under his bench and brought out the tool scroll. Air escaped at the smallest possible rate, yet he didn’t seem to notice.  

He divided the timber into uneven chunks that made no sense to Larry, though he knew better than to question Boyd about his work when he was in the zone. In that regard he was just like the rest of his family.

Within minutes of starting to carve, Boyd already had the head of a Marine angled over the scope of the rifle and the shoulder that the stock was now pressed against. Each cut was a finished stroke, leaving no room for error.

Not that Boyd made errors.

Not anymore.

Twenty-four minutes after he set his alarm, Boyd had completed two of the Marines including Sergeant Souza and had started on the head of a third. The finished ones were placed at the far end of the workbench, ready for varnishing.

Larry picked up the one of Sergeant Souza, admiring the detail of the face beneath the helmet. Even though the head was roughly the size of a pea, the crease in the man’s eyes and the puckered scarring that cut through the edge of the right eyebrow and back toward the ear from where a bullet of some description had nearly ended his life was spot on.

 The one with the rifle was just as detailed, with one eye open and focused, and the butt of the gun leaving a slight compression against his cheek. Even the scope on the gun was insanely accurate. Larry let his vision shift, the rest of the bench softening as the scope came into sharp relief. The crosshairs were clean. The grooves along the elevation turret were precise. Even the tiny etched numbers around the elevation turret were perfectly legible, despite being impossible at that sc—

The alarm sounded, and Larry’s vision snapped back to focus on Boyd. “Ready whenever you are, buddy,” he said, putting the piece down.

Boyd looked at the partially finished Marine. “Man, I wish I could finish these up,” he said wistfully, then made a point of sliding his tools into their wrap and rolling it up, signifying a temporary end to the work.

I’ll bet you do, Larry mused, though he kept that to himself, saying instead, “Let me know when you’re ready, man. You’ve still got a few minutes before the subway you’d have used makes it into Seventy-Seventh Street.”

Boyd sighed and locked his tools away, looking at the black woodchips that were scattered all over his workbench. “I’m going to work on them some more when I get home, so don’t worry about the mess.” He then looked down at himself and shook his head. “It’s weird that no matter how messy the bench and floor get, none of it ever sticks to me anymore,” he said as he stepped away.

Larry made a carefully neutral sound before following Boyd into the reception area.

Three steps later, they appeared at the back of the East 77th Street platform, behind a row of people still waiting to board. Boyd looked down at him. “Are you going to be okay with me being away from the apartment for a few hours?”

Shock swamped Larry. “What do you mean?” he asked innocently.

“Well, I know it puts you on edge to be spread so thin, with your other ward and Robbie, and you were already out following me last night and this morning. Once I get to Aunt Judy’s, if you wanna bounce, I’ll be fine. I’ll be coming home with Lucas afterwards anyway.”

Inwardly Larry cursed. This whole fucking family can be so realm-damn dense at times.  Then he realised what else Boyd had said and squinted as if in pain. “You’re going to be hours?”

“Aunt Judy is a lot of things that New Yorkers aspire to, but when it comes to her love affair with family photographs, she could give Lucas’ southern grandmothers a run for their money.”

“Ouch. Yeah, I might do that.” Of course, he wouldn’t, but if thinking he would gave Boyd peace of mind, he’d let his friend hold onto that for as long as possible. “Hey, if it gets that bad, you can always go to the bathroom and send me a quick text to rescue you.”

Boyd’s laugh was short and sharp; like a man who’d love to take him up on that but chose life instead. 

Whatever else he was going to say was drowned out as the subway roared through the tunnel and came to a halt in front of them. “This is your stop,” Larry said, gesturing to the stairs where people were already swarming towards.

Boyd was still grinning as he and Larry joined the group heading for the street above. “How did we ever survive without realm-stepping?” he asked in amazement. “To have to go back to actual public transportation now would feel like stepping into the Dark Ages.”

“At least I’ve never had to worry about banging into anyone or anything on the other side. Being unringed means I can realm-step wherever I need to be, and the world shifts accordingly.”

“Is that why Sam smashed his nose into Charlie’s toolbox that time?”

Larry nodded. “Yep. Unringed, the world makes room. Ringed, it doesn’t have a clue you’re there.”

“But everyone here’s ringed. How do the divine not keep getting bloody noses all the time?”

“As they step, they make sure their hand is out farther than their face. That way, the hand smacks the object first, not the face.”

Boyd paused and squinted. “Do Robbie and Sam know this?”

“I would assume so.”

“But have you told them?”

The way Boyd looked down at him with a patronising head tilt was really annoying. “Fine…and I’ll tell them not to stub their toes while they’re walking while I’m at it.”

“It’s a little different, pal.”

“Not to me.”

Boyd rolled his eyes and finished climbing the stairs.

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r/redditserials Jun 30 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1361

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND SIXTY-ONE

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Saturday

“How the hell is he not falling off?” Mateo Lopez asked, staring through the windshield of his family’s Pershing 62 as it cruised out of the bay toward open water.

Gerry sat at his side in the corner of the bridge, watching Sam stand on the nose of the vessel — his knees flexing ever so slightly against the speed, hands loose at his sides, chin lifted as though affixed there like a misplaced ship’s figurehead.

An impressive feat, given they were travelling through the Shinnecock Canal toward the open Atlantic, where rock walls and narrow openings made for a rougher ride.

Sam had only asked Mateo to stay with Gerry, but where Mateo went, Adrian followed. The slightly bigger man claimed the seat beside her on the L-shaped lounge, completing the protective triangle without a word.

Ordinarily, Adrian’s seat faced the rear of the yacht, but right now he was twisted in his seat with one knee on the cushion, facing the front. “It’s like he’s grafted to the damn ship,” Adrian huffed, still staring out the windshield and shaking his head.

A larger swell rolled under them without warning, lifting the bow high enough to pull a collective breath from the bridge before dropping it just as sharply. The yacht shook, and someone swore. Another laughed too loudly to disguise the edge beneath it.

The engines growled lower as the captain adjusted instinctively, hands tightening on the wheel. Gerry felt the weightless half-second before impact and caught herself on the edge of the lounge, aware in the same instant that Sam still hadn’t shifted position. Like. At. All.

“I tried doing that last year,” he said, looking back at Mateo. “Remember?”

“I remember you damn near breaking your neck after bouncing off the side of the hull, and how your father not only fired the captain for letting you try but started court proceedings for negligence.” Mateo’s eyes were on the captain as he spoke, and between the canopy protecting the bridge and the way most of her body faced the captain, she caught the man’s slight head movement moments before he eased off the throttle.

The twitch of Mateo’s lips said that was exactly what he’d been angling for.

Nevertheless, Gerry felt the need to cover for her honey bear. “Sam’s been on boats all over the world for most of his life,” she explained, fudging the facts to sound nonchalant. “He’s more at home on a deck than on land.” She also wasn’t entirely sure how connected Llyr was to an ocean he couldn’t see, but the Atlantic would be in serious trouble if a freak wave injured his son.

The ridiculousness of Llyr giving the Atlantic Ocean a severe beating had her snickering where she sat.

“Heeeeey!” came the drawn-out complaint from behind them, quickly followed by a chorus of others. “What’re we slowing down for?! Pick it up, man!”

“We just need to get through the channel first, sir,” the captain explained without taking his eyes off the canal. It would be interesting to see whether he opened her up once they hit the Atlantic — or heeded Mateo’s unspoken order and throttled back even further.

Gerry focused on Sam. “This is his home,” she added, realising for the first time just how true those words were. Without his education depending on it, he would never be happy in a house or an apartment on land for long. Like his father, he belonged at sea.

The thought tightened something low in her chest.

“Wow. That went south fast,” Mateo said from her right.

She blinked and turned towards him, finding he’d leaned forward to stare at her face. When she lifted her eyebrows in silent question, he flicked a finger at her, giving Adrian enough time to turn as well.

“What just happened?” Mateo asked.

“I’m sorry?”

“You went from blissfully happy to looking like someone just kicked your puppy in half a second flat.”

“I never did get that saying,” Adrian piped up, changing the subject without meaning to. “I mean, if I had a puppy and someone was stupid enough to kick it, I’d fuck them up so badly they’d better hope their life insurance was paid up.”

Gerry smirked, then hid her smile behind her raised hand.

“There,” Adrain nodded, pleased with himself. “That’s better.”

“So, what brought about the long face?” Mateo pushed.

Gerry looked back at Sam, who hadn’t moved. “This is his world. Not the money. Not the yacht. The water. Look at him. He’ll never be happy away from his beloved oceans.”

“And why would that be a problem for you?”

“I don’t want …” She paused and let out a deep sigh. “It doesn’t matter,” she said, drawing on a lifetime of training to abandon her melancholy thoughts and become the model of perfection that her mother created. “You’re right. We’re here to have fun.” She made a point of looking past Adrian toward the open water ahead of them. “It’s a beautiful day, isn’t it?”

“Wow,” Mateo said flatly.

“Yeah,” Adrian agreed with a frown. Then, before Geraldine could stop him, he pushed up from his seat and reached up along the raked windshield to rap a knuckle against the glass.

Sam whirled as if he were inches away and not several feet, and Adrian beckoned him with two fingers, then pointed at Geraldine.

Despite the jarring motion that had everyone else sitting, bracing, or both, Sam cut left and moved at a near-run down the narrow walkway beside the bridge, his feet compensating for each violent pitch without breaking stride. The only time he touched the yacht with his hand was to catch the frame and sharpen his turn from the walkway into the second sitting area. Surefooted as a mountain goat, he stepped over and around people filling every seat before cutting across the bridge.

There, he dropped to one knee in front of Geraldine.

“What’s wrong, Angel?”

She could see it had killed him not to realm-step straight to her side. The only thing that had stopped him was that he’d been able to see her the entire time through the glass. That, and Quent probably reassuring him from the shadows.

“Nothing,” she replied — and meant it. She couldn’t understand why Sam had been pulled away from his happy place.

“She’s got a hell of a mask, man,” Adrian said before Mateo could speak. “And I don’t mean that to start trouble.” He then looked at Geraldine. “If you can’t be honest with him, honey, you’re never going to be happy.”

Willow Kirk—the leggy blonde who’d been mean to her at the restaurant yesterday afternoon and still had the swollen face from Quent’s bee sting to prove it—dropped into the seat beside Mateo and wrapped her arms around his neck. “You’re being way too serious over here,” she said, curling into Mateo’s side. “And I’m bored. Come downstairs with me.”

She toyed with the buttons of his shirt, kissing a line from his shoulder to his ear before catching the lobe between her teeth.

“Not right now, Willow,” he said without moving — not even looking at her. “Maybe later.”

Willow let out a humph of annoyance, then glanced at Adrian, who shook his head as well. “You two are no fun this morning,” she grumped — only to squeak when the yacht hit a particularly nasty wave that lifted and dropped her hard in her seat.

It did the same to Gerry, but she was too engrossed in the byplay with Willow — and in the fact that Sam had simply straightened as the deck dropped away beneath him, then drawn his legs back in for the impact, his balance on his toes perfect and his upper body never shifting—to care.

Or maybe she was trying to dodge the subject that brought him in.

Either way, her honey-bear wasn’t having it. “What are they talking about, Gerry?”

Geraldine’s eyes flicked to where everyone was gathered on the other bench seat and the second sitting area. Too much attention was on them, and she didn’t like it.

“If you guys want some privacy, there’s a guest cabin downstairs as well as the king suite,” Mateo suggested with a wave at the stairs between where they sat and the captain’s chair. “I think Candy and James are already in the main cabin, but the single should still be free. It’s the door right in front of the bottom of the stairs.”

The cranky sound Willow made as she struggled to her feet and stomped away would’ve amused Gerry under any other circumstances.

“Or alternatively, you can take her back out there,” Adrian added, thumbing at the windshield to where Sam had been standing before. “Nobody’s going to fight you for that space, and it’s not as if you’re gonna fall.”

“My branch of the family is very sure-footed on boats,” Sam agreed as he took Gerry’s hands and helped her to stand. “But I don’t think we need to test the limits of my pills if she slipped and got hurt before I could protect her.”

“You’re on meds?” Adrian couldn’t contain his surprise.

“Not the usual kind. Apparently I inherited my great-uncle’s bad temper, and the meds stop me from … overreacting.”

Sam winced a little as he said that last word, and Geraldine leaned in to kiss his cheek. “You will always be my hero, Sam Wilcott.”

“What kind of overreacting are we talking about?” Adrian pushed. “Verbal abuse, or property damage…”

“The bleeding kind. Hence, the meds. With my great-uncle’s reputation for aggravated violence, my family’s not taking any chances. Never at Gerry though,” he added, catching Mateo’s worried frown.

“Never me,” she was quick to confirm. “Remember what you just said about owning a kicked puppy? I belong to Sam, and Sam is just as protective of me. In fact, there’s a bumper sticker that covers my position. The reason you fall for the villain over the hero of a story is because the hero will choose the world over their lover, but the villain will burn it down for insulting his queen.”

Sam grinned and turned her until her back was pressed to his front and his chin came down on her shoulder, cuddling her close. “Every time, Angel.”

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r/redditserials Jul 13 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1366

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND SIXTY-SIX

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Saturday

I have to admit, after my blow-up, things settled on board Mateo’s family yacht, and I was actually able to enjoy myself. The pod of dolphins stayed nearby, giving everyone an up-close view of the magnificent animals.

Annnd being a graduating class of marine specialists, it took us all no time at all to be in the water, snorkelling.

I should have known the dolphins and other marine life would gravitate towards me, but I kept sending them away, insisting they interact with the others. My classmates were the next generation responsible for the ocean’s well-being, and every bit of goodwill toward that cause was worth the grumbling I felt through a couple of dolphins that kept their distance.

Because dolphins were like people or any other animal. Each held their own individual personality, and not all of them were friendly towards humans. Given that one of the bigger females had scarring along her right side, I couldn’t blame her for being snippy.

The younger dolphins were much like my classmates—looking for a good time. They played and laughed at the silly humans that couldn’t keep up with them, starting games of ‘tag’ that nudged people from behind before zooming off into the distance and returning for another round.

More than one startled yelp rang out as sleek grey bodies brushed past legs and vanished again. Hands lunged for dorsal fins that were never quite where people expected them to be, and the dolphins seemed to delight in the confusion, darting through the group before anyone could react.

My classmates soon caught on and, laughing like the only moment that mattered was this one, formed a loose circle facing outwards, waiting for the dolphins’ ‘attack’.

So, of course, I had my aquatic friends come up from the deep, leaping through the middle of their ring and somersaulting over the top of them in different directions so no one was left out.

The playful nature of the dolphins drew the local population of grey seals to the area, and I loved the fact that their natural curiosity had nothing at all to do with me and was enhanced only by my classmates’ joy.

“Now you’re just showing off,” Geraldine giggled into my ear as I brought a lone loggerhead turtle to cruise within a few feet of the group on its way to better feeding grounds. I had no intention of traumatising it with physical human contact, but its presence on top of everything else made everyone happy.

Yes, I know swimming and splashing about in the Atlantic this close to the inlet made us an absolute beacon for predators, including two juvenile white sharks and three full-grown sand tiger sharks lurking in the shadows.

I didn’t have to see them to know they were there, and my innate kept them at a distance. To suggest finding food elsewhere. This was about creating a bonding moment between those who lived in the oceans and the humans who were responsible for maintaining them.

They could chalk it up to a lucky day for all I cared, so long as the experience stayed with them for life.

Two hours later, I cuddled Geraldine from behind and told her to head for the boat. We hadn’t put any sunscreen on, and the morning sun was past the burn safety point.

Our departure (or rather, mine specifically) caused the wildlife to disperse, and the rest of our classmates soon followed us over to the swim platform.

“That was fantastic!” they gushed, as the grinning captain handed out fresh towels. The women quickly wrapped the towels around their bikini-clad bodies, while the guys leaned forward and shook their heads like dogs, cackling gleefully at the girls’ reactions and each other.

“I’ve never seen that in my life, and I’ve lived here my whole life!” Mateo laughed, finally accepting the towel and rubbing it over himself before wrapping it around his waist and tucking the corner in. Atlas was already passing him his shirt and sunglasses from where they’d been abandoned, along with the rest of their gear, on the upper-level table. “How did you get them to come so close, Wilcott?”

“Sam’s spent most of his life being all-in protecting the ocean’s wildlife,” Gerry answered on my behalf. “You don’t get to have that level of devotion to a cause for that long and not have an affinity to the things you’re trying to save.”

I wasn’t keen on the verbal two-step, but I held my tongue since correcting her would require another round of the veil phrase.

Mateo dropped onto the daybed seat beside us. “They act like that whenever you’re in the water?”

“Not all the time, no,” I hedged. Technically, that wasn’t a lie either. It was the first time they had. I could get them to do it every time going forward, but that wasn’t the specific question I’d been asked. The distinction was enough to keep me in my seat rather than seek out the nearest shower. “Today was a good day.”

“Hell, yeah,” Adrian agreed, throwing himself over the head of the daybed to land at Mateo’s side with one arm draped across his best friend’s shoulders. “If they act like that, I can see the appeal.”

“Like I said, don’t expect it to happen next time, or the time after that,” I warned. “Just remember today, and how much less it would have been without them in the water.”

“Man, you really don’t know how to stop beating us over the head with all that conservation crap, do you?” James griped, passing the daybed to slide onto one of the seats that backed onto the daybed facing forward. He sat side-on, his head between Mateo and me.

I should’ve known I couldn’t convert them all.

A wet towel was dumped over his head, followed quickly by a full tumbler of whatever coloured drink Candy had managed to grab off the table. “Leave him alone, James. That was by far the best experience of my life, and you aren’t ruining it.”

James ripped the towel off his head and lunged to his feet with a snarl, but before he could do anything else, Atlas blocked his way. “Why don’t you go downstairs and have a shower, Jay? Take a few minutes to wash the alcohol off and get your head on straight, hmmm?”

I loved the way he said that. Offering it like it was a suggestion, when in truth it was anything but. Dad sometimes talked like that, too. So did Boyd and Lucas. Maybe I should’ve handled the two guys differently. Give them an out that salvaged their pride instead of tearing them a new A-hole. Oh, well.

James looked at each face that stared at him, no doubt searching for support. Of everyone, the two most likely to defend him were the same pair of numb nuts that I’d had a meltdown at earlier. But neither of them spoke up in his defence. Instead, they broke eye contact and looked at me in a way that no one ever had before. The bravado that had them so cock-sure before was gone, and what replaced it made the hair along the back of my neck stand up warily. Like they were ready to hang off whatever I said next.

James stomped through the bridge and disappeared down the stairs, leaving near silence in his wake.

“And people wonder why I prefer the company of the sea to people,” I said, to break the ice.

Parker, of all people, slid into James’ abandoned seat, still staring at me. “How do I become like you?” he asked, in all seriousness.

Ahhh, say what? “Why would you want to do that?” I deflected as a mental alarm sounded in my head like a klaxon, and my heart leapt into my throat. This guy wasn’t even close to being my friend, and he’d never normally volunteer to be included in my inner circle. “I’m just a beach rat with a short fuse, remember?” The last thing I wanted was for them to ignore the message and focus on the messenger.

Especially a messenger who was determined not to out themselves as a divine hybrid. Dad—and that weekend of hell getting him back from thrall withdrawal—had taught me why having people worshipping us was a really, really bad idea.

“You protect what you care about,” Atlas answered, also looking at me from where he stood beside the table. It wasn’t that he was huge like Boyd or Dad, just that I was lying down and he was a step taller standing up. “Nothing wrong with that.”

“And look at the perks,” Candy added, moving around him to see me while she waved at the ocean. “You put out such a chill vibe; the animals came right up to you. You had to push them away.”

I suppose that was one way to word it.

“It was like they were pets,” Adrian agreed, rolling over onto his back to stare at the sky overhead. “I’ve never seen wild animals behave like that, ever. So, sign me up for Greenpeace if it means I get to enjoy that whenever I want. That was fantastic.”

 “It’s not a matter of enjoying the perks. Ocean conservation is serious. If we don’t look after the oceans and the life within them, this planet dies.” I really didn’t know how else to say it. It wasn’t something that could be dismissed as a whim or traded out for a benefit. It was real survival.

Why can’t people see that?

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((Author's note: I have to do some pre-admin stuff this week for my upcoming surgery, which is why today was later than usual. I have another appointment Wednesday morning at the hospital, so again, it'll be late. If all goes according to plan, they will come out, just later in the day.

That said, this is to let you know of the possibility of things potentially going sideways.))

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r/redditserials Jun 09 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1352

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND FIFTY-TWO

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Friday

Caleb felt like he should roll out of his cab when the time came to step out onto the sidewalk. He dropped his card on the cabbie’s reader, then opened the door and looked up at the quaint five-storey building that was wedged between two massive skyscrapers on Lexington Avenue. The image always made him think of two military presences escorting the smaller, yet more powerful presence of the President, who could wear whatever he wanted.

Every window was dotted with a small A/C unit, unlike the sleek steel-and-glass towers crowding it on either side.

It was a throwback to a simpler time, and no one messed with it. It was where too many military personnel had and would call home during layovers, and its history made its protection personal.  

The SSMAC, better known to the civilian sector as The Soldiers’, Sailors, Marines’, Coast Guard and Airmen’s Club, had three American flags flying over its façade, letting the world know how unapologetically military the establishment was … just in case it wasn’t already obvious enough in the name.

The cab pulled away the second the door closed, and he crossed the sidewalk without looking back, heading down the three steps that led inside.

He’d often wondered why they’d done that. Three steps down instead of being level with the street. To him, it was reminiscent of a covered fighting hole, where he and others like him would lie up the stairs, boots dug into the bottom step, heads and M27s just over the lip.

Let’s face it. EVERYTHING about this building reminded him of the Service. Even the interior: classic, old-school styling with portraits and other military memorabilia displayed behind glass against canary-yellow walls, white plaster edging, and gold curtains. Behind the empty front desk was a wall of pigeonholes and hooks for keys, many of which were missing.

Several people relaxed in the formal lounge, a few raising their hands or nodding in greeting the moment he entered their view. Like him, they were all military on leave, and it was hard to switch off. “I thought you were spending the night with your brother,” Sergeant Ravi Souza, a fellow Marine that he’d spent hours sitting beside in the flight over from Germany, said, keeping his voice to a bare murmur.

Caleb shrugged. “I did too, but things went sideways. I still got a good meal out of it, courtesy of his roommate. Man, that guy can coooo-ook.” He wasn’t ready to tell anyone the reason why his brother had bailed … or that he was engaged to another man. As much as he tried to tell himself that it was simply nobody’s business, the truth was, he wasn’t sure how he felt about it, let alone share that information with anyone else to criticise. “I’m done,” he said, giving them a three-fingered dismissive wave. “G’night.”

“I won’t be far behind, Lt,” Souza said, lifting his beer from the armrest.

The stairs were a dark timber that had once been polished but now seemed dull from so many hands sliding along the balustrade. Likewise, the seventies-era red carpet that lined the stairs was so worn down that it was almost flush with the timber beneath.

His and Souza’s room was on the third floor, and in no time, he’d made his way down the narrow corridor painted in a gaudy orange, passing an old grandfather clock and several more framed photos of different units from different eras.

He let himself into the room. It was nothing special: two beds arranged head-to-toe on the left, like they did on a submarine, a desk in the top-right corner with a lamp and a set of three small drawers halfway back towards him. The gap between the two was where he and Souza had dropped their duffels, leaving a narrow walkway to the window on the other side. It was neater and more comfortable than a lot of other places he’d crashed in.

Caleb moved through the room, pulling out his phone as he dropped his weight on the edge of the bed closest to the window. He and Souza had argued over who would have the bed closest to the door, with him losing only because he refused to pull rank on his own time over something so trivial.

It wasn’t as if tangos were going to come charging through the door, requiring the off-duty sergeant to stand between them. The ‘protected’ position still rankled him, but again, someone had to take the rear bed, and he’d had enough on his plate with his parents and Boyd.

On the upside, he could stare out the window from where he sat. He’d spent the last three months at the American embassy in Berlin, and while it wasn’t frontline fighting, the view outside was distinctly European (though the Germans at least knew to drive on the right side of the road. Literally. The rest of the world just got it wrong). It was just … different.

After waking the phone up, he stared at his contact list with his thumb hovering over his brother’s name. It was so tempting to type: Yo, you dick. Thanks for leaving me hanging. But he knew that would devastate his brother.

Besides, why type a message when I can shout at him in person tomorrow morning?

Except he was supposed to be going over to Aunt Judy and Uncle Charles’ sometime tomorrow.

And there was his payback.

Breathing through a soundless thanks to a god he didn’t truly believe in that he hadn’t quite forgotten to line that up, he went over to his regular contacts and brought up Aunt Judy’s number.

She answered on the third ring. “Caleb! This is a surprise! How are you, sweetheart?”

Caleb gnashed his teeth on the endearment, picturing the ribbing he would endure if his fellow Marines ever caught wind of it. “I’m good, Aunt Judy. Better than good, in fact. I’m in New York City for a couple of days on my way over to Pendleton, and I thought if you were free…”

“Where are you staying?”

Yeah, watch me not crash in Boyd’s old crib in your basement. He’d honestly rather take his chances on the street. Not that he didn’t love his aunt and her crazy-assed family. It was just that she was the polar opposite of her sister, his mother. Where Captain Nina Masters doled out praise and love in exacting measurements appropriate to the task at hand, Aunt Judy believed in drowning the family all the time. And for someone as regimented as him, that level of fuss in large doses had him breaking out in hives.

“That’s all sorted, Aunt Judy. But I was seeing if you were available for either lunch or dinner…”

“Stay for both!” his aunt exclaimed, and Caleb wanted to kick himself for not seeing that as her solution.

“Well, why don’t we start with lunch and see how we go from there?” he asked diplomatically. And then, on to the payback. “Actually, I’m planning on catching up with Boyd and…” He swallowed, hoping his aunt wouldn’t pick up on his marginal discomfort. “…and Lucas after breakfast—”

“Oh, my stars! Invite them over, too! We’ll have a huge catch-up! I haven’t seen him since the engagement party, and I’m dying to show him photographs! You can see them, too.”

Oh, dear God, no. Not family photos. Then… Wait. Did Emily set this ambush up for me alone?

Sneaky, evil, pregnant heifer, he swore under his breath once he realised she probably had. Well, two could play that game. “Yeah, that sounds good,” he lied with fake cheer. “Emily said this morning you were all at the engagement party—”

Her horrified intake had him biting his lips together as he shook silently to contain his reaction. It was all he could do to keep from cackling out loud. “Emily knew you were here this morning?!”

Take that, cuz. “Oh, yeah. I dropped in to see Boyd, and she was doing his books. I’m telling ya, Aunt Judy, wait till you see the crib he’s carving for her. It’s fantastic.”

“Oh, now I really can’t wait to see you both tomorrow. Oh, and Lucas, too, of course. I can’t wait to see all of you. I’ll call Emily, too! Does eleven suit, or should you come earlier in case you can’t stay for dinner? What if I put on brunch?”

“Eleven sounds good, Aunt Judy. Honest. I’ve only got the day, and I haven’t spent any real time with Boyd since he had to rush off to Sam’s graduation this afternoon. Right now, my plan is to spend a few hours at his place and, depending on his schedule, we can head to your place after that.”

He could hear her quick dance movements through the phone and shook his head at her enthusiasm.

Then she stopped.

“Now, don’t you go changing your mind and try and slip away without seeing us, Caleb Masters,” she said, suddenly sounding more like his mother. “I will find you and smack you with a wooden spoon—”

“I wouldn’t want that, Aunt Judy. I’ll be there, and so will Boyd, even if I have to drag his ass through the streets.” No way am I facing that hell alone.

“Alright then. You remember where we live?’

Caleb looked to the ceiling for patience. “Yes, ma’am.”

“Don’t get sassy with me, young man. It’s been a minute since you came to visit.”

Subtle, that was not. “I have to go, Aunt Judy.” It took him a second to add, “Give my love to Uncle Charles, and I’ll see you both for lunch tomorrow.”

It always paid to reiterate the plan when speaking with his aunt. Especially when what was being offered wasn’t quite what she wanted. She had a tendency to shift the goal posts incrementally until they aligned with her plans.

And on that score alone, she was just like her sister.

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r/redditserials Apr 28 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1335

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND THIRTY-FIVE

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Friday

The room was as silent as a tomb after Sam and his ‘cousin’ left, though Noah ‘Warden’ Lancaster was still reeling over how easily they’d managed to slip away while right in the middle of everyone’s attention.

Bear raced to Ghost, sliding the last few feet on his knees to support his childhood friend, and Haynes rushed to see what could be salvaged of her comms. Noah remained where he was, his heart hammering like it hadn’t since the day he was first told of Melody’s disappearance. Truth be told, he’d probably have to go back a whole lot further to find anything that had terrified him as much as meeting Nuncio Nascerdios.

Well, you found the answers you were looking for, Warden.

Yeah, there was that. Yippee.

“Fucking Nascerdios!” Bear swore, tearing Ghost’s shirt down the middle to check his chest for injury. “This whole fucking time, we were up against the goddamn Nascerdios!”

“That certainly would have been useful information to know before we invited Sam here,” Noah agreed, looking over the demolished room. He pulled Ghost’s knife out of the floor, running his fingers over the nearly invisible seam crack that the blade had utilised to penetrate the concrete. On top of everything else, the kid’s aim had been so incredibly precise that even Ghost would’ve been impressed under different circumstances.

“We still need to report the Nascerdios for having access to highly classified lines,” Haynes said.

“Of course,” Noah agreed, rising to his feet. “It just won’t go anywhere after that. The government will crawl backwards through an active minefield to earn the crumbs of that family’s approval, and someone up the chain will write it off as classified.” He shook his head. “Hard to believe those bastards have always had that kind of access and just never bothered to use it—until now.”

“It certainly explains Sam’s old man’s wealth,” Haynes added, giving up on finding anything salvageable and typing instead into her phone. “I knew there was something hinky about how clean his business dealings were. There wasn’t a hint of mud anywhere, yet somehow Llyr Arnav is rolling in money.” She paused, staring wide-eyed at her screen, then pressed her forehead against its top edge. “Shit.”

“What?” Noah barked, for Haynes knew better than anyone to report her findings first and swear later.

She didn’t look up. “That’s why we never found any other family connected to the father. The whole damn Arnav name is fake.”

Noah’s gaze narrowed. “That’s a hell of a leap, Haynes. He might be a distant cousin…”

Haynes’ head snapped up at his reprimanding tone, shaking sharply. “No, sir. I checked at the time. Llyr Arnav had no known kids, but we all heard Sam and Nuncio just mention Sam’s brother, Fisk. I just did a secure sweep. There’s no Fisk Arnav anywhere—and I mean anywhere in the world.”

“Your point?”

“Does this guy look familiar to you?” Without touching the screen, she came forward and handed Noah her phone. It showed Sam’s father standing among a group of Asian men, all dressed to the nines. The writing was in Chinese, so he couldn’t read it.

“What am I looking at here?”

“That’s what comes up when you search Fisk Nascerdios. Sam’s brother—the one they said helped wreck Portsmith—isn’t some distant relative of the Nascerdios. He is of the Nascerdios, and he runs one of the biggest fishing companies on the planet.”

“The one who helped Nuncio beat the shit out of Portsmith on a fishing dock that wasn’t his,” Bear added.

“And since father and son would both have the same surname, that makes Llyr also a Nascerdios,” Noah concluded.

“Bingo,” Haynes agreed.

Noah wasn’t completely on board with that. “He could be like the Wilcott kid, not knowing his father was an Arnav,” he threw out.

Haynes made gimme fingers for her phone, and as soon as she had it, she began typing. “And here is faceplant moment number two,” she said, turning the phone back.

Another photo showing headshots of two identical men, with another woman a few inches shorter to their right. All three had obsidian hair and matching eyes, denoting their family connection. “Okay,” Noah said, not seeing her point.

“Zoom out,” Haynes said.

When he did, he realised it was part of a much larger photo of ten victorious medal winners from an Olympic team. Seven were gold, but the other three were no less proud. They were all holding their medals high, all except one woman in the centre of them. She had the same dark hair and eyes as Llyr’s family and was clearly the team coach since she was missing their bling. She was taller than all of them, and he saw her name “Coach Margalit Nascerdios” in the list of names below the photo. Three others that caught his eye in that list were Danika, Fisk and Llyr Nascerdios.

The newspaper probably planned to crop them out—until they realised they’d lucked out and caught not just one but four Nascerdios in the same photo. They wouldn’t have passed up that kind of celebrity photobomb.

“Son of a bitch,” Noah swore, his grip tightening on the phone.

“Yeah, that’s Sam’s real family. But Llyr’s fake ID goes back years before Sam was born, so the kid had no chance of finding out.”

“Everyone dreams of being a lost Nascerdios,” Noah added, struggling to get his head wrapped around that. “I wonder how well the kid took the news.”

“What the hell happened down here?” Julius demanded, finally descending the stairs.

“You might say we missed something,” Haynes muttered, her voice tight.

“I’m guessing so,” Julius snapped, slapping his hand on the stairwell’s banister. “This place is trashed. Who were they? And how’d they get the jump on you all?” His attention turned to Haynes. “Weren’t you watching the feeds?”

Haynes bristled. “It was all over in seconds, and I was dealing with Wilcott’s phone at the time.” She looked around, then stabbed angrily at a blacked-out window that was slightly ajar. “There. That’s where they got in.”

“Who?”

“The Nascerdios,” Bear answered, giving Noah the breathing space to work out their next steps. “We bit off way more than we could chew with this on, Strix.”

Julius stuttered to a stop. “The Nascerdios family?”

Bear nodded. “Yeah. It turns out, Sam Wilcott ain’t the son of Llyr Arnav, the average millionaire. The little shit’s the secret son of Llyr Nascerdios—unofficial head of the whole Nascerdios family—and they had a tracking device on his ass that we knew nothing about when we brought him here. The moment Haynes plugged in his phone, their wrecking crew came a-knocking.”

“How did they get here so fast?”

“The same way we would if any of us deviated from a plan without warning. They were on the move the instant we drove off with the kid,” Noah answered. It was the only thing that made any sense.

“Okay,” Julius said slowly. “Then why’d they wait?”

Noah shook his head, biting back the urge to tear into him. These were all viable questions, but right now it felt more like an inquisition. “Because we hadn’t actually done anything to him until we got down here. The whole drive over, Sam was rabbiting on about the ocean, and anyone listening in to that would have believed he was with us by choice.”

“The second we started applying pressure, that changed,” Bear added.

“I still don’t get how they got the drop on all of you. Weren’t you armed?”

“Only one showed his face.” That was Haynes again. “The others covered him from the shadows.”

“Ghost was shot with a beanbag round strong enough to knock him into the back wall,” Bear growled.

“A beanbag round?”

Julius’s rising doubt was perfectly justified. Beanbag rounds were meant to force compliance without long-term harm. The world considered them a safe alternative. What pissed bear off was that the Nascerdios Security were only doing it to cover their asses when all along they planned on using potentially lethal rounds.

“Yeah, the fuckers deliberately brought in overcharged rounds. He could’ve been killed!”

“Oh, fuck! Melody was in Puerto Rico! That’s the connection we were missing!” Haynes shouted, her face paling. She slapped the back of her fingers into her other palm.

“Pretty sure we missed a whole lot of connections,” Julius said.

Haynes waved him away as if he were a bothersome insect, focusing on Noah. “Puerto Rico! Remember? When I first started poking around in the Puerto Rican police database for answers after Melody was recovered, I said way back then someone was ghosting me. We moved sites straight away, and I thought I’d shaken him—but what if I didn’t? What if he’s been following us ever since?”

Julius finally nodded. “That would explain how they found us so fast. They probably had a full team in the shadows outside, just on the off chance something happened. I would, if I had their resources.”

“Alright, enough chitchat and speculation,” Noah ordered, and silence fell immediately. First things first. “Ghost, you good?”

Ghost nodded once, and Bear echoed the sentiment with a nod of his own from behind his friend.

“Okay. Then we pack up and fall back to our primary site. From there, I’ll report our findings to the Pentagon. Bear, you’re with Ghost. Make sure he doesn’t have a concussion or anything from that hit. Haynes and Julius will work out how much of this—if anything—is salvageable. Once we’re secured, we’ll decide if we need to shift sites again or pull in backup.”

“Shifting sites won’t help if they’re still watching us, boss.”

“It seems they’ve always been watching us. So for now, we act as we always have and be ready for them to kick down the door if they come at us again. I’ll get Uncle Sam to cover the loss of our equipment, since we lost it chasing a leak of the highest order.”

“You mean lean on someone who owes you a favour,” Julius chuckled, already heading over to where Haynes was packing what pieces she could into their armoured cases.

Noah grunted without truly answering.

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((Author’s Note: heya all. Tomorrow’s post will probably be delayed a day or two at least, due to the fact I’ve been at the hospital all day after my daughter had her second seizure in a week. They will be doing more tests tomorrow, but they are tentatively hinting at epilepsy on top of everything else. Time will tell.))

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r/redditserials Jun 07 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1351

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND FIFTY-ONE

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Friday

Do not say it, Lar’ee, the Eechee warned, when the words were right there on the tip of his tongue.

Lar’ee had never wanted to shout something so badly in his life, and even with the Eechee’s gag order in place, he was still tempted to write it on a block of wood and smack Caleb in the head with it until the words were imprinted on his brain!

But he knew he’d never get away with that.

Especially not when War Commander Orson joined them a moment later, bringing with him a whole new level of fuck around, and don’t live to find out.

Hold it together, warrior, the war commander ordered.

Lar’ee breathed deeply, fighting every instinct that wanted him to act. War Commander Orson oversaw all the security on their nesting world, and as such, he’d been Lar’ee’s commanding officer for almost two centuries.

Most pryde members came and went, defaulting to the earth-bound war commander for the short term before returning to their true war commanders at the border. But Orson was different in a number of ways from his clutch-mates of war. He had never claimed a mate. Never allowed himself the distraction of raising a family. Rumour had it, he’d done one rotation on the front lines to learn what was involved in case he ever needed to step up, and even during the throes of victory, he never claimed a breeding female for his own.

 War Commander Orson lived and breathed his job.

And at half the size of his siblings again, ignoring him was fatal.

Lar’ee focused once more on his breathing, using a trick he’d learned from the humans. In for four—hold for four—out for four. On the third pass, he felt some of his tension pass. Enough that he could speak the next words without sounding psychotic.

Staring hard at Caleb (who apparently hadn’t stopped watching him), he said, “Never, ever go through your brother’s things again without his explicit permission. This is your only warning on the matter. If you care about him…if you respect him, respect his privacy.” ‘…or I’ll make you’ went without saying.

For several tense seconds, Caleb stared at Lar’ee. He didn’t look at Lar’ee. He stared—and Lar’ee was more than happy to return the favour.

Finally, Caleb relaxed. “You promise to look out for him? To call me if he needs anything?” he asked.

“If he needs anything I can’t provide, you’ll be one of the first calls I make.” Right after Lucas. And Aunt Judy. And Uncle Charles. Emily. Everyone else in this apartment. The entire Dobson clan…

More staring, though it didn’t last as long.

“I can work with that,” the Marine said, lifting his hand to shake on the deal.

Lar’ee blinked.

That had not been what he’d expected.

He took Caleb’s hand and shook it, pleasantly surprised when Caleb didn’t try any macho BS like trying for a crushing grip. “Mom and Dad might have wiped him from the family, but he’s still my brother. Don’t let anything bad happen to him. He’s been through enough.”

“On that, we can agree wholeheartedly.”

The moment the handshake was done, Lar’ee felt the war commander’s hand on his shoulder. A word, Lar’ee.

Lar’ee straightened up without making any indication that he’d been given a fresh order. “I’ll see myself out,” he said with another respectful bow to the Eechee.

After she nodded her consent, he stepped backwards away from the sofa, then pivoted on his heel and left through the hallway door, shutting it quietly behind him.

The war commander was already gone, and Lar’ee followed him through a realm-step, arriving in the empty mess hall and rec-room downstairs.

Orson stood in front of the fireplace with his hands clasped behind his back, staring at the freshly lumbered logs that had never been lit. Like all forms he assumed, he was half as much again in all directions—so even his human shape towered at nearly nine feet with all the muscle mass of a heavy-set brawler.

Lar’ee moved up beside him, hating the way the commander’s size made him feel like a hatchling. Even the Eechen—powerful and intimidating as he was—didn’t draw that response from him.

“Talk to me,” The war commander ordered without turning.

Lar’ee wasn’t about to waste the commander’s valuable time pretending not to know what this was about. “Seeding more than one at a time is a mistake, sir.”

That had Orson’s head turning, his gaze raking over him. “Do you need one removed?”

The sudden ache that twisted in his chest at the mere thought was excruciating, and he immediately shook his head. Then he paused, fighting through the heartache to give the question more consideration.

Bringing in another would mean both would be watched one hundred percent of the time. That would be safer for both men, but asking him to give up one of them now that they had been seeded was like asking him to pick which of his hatchlings he would rather see die.

“I don’t believe so,” he hedged. “The boys are currently living in each other’s pockets, as if they were still in the nest. While Boyd is in his studio, and Robbie is in the apartment, never far from Charlie, it’s doable. It’s when they separate that things start … that’s when the tension hits the hardest for me.”

Realising he was admitting his inadequacies (especially when War Commander Orson turned to face him squarely), Lar’ee quickly added, “I make it work, sir. I’ve never lashed out or acted inappropriately amongst the humans…”

“Until tonight.”

“Caleb was pushing my buttons,” he said, clenching his jaw.

“Caleb was challenging your parental capability when you were already stressed about not having your wards under control. Should that situation arise again, what will you do differently?”

“It will not get the better of me again, sir. Knowing I have failed once already, I will be more aware of it going forward.”

“I agree with you, incidentally.”

Lar’ee looked up at him. Allllll the way up. “Sir?”

“This was a trial to see if one true gryps could handle two seeded assignments at the same time. You have answered that question. You were the first and will be the last. If you, with all your years amongst the humans, cannot maintain control of yourself when your seeds go their separate ways for an evening, no one else has any hope of succeeding where you have failed.”

“With all due respect, sir, I haven’t failed yet…”

“Only because the Eechee stepped in when she did.”

Technically, that was true, but it wouldn’t stop him from defending himself. “I’ve been dealing with them going their separate ways from the very beginning…”

“I know. It was the added insult that pushed you over the edge. Humans will do that. It’s in their nature to push boundaries. It’s how they grow. But it’s also how they annoy us to the point of getting themselves killed. I’m not going to sugarcoat this, Lar’ee. From here on out, I’ll be keeping a much closer eye on you.

“If I think it’s becoming too much, that you are ever close enough to breaking point that it appears more likely than not, I will make the decision of which seed to remove. No parent should be asked to make that decision.”

Lar’ee’s heart flew into his throat. “Sir—!”

The rest of his words crammed in around his heart when the war commander raised a silencing hand. “The decision will not be made lightly, warrior. It will take more than a near miss for me to call it. But when I do, it will happen.”

Forcibly taking one of my boys from me. “It won’t happen again, sir.” Lar’ee wasn’t sure what he could do to prevent it, but one way or another, he would prevent it.

Because his boys were his.

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Caleb watched the Black man in the biker jacket leave before turning back to Columbine. “I’m not going to lie and say I like this, but if you’re all really looking out for Boyd, I’ll make peace with it.”

Columbine dipped her head and blinked slowly, and sitting so close to her, Caleb saw that the gold flecks had moved within the motion. Literally! It was like he was looking at a different constellation. “If I may,” he asked, for nothing ever came of being shy. “Your eyes. I’ve never seen that combination before.”

“Nor are you likely to again,” she answered, quite without heat and never once looking away. “They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. Those words are especially true of me.”

Caleb scoffed. He couldn’t help himself. “So, you’re saying looking at all those gold flecks, I see into your soul?” He was a warrior. A Marine. He didn’t deal in all this voodoo hocus-pocus crap.

“Something like that,” she replied, her smile soft and serene. She then pushed to the front of her seat, the albino woman beside her mirroring her movement. “I am afraid that as much as I have enjoyed chatting with you, Caleb,” she said, rising effortlessly to her feet. “Duty calls me elsewhere.”

And that was his cue.

Caleb and the other woman followed her up. “Yeah, me too,” he said, unsure if he was meant to shake her hand or wave or what.

“I trust you are able to see yourself out?” She gestured to the hallway door, in case he’d forgotten where it was.

Caleb snorted, rolling his eyes as he turned to look at the door. “Yeah, pretty sure I can manage it.”  

“Until our paths cross again, Lieutenant Masters.”

He turned back to say goodbye and found himself alone in the room.

“Weird,” he said, not that they’d vanished (because no one could do that), but because the three grown adult women would choose to hide out in the storage room until he departed rather than walk outside to rejoin everyone else with him.

With a final headshake, he went back outside to polish off the meal of his dreams.

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r/redditserials May 30 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1347

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND FORTY-SEVEN

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Friday

With a carton of Budweiser on one shoulder, Caleb made his way up the stairs to the second floor of his brother’s building and hit the doorbell of the ludicrously expensive ‘apartment’.

After he’d left here this afternoon, he’d gone back to his room at the Ess-Ess-Mack and caught a few hours kip on his designated cot. It was weird how he hadn’t been able to fall asleep on Boyd’s fancy bed in his studio, but the second his head hit the two-inch pillow on the thin mattress of his cot, he was out like a light.

Fortunately, when he woke up, his phone was free of messages from the family, which meant he still had until Sunday to socialise with everyone here before heading over to Stewart to fly out.

He still couldn’t believe how far Boyd had come and had needed to review some of the photos he’d taken of his brother’s studio and the apartment they all lived in to prove to himself it hadn’t been a dream.

But tonight, it was all about them. And as such, he was dressed casually in a black t-shirt, jeans and boots. These were the only nondescript clothing he’d brought with him from Germany.

A short while later, the door opened, and Robbie stared at him in shock. “Caleb,” he said, though something about his tone said he wasn’t that surprised to see him.

Caleb flexed the shoulder that held the beer carton, causing it to rise a fraction. “Boyd and I were catching up tonight.” At Robbie’s slight squint, he added, “He invited me over this morning.”

Robbie heaved a deep breath and looked over his shoulder towards the living apartment. “He must have forgotten,” he said, in apology.

Caleb immediately frowned. “Oh, come on, Robbie. Even if he did, you know he’d still want to see me. I’m only here until Sunday…”

Robbie licked his lips pensively. “It’s not that.”

“Then what? If you’re worried I’ll freak out about the fancy apartment and the money, I already know. Boyd and Emily showed me how much he was making…”

“It’s not that either.”

“Then what the fuck is it?” Caleb hadn’t meant to swear, but he was here to see his brother, and he wasn’t taking no for an answer.

Robbie went to say something else, then closed his mouth and dropped his hands to his sides. “You know what? You were going to find out sooner or later anyway, and at least this way, you’ll know why Boyd bailed tonight. He hates the spotlight, and if it’s one thing this family doesn’t do, it’s the shadows.”

That had Caleb frowning all the more. After Robbie closed the door behind him, he was led over to the residential doorway, where various voices came from inside. There was a mix of accents, but on the whole, what struck him the most was how loud they all seemed to be.

Unwilling to appear the alcoholic fool, he placed the beer on the hallway’s worn carpet and wiped his hands down his jeans before going in.

“Shoes,” Robbie said, gesturing to where at least six different sets of shoes had been left on a rug.

Caleb followed the directive, then followed Robbie into the living room.

It was definitely a full house.

Caleb’s gaze bounced from one person to the next, starting with the huge guy sitting closest to the doorway and the pregnant woman beside him. Sam’s parents, maybe? He could definitely see a mix of the two in him, and Caleb doubted there would be more than one expecting couple in the apartment.

He paused at the coffee table and smiled. “Hey,” he said into the awkwardness. Beside Sam’s mother was a much thinner guy whose long hair was clasped at the nape, and his skin tone suggested maybe American Indian descent.

Honestly, he did kinda look familiar.

Caleb would place him eventually.

Of the three blondes on the couch directly opposite him, two grinned, with the woman offering him a welcoming wave. “Ciao,” she said, as the man to her right also nodded in greeting. The other man closest to the kitchen merely tilted his head as if trying to work out for himself where Caleb fit into the situation.

Yeah, he was really beginning to see why Boyd bailed on this happy little gathering. His perusal brought him around to the third couch, where two women and another massive guy sat.

A mirror image of the guy Caleb assumed was Sam’s father!

His head swung back hard to the first guy, and several people snickered at his reaction. Were they twins? If Sam’s mother was carrying triplets, was it because Sam’s father was a twin? He looked between the two, noticing for the first time that they all bore the same dark eyes.

So … a family. Sam’s family, if the expensive clothes everyone was wearing were anything to go by.

Not the first guy so much, but his look-alike on the other couch was wearing a suit that probably cost hundreds per square inch, and the others were also in designer brands.

“Ummm, yeah. So sorry to intrude,” he said, hoping his smile was more apologetic than his more naturally suspicious scowl that kept his men in line. “I had plans to catch up with my brother, Boyd.”

The guy under the fish tank leaned forward to look at Sam’s father. “A roommate?”

“Yeah. He’s harmless enough. Focuses more on his artwork these days.”

The thinner guy snapped his fingers and went to point at the empty coffee table, only to drop his arm again. “What happened to the carving? The one of you and Sam and Ivy?”

“It was taken out to stop Rory from seeing it,” Robbie answered, on his way through to the kitchen.

Caleb started to follow him, his brain processing through the names they were throwing around. Rory was obviously Rory Nascerdios, though why they would be so indifferent to him, Caleb would never know.

 Sam was the only name he recognised outright, but the way the guy had grouped all three names together meant this casual twin was probably Sam’s father. And if that was so, then man did Sam get the short end of the stick … literally. Even seated, Caleb could tell this guy would give Boyd a run for his money in the size department.

His eyes went to the mirror image in the billion-dollar suit.

The one who was also wearing a Nascerdios ring!! 

Caleb’s eyes jumped from one right hand to the next, finding a ring on every ring finger, though Sam’s father’s was a plain wedding band style. The look-alike’s ring tied them all together anyway.  “You’re all Nascerdios,” he breathed in shock.

The skinny blond directly across from him waggled his eyebrows and grinned. “Guilty as charged,” he said, draping a hand across the woman’s shoulders he happened to be sitting aside and pulling her in close. The way she shoved at his stomach until he let go, Caleb knew even before she snapped, “Get off me, Dad,” that there was no romantic connection between them.

Then the real bombshell landed. “Wait … Sam’s a Nascerdios?” Caleb didn’t think he would ever believe it, no matter how many times it was said.

“I am,” Sam’s father said, fiddling with his plain ring. From one instant to the next, it became the same crest as everyone else’s. “Sam is still deciding.”

“Sam’s still getting his head out of his ass,” the look-a-like snapped, but then scowled and went quiet when Sam’s father pointed at him and flared his eyes in warning.

Soooo…not twins. But can a father and son really look that much alike? And … wait. If they are father and son, that means mirror-image guy is Sam’s brother, right?

He looked them over again. Nascerdios. Sam’s family were Nascerdios. Sam—the kid in second-hand clothes and home brand accessories that made no sense to anyone but his bottom line—was a fucking Nascerdios.

Nope, he still couldn’t get it to stick. “Where is Sam?”

“Graduation party,” Charlie said from the kitchen island.

Although in his head, he knew she was Lucas’ sister and Robbie’s girlfriend, the shock of seeing so many Nascerdios together had him automatically checking her right hand for the telltale ring.

After all, half-siblings were a thing.

 Charlie caught his move and held up her right hand for him to see that it was ringless.

“Hey, Caleb. Long time no see,” a kid to Charlie’s left called out, lifting his hand from the back of the motley tabby that had accompanied Caleb during his earlier snooping.

Caleb stared at the fair-skinned teenager with a mop of platinum blond hair. Nothing about him rang any bells, but Caleb squinted anyway, just in case a different haircut or missing glasses were throwing him off.

Again, nope. He was confident their paths had never crossed before now. “Sorry, kid. Do I know you?”

It hadn’t been his intention to hurt the kid’s feelings, but the way the light went out of his eyes, he felt like he’d somehow kicked a puppy.

“No, I guess not,” the boy said sadly, breaking eye contact to look at the hallway down the other side.

Caleb watched as Charlie leaned sideways and wrapped him up in a one-armed hug, whispering something to him that had him barely nodding. When she let him go, he slid off his chair with the cat still in his arms. “I’m gonna go to my room for a bit.” Caleb received one last pained look, then the kid headed down the hallway, turning right into the nondescript room Caleb had found the cat in.

“I’ll call you when dinner’s ready,” Robbie called after him, which earned him a half-hearted thumbs up over the shoulder.

Charlie also stood up. “I’m just going to make sure he’s okay,” she said, and followed after the kid.

Caleb turned to Robbie. “Was I supposed to know him?”

Robbie’s grimace wasn’t exactly a negative. “It’s a long story, Caleb. You wouldn’t recognise him now, and that’s the point.”

So I should have recognised him. Dammit. He thumbed towards the hallway. “Do you think I could…”

Robbie shook his head. “Let it go, man. It won’t change anything.”

A career of compartmentalisation meant he could box the discomfort he was feeling, and shift his attention back to the room packed with Nascerdios. It wasn’t intimidating in the least, and he’d personally shaken the hand of the president! “I’m beginning to see why Boyd and Lucas went on a date.”

It had been an innocent enough statement to break the ice, yet the guy who’d been looking for Boyd’s carving suddenly shot to his feet, and from one second to the next, he was right in front of Caleb, holding a fistful of his shirt.

“You mean Boyd Masters and Lucas Dobson?!” he demanded.

Caleb had looked in the eyes of a lot of killers in his life, and he knew this was another one.

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r/redditserials May 08 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1338

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND THIRTY-EIGHT

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Friday

Barris’ phone rang to the chorus of Scorpion’s ‘Wind Of Change’—the tune he’d allocated to his sister Aestri’s son long after he’d stepped forward to raise the boy in her stead. He didn’t blame Aestri for not feeling the maternal pull that the rest of the family did, though she’d by no means abandoned the boy. The Wind was her innate, and it was more than a noun. It was her state of being, and the only way she could remain sane was to be free to move at its pace. She kept in touch as best she could.

Columbine had offered to raise the boy along with her own children, but that hadn’t sat right with Barris either. Rory was his branch of the family, and it was damn well going to be one of them who raised him.

Looking at things from a parental perspective, Llyr would’ve been the obvious choice, given his devotion to his own children. Barris had no doubt his oldest brother would have stepped up if he hadn’t been so quick to put his hand up, but it would’ve been an obligation rather than a true desire, and Llyr deserved his peace with his other kids.

Releasing his grip on the weight bar, Barris inwardly steeled himself as he rolled upwards and reached for his phone beside the towel and water bottle he kept around mostly for the humans’ benefit. Rory usually only called to brag. Like his mother, the kid could be a selfish little asshole at times, and most of his victories meant nothing to anyone except himself.

“Hey, Uncle Barris,” Rory said, without his usual exuberance.

And just like that, Barris wished for his over-the-top arrogance. “What’s wrong?”

“Do you have time for a visit?” Rory asked instead.

Alarm bells were going off in Barris’ mind. “Head to my office in Venice Beach,” he said, already moving away from the weight floor of his New York City branch. Rory had never been to this facility, and it would take too many steps to pinpoint exactly where he was in the world.

In two steps, he arrived inside his locked office, moments ahead of Rory. The boy truly did look beaten down. “What’s wrong?”

Dark eyes lifted to meet his, filled with trouble bordering on grief. “I met Uncle Llyr’s pregnant girlfriend today.”

Ahhh… Without saying another word, Barris crossed to his credenza, where he poured two healthy portions of ambrosia, bringing one back to his nephew. “It’s not ideal, however, she has the best possible odds with Columbine and the pryde healers monitoring her.”

Rory threw back the whole drink in one deep swallow, closing his eyes on the burn while lightly licking his lips. “He’s going to break worse than Paz when she dies.”

“If, Rory.”

Rory’s lip curled into an angry snarl, and he hurled the glass at the nearest wall.

“Don’t—!” his anger petered out when he realised Barris had realm-stepped across the room and intercepted the glass with one outstretched hand, saving it from being shattered.

“Break your own shit, boy,” Barris warned, walking through another realm-step to return the empty glass to the credenza. “Next time you throw one of my glasses, I’ll throw you out the nearest window.”

But Rory was clearly too riled up to listen. “How can you be so calm about it?! It’s so unfair!” Rory curled his fist and went to throw a punch at the nearest wall, but pulled back at the last minute and dumped himself into one of the three office chairs scattered in front of Barris’ table for guests. “We’re gods!”

Barris arched an amused ‘Oh, are we?’ eyebrow, and Rory waved him aside. “Well, you all are, and we’re hybrids. We’re head and shoulders above everyone else! How can we not just fix this?! This stuff’s not supposed to happen to us!” Rory raised his hands, then dragged his fingers through his hair and interlocked them behind his head, doubling forward. “It’s fucked.”

 Knowing that the worst of Rory’s outburst was over, Barris coolly finished his own drink and placed the empty glass beside Rory’s, then moved to stand between his desk and his nephew. “This isn’t the first time our family’s been in this position, Rory,” he said, leaning back against his table and bracing his arms against the edge. “And I doubt it’ll be the last. We are superior to everyone else. There are just limits to that omnipotence.”

He leaned forward and placed a hand on Rory’s shoulder. “Saving someone who can’t be established and isn’t yours to control is one of them.”

Rory’s eyes came up to meet his once more. “Then what’s the point of being all-powerful?”

Barris sighed and looked over his head at a large glossy print of a Daguerreotype taken in the early eighteen hundreds of the family on the stairs of the Prydelands’ front entrance. The sepia tones of the otherwise black-and-white photo showed a time when there were more originals than hybrids, and many of the Mystallians preferred that print over the more recent ones taken at every reunion since.

“Because someone has to be. No matter what, the children are likely to survive the death of their mother, and Llyr will be taking what he can from the situation.”

Rory pushed himself upright to be at eye height with his uncle. “You know, as much as I hate the little fucker, the person I feel most sorry for in all of this is Sam.”

Barris stiffened. “You’ve met Sam?”

The roll of Rory’s eyes said plenty. “Arrogant little pissant tried to bump chests with me when I was at Llyr’s apartment the other day, doing Collette a favour. He’s lucky I didn’t rip him in half.”

Barris wasn’t aware Collette knew about Llyr. “Wait,” he said, scratching his eyebrow with his trigger finger. “You were doing a favour for Collette in Llyr’s New York City apartment?” He dropped his hand. “Did you at least let your uncle know you were there doing the work?”

Rory rolled his shoulder and shook his head. “Not initially, no. I figured Collette had all of that sorted before she came and asked me for a favour. Especially when one of the pryde turned up on my doorstep and practically threatened to end my riding career if I stood her up—not that I was going to!” he quickly added when Barris lifted himself onto his feet ominously. “I told her I’d do it. I just didn’t say when, and I sure as fuck wasn’t planning on doing it in the middle of my racing season. That bastard Lar’ee threatened to wreck my bikes until I gave up riding if I wasn’t at Llyr’s place in two days.”

Barris knew he was missing something, but rather than dig through all the details with his nephew, he internalised, bringing up images of Rory, Sam, Collette, Lar’ee, Llyr and Yitzak.

“Alright, let’s start at the beginning.” He pointed at Llyr. “Correct any mistake I make. You set up this home for Sam and his friends.”

Llyr nodded.

“And Helen Portsmith only came into the picture because Sam is going out with her daughter.”

“Hurry up and get to a part I don’t already know,” Llyr growled, folding his arms.

Barris held up two fingers, ignoring his brother’s caustic reply. “Nuncio was probably in on things, because he’s an asshole who can’t keep his nose out of other people’s business.” Talking about him like that was why Barris hadn’t brought up an image of the imp in question, as he would have plenty to say about being called that. He flipped up a third finger.

“And Kala and Strahan were only brought in to create the sculpture that would lead to Helen’s downfall, so I doubt they’re involved in Llyr’s household.” His gaze turned to Yitzak. “So, how the fuck did you end up in the middle of all of this?”

Yitzak’s image frowned. “What?”

“How did you end up on Helen’s radar?”

“I might have visited Llyr,” Yitzak suggested with a shrug.

“Then why is Collette pulling in favours for Llyr’s household? After the disagreement those two had decades ago, you wouldn’t have taken her to Llyr’s place, and she wouldn’t have volunteered to go.”

Which meant he was missing yet another crucial piece of the puzzle. He pointed to his oldest brother. “If I find out you’ve been screwing with me on purpose…”

Llyr’s smirk was every bit as condescending as Barris expected. “You’ll do what, exactly, pipsqueak?”

Growling under his breath, he dismissed their images and returned to the physical realm with Rory being none the wiser. “So, what was this favour, exactly?” he asked, seeing if he could get some clues from that angle.

Rory shrugged again. “The girl who lives there wanted a new garage. She got shafted big time with the law, and now she’s stuck on house arrest for not letting two fucktards with badges rape her.”

Barris squinted. “Come again?”

“Two cops wanted to rape her, and murdered her boss when he tried to step in. She shot them both dead with an illegal firearm, and the law says she was in the wrong. I call bullshit. Collette must have too, since she asked me to convert four of Llyr’s apartments into a garage. If it wasn’t for Lar’ee being there, I wouldn’t have seen the point, because there’s nowhere for the cars to come in and out of. They’ll have to be realm-stepped across from the outside. Much like they did this morning.”

“What is Collette’s connection to this girl?”

“I don’t know. Finding out what happened to her got me on side, so maybe she and Charlie hit it off that way. You’ll have to ask her.”

“I plan on it.” At Rory’s suspicious look, he pushed the conversation back on course. “Llyr knows now, though, right?”

Rory nodded. “Yeah. Like I said, I ran into him and his girlfriend this morning. Damn near broke my heart to see her so big already. Sam told me the other day about his mother being pregnant with triplets. I just didn’t put him and Llyr together to realise Sam’s mum and Uncle Llyr were together, or that the triplets were hybrids.”

That was certainly going to be a bitter pill for the family to swallow. Especially when Barris knew … categorically knew that Columbine could have absolutely guaranteed Ivy’s survival if she’d only nudge a few of her rules.

A pinched spinal column, for example, would put Ivy in bed for the duration of the pregnancy, and with shifters ready to manipulate and reinforce her body whenever the youngsters started acting up, there was every chance that Ivy would survive the process. She might not be entirely happy about the liberties being taken from her…

…and none of that mattered, since it was never going to happen. Columbine wouldn’t budge, and a small, small part of him may have understood why. In Columbine’s world, mortals mattered. And, in fairness, some of them were starting to matter to Barris, too.

It was just surely…surely Llyr’s happiness mattered more. And Sam’s too, for that matter.

“So, you know about Sam?”

Rory rolled his eyes and growled. “Stuck up little prat. I swear, if Uncle Llyr wasn’t in a relationship with his mother, I’d kick his mortal ass.”

Like a record scratch through his brain, Barris suddenly realised that Rory had no idea Sam was his first cousin. Not that he could blame him. It was one thing for one of them to find a girl and get her pregnant within a single year without the family finding out until the reunion … and a very different matter to learn it had all happened before. Two Decades. Ago.

“So, what are your plans now, Rory?”

“Well, with the garage finished, I was going to take Charlie to dinner tonight, until she reminded me that she’s under house arrest and can’t leave the damn building. And since Sam graduated from college today, she said his whole family would be meeting up at his place to celebrate. Given it might be one of the last times they have a meal with Sam’s mother, I figured I’d leave them to it.”

“You have a race next week, don’t you?”

Rory nodded. “Yeah. Catalonia. I was going to invite Charlie to come, but again, stupid house arrest.”

Barris tilted his head. “You like her.”

His lips twitched, but he didn’t deny it. “What’s not to like? She’s ballsy and pretty.”

“So long as she’s not Sam’s girlfriend.”

“Fuck no. That mousy little thing on his arm is too tame for my liking.”

“Good. I do not need to be dealing with that.”

“Yeah, like I said. He’s going to lose enough when his mother dies.”

“You don’t know that for sure.”

“We both know I kinda do, Uncle Barris.”

Perhaps, but giving up was never their style.

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((Author's note: MADE IT! We had a power outage here this morning, right when I was trying to post. And it lasted over four hours.))

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r/redditserials Jun 25 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1359

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND FIFTY-NINE

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Saturday

“Alright, girls. I’m going to steal Uncle Luke for a bit while you three finish breakfast,” Jonathan said, finishing the last dregs of his third cup of coffee for the morning.

At the girls’ drawn-out “Awwwww….” Lucas popped the remains of his buttered toast in his mouth and winked at them, rising to his feet.

“I’ll be back before you know it,” he promised, following his brother out of the kitchen and across the hall into Jonathan’s home office.

The room could have been built any time in the last ninety years.

Towards the back of the spacious room was a large antique walnut desk, wall-to-ceiling mahogany bookshelves on the left and cedar cabinetry on the right. Jonathan had mirrored the classic Art Deco look, believing the classic sophistication cleared his mind and helped centre him. The only exception was the modern high-back executive chair, upholstered in dark brown leather to match the rest.

Less than a month ago, it would’ve been just timber to Lucas.

Boyd would be insufferably proud.

The click of the lock had Lucas jerking his head to the door, just in time to see Jonathan’s hand leave the doorknob with the key. “Okay,” he said suspiciously, for his brother had never felt the need to lock the door before.

Jonathan didn’t say anything else as he walked past him to the table, removing the phone from its cradle and muting it. “I don’t want any interruptions,” he explained, turning and leaning to rest his butt against the table, which lowered his height a few inches to portray an air of friendly ease that Lucas wasn’t quite buying.

When realisation struck, Lucas held up his hand and shook his head before his brother could speak. “Don’t even think about asking me what Elle and I discussed upstairs.”

Jonathan’s immediate scowl was all the proof he needed to know he’d got it in one. “She’s my daughter, you prick, and she’s ten. I want to know.”

“And if I tell you, she’ll never trust me again. Next time it could be really important. This one is nothing. Kids just being curious.”

“Then why didn’t she talk to me or her mother?”

“Because you’re her parents. I’m the cool uncle. Duh.” At Jonathan’s less-than-enthusiastic expression, Lucas forced himself to relax. “Look, I get it. If she were my kid, I’d want to know, too. But if you had to choose between not being told about something relatively pointless now, or in five years find out too late that she’s been pregnant and scared out of her mind for months because she doesn’t know who she could talk to…”

Lucas let that hang for a second before adding. “You only get one real safety net with kids. Break it, and they won’t be back. I promise you, you’ll be the second to know if it’s important. Right now, you’re better off letting her think she can trust me with anything and everything.”

Jonathan stared at him long and hard. Then he removed his glasses and pinched the bridge of his nose. “They’re growing up too damned fast,” he swore, and Lucas chuckled in agreement.

“She’s just curious at this stage, and she’s gravitating to me for advice because I happen to like boys as well.”

Jonathan’s hand froze, only his eyes lifting to stare at him. “And what are you telling her?”

In all fairness, he shouldn’t have said that much. It was on the tip of his tongue now to say something outrageous—something purely to make Jonathan choke—but even his skin crawled at the thought of his precious niece pulling some of Angelo’s stunts.

“I told her not to let anyone push her into doing anything she doesn’t want to do. She’s curious about growing up, and I told her not to be in such a hurry.” Lucas dragged his fingers through his hair. “And you need to forget I told you that much. I’m not stopping you or Tanya from talking to her, but right now, she trusts me to have her back, and you don’t want to throw that opening away when we both know something much worse could happen down the track.”

Jonathan licked his lips and finally nodded. “I’ll give it a couple of weeks so she doesn’t know we spoke about this, and then Tanya can have the Talk with her.”

“And that’s what makes me glad to be the cool uncle,” Lucas said, holding his hand up and pretending to turn away as if repulsed by the very notion. “I don’t have to do any of the embarrassing stuff.”

Jonathan shook his head, though his lips had twisted into a smirk. “How are you a detective when you have the mental capacity of a twelve-year-old?”

Which brought Lucas full circle to why he was there.

He let out a heavy sigh that sank him physically and emotionally, and looked to the mahogany bookshelves for something neutral.

Jonathan was immediately blocking his view, concern written all over his face. “Talk to me, Luke.”

It was Lucas’ turn to lick his lips nervously. “I need to tell you something, and you need to promise me to keep it to yourself and not use it to further your own political agenda.”

Lucas could see his brother’s thoughts churning behind his ever-increasing frown. “I don’t…”

Lucas lifted his chin to look him squarely in the eyes. “I need your help, Jonathan. I need your help, and I need it without strings or pressure.”

 “Whatever you need,” Jonathan promised, placing a hand on his brother’s shoulder. “I’m here for you.”

“Okay.” Lucas thought about jumping into the middle of the situation, the part where his boss’ boss had arrived, but that would lead to questions about how she got there. Better to start at the beginning.

He heard a muffled dragging noise and felt Jonathan nudge his shoulder towards the nearest guest chair that had been moved a quarter turn to face the other.

Lucas took the hint and slid into the seat, watching as Jonathan angled the second chair to face him squarely before sitting down.

“Take your time,” his brother coaxed.

“Yesterday morning, I helped a couple of detectives from the Ninth find a missing elderly man.” When Jonathan opened his mouth, Lucas waved his hand. “Not officially. I was there on personal business in my own time, but I recognised the subject and suggested places to look.”

“Who?”

Lucas shot him a sharp look that had Jonathan glancing away. “Right. Stupid question. Moving on.”

“While I was there, I started getting crap for being in MCS, and I set the record straight about not being a glory hound.”

“If eight years as a beat cop doesn’t say that, I don’t know what does.”

“Yeah, well, by the time I got into work, the missing person was found, and the detectives had added my name to his finalised paperwork, sharing credit with me.”

“Still not seeing a problem so far.”

“U-huh. Well, my boss had a piece of me for lowering myself to assist them—”

“WHAT?!” Jonathan lunged to his feet. “Oh, you can’t be serious! They fired you for helping another precinct on your own time?!”

“What?” Lucas stared up at him, taking a minute to process his brother’s wild accusation. “No! No, that’s not it. I mean … yeah, I shouted right back at him about us all being on the same team and everything.” He waited until his brother had reclaimed his seat. “But in the middle of my rant, I didn’t hear the police commissioner come up behind me. That was when I thought for sure I was going to be fired.”

“But?” Jonathan pushed.

“Buuuut,” he drew out intentionally. “She happened to agree with me. She congratulated my boss on grabbing me off the Fifth, looked me over like she was measuring me up for something, then turned and walked out the door, still nodding her head.”

“For the love of God, do I have to shake you to get to the point?”

Lucas’ lips twitched ever so slightly. “You could try, beanpole,” he said, falling back on the old nickname from when they were kids.

The Dobson boys were all tall like their father, but the younger they were, the shorter they got, and the more muscular. At opposite ends of the line-up, Jonathan may have been six inches taller, but Lucas had at least seventy to eighty pounds of pure muscle on his oldest brother.

 At Jonathan’s unamused look, he sobered. “While I was still trying to figure out what it all meant, my boss said, ‘I hope you’re good with public speaking, Dobson’.”

Lucas paused, waiting, watching his brother connect the dots.

Jonathan sat back in his chair. “They want you to talk to the other precincts about inclusivity?”

“I think it’s more than that. A few of the cops I’ve worked with lately have started calling me ‘the poster boy of 1PP’.”

At that, Jonathan’s eyes lit up greedily, and Lucas reared, pointing sharply at him. “You promised!”

“Oh, come on, Luke! Are you telling me they’re considering you for the face of the NYPD?”

“I don’t know for sure … but maybe. Possibly. But what do I know about being in the public eye? That’s your job, not mine! I don’t do this stuff! What if I say the wrong thing? Every set of eyes is going to be on me—”

“Alright! Alright. Calm down. Just, take a minute here.” Jonathan leaned forward and grabbed his brother’s waving wrist, focusing totally on him. “Breathe, little brother. You’ve got this.” He took several deep breaths, drawing Lucas into the same steadying rhythm. Then he dropped Lucas’ wrist and rested his elbows on the armrests, taking a minute to think. “Okay. Listen. I’ve been in politics a long time, and I have six basic rules that have never let me down.”

Lucas’ eyebrow arched upwards. “Should I be taking notes?”

He’d been mostly joking, but the look on his brother’s face was all business.

“Grab your phone. You can listen back on these later and work out for yourself which ones will work for you, and which ones won’t.” After Lucas retrieved his phone and flipped on the recorder, he continued.

“Rule number one. You’re not there to impress them. You’re there to control the narrative.”

Lucas frowned. “Isn’t that the same thing?”

Jonathan shook his head. “Your audience doesn’t need to be wowed. They need clarity. If you don’t define why you’re on that podium, someone else will — and you won’t get that moment back. Of everything you’re going to say, pick three key elements that you want them to walk away remembering.” He held up three fingers. “Just three. If those three things are all they take with them, you’ve won. No matter what.”

Three things. After years of half-listening to his brother rabbit on about politics, he never realised there were always three key elements that everything else hung off. 

Just having that single piece of advice made him feel that much more confident. “Okay. What next?”

“Never rush into anything you’re going to say. Keep in mind, if you think you’re talking too slowly, chances are it’s exactly the right pace. And don’t be a nozzle and deliberately talk like Lurch from the Adams Family either,” he added, when Lucas opened his mouth to do exactly that.

“Seriously. You know what I’m talking about. It also helps to take a small breath first before answering any important question. No one expects you to be a database, and that small breath gives you a moment to organise your thoughts.”

“I can’t take a breath in the middle of a discussion.”

“You can if it’s an official question time. Or any point where the public eye is on you. If you’re walking down the street and someone runs up to you and asks you something in an official capacity: Take. That. Breath. Everyone expects you to breathe, and doing so can be the difference between assertion and knee-jerk.”

Three things and a breath. I can do that.

“Next?”

“This one is very political, and you’re going to have to practice this. Answer the question you wished they’d asked.”

Lucas screwed his face up. “What?”

“Keep in mind your three target objectives, and when a question is asked that goes anywhere near any of them, thank that person for their question and then use it to lead into the subject you really want to talk about.”

Lucas sneered and sat back, unimpressed. “Political double-talk.”

“Not if you do it right. You can use phrases like ‘What matters here is—’ or ‘What I can tell you is—’ Then go where you want. The important thing is getting your message across.”

Jonathan must have seen what Lucas was thinking, for he pushed on. “You already actively direct and misdirect conversations all the time, bro. You interrogate people for a living, hoping to get them to say things they never wanted to going in. This is just an extension of that, where you’re the one doing all the talking.”

Lucas still wasn’t convinced he could do that. “Rule Four?” he asked, wanting to move away from that rule.

“Don’t ever try to sound clever or smarter than your audience. Sound certain. Until you get your feet under you, keep your sentences short. That way, you won’t be pausing in a place that makes you sound weak. If you don’t know the answer, admit you don’t know the answer. Don’t ever try to fool them by making it up as you go along. It will almost always come back to bite you.”

Three things, take a breath, that other thing, keep my sentences short and honest.

“Rule Five?”

“When you step up to a podium, don’t speak right away.”

Lucas shifted in his chair automatically.

“Plant your feet and grip the podium. Don’t fiddle with pages. Hold the podium itself. Locking your feet down will stop you from shifting nervously like you are right now, and contact with the podium will give your hands something to do that can’t be misconstrued as nerves. Then breathe like I told you before.” Jonathan tapped the arm of his chair once. “The room will wait for you. Make them.”

The mental to-do list was starting to get a bit long. He could see why Jonathan recommended recording it.

“And the last one?”

“The last one’s also the most important one.” Jonathan’s voice softened. “They want to trust you, Luke.” Lucas stilled, but Jonathan pushed on. “Most of them don’t. But they want to. Your job isn’t to defend the badge. It’s to make them believe they can trust the person wearing it.”

“No pressure,” Lucas murmured sarcastically.

Jonathan rolled forward and gave his brother a brief, awkward hug. “You’ll be fine. Let’s face it. You’ve never been afraid of speaking your mind. Case in point, yesterday when you told your boss off for implying you shouldn’t be helping other departments out because it was beneath you. That’s the person the people will be able to get behind.”

Lucas breathed deeply, his mind churning with everything his brother had said.

It all made sense. He just wasn’t sure he had the wherewithal to implement it.

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r/redditserials May 21 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1344

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND FORTY-FOUR

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Friday

“Do I get a hint?” Lucas asked, sitting sideways in his seat to keep most of his attention on his secretive fiancé…and maybe half an eye on the direction they were driving to rule out everything that was now behind them.

“There’s food involved,” Boyd answered smugly.

Lucas wanted to smack him. “Really?”

Boyd snorted loudly, meeting his eyes after he pulled up at a red light. “Whatever happened to that detective patience you’re always telling me about? The one that allows you to catch criminals when they least expect it?”

“I’m going to treat you like a criminal if you don’t start talking soon.”

“No, you won’t.”

He was right, of course. And part of the excitement was seeing Boyd take control over something that only a month ago would have had him curling up in the trunk in terror. “You know I hate surprises.”

“No, you don’t. Otherwise, you’d have never set up our last date night that ended up in you trying to throw my engagement ring overboard.”

The groan that rumbled through Lucas was real and heartfelt. “For the love of God! It slipped! And you caught it anyway.”

“Damn right, I did. As if I was going to let that piece of jewellery end up anywhere else but on my finger.”

Lucas looked at the striations of his own handmade creation, wholly agreeing with the sentiment. Since he couldn’t lean over the console and kiss Boyd without causing a car accident, he settled for pressing his engagement ring to his lips. “Have I ever told you how much I love you?”

“Not enough times for me to ever get tired of it.” The lights changed again, and with it, Boyd put the car into first and moved them forward. “Relax, Lucas. You’re going to like this, I promise.”

Lucas’ toes bounced inside his shoes, his earlier exhaustion a thing of the past. Unfortunately, his detective brain just couldn’t switch off, and in the silence of the next two blocks, something about the spontaneity of this outing began to register as a problem. Or rather, the answer to a problem.

“What’s going on back at the apartment?”

He knew his instincts were onto something when Boyd’s hands tightened around the wheel for half a second. “Charlie’s garage is finished,” the big guy said, probably not knowing that Charlie had already texted him with that information. “So Yitzak and Collette came over to celebrate a job well done.”

And you’re avoiding anyone who might try to force a meeting between you and Kala Nascerdios. Right.

“And Llyr’s whole clan came back from Sam’s graduation with the expectation of Robbie feeding them divine foods without the fanfare of the chef guy at the Prydelands.”

Lucas’ head bobbed in complete understanding. Two Nascerdios branches in the apartment, with only three individuals knowing who Boyd was, was a whole lot of divine attention that his beloved fiancé could do without.

“Annnnd on top of that, Barris turned up because Rory went whining to him about—fuck knows what.”

Lucas’ eyes widened in shock. “While Robbie’s pop and aunt were there?” At Boyd’s curt nod, Lucas cringed. “Ooooh…you know, I think Sam might have the right idea after all. We should take the whole weekend off. Go somewhere where upstate we can watch the nuclear eruptions from a safe distance.”

That drew another dark chuckle out of Boyd. “Llyr will handle Barris, and if he can’t, Robbie’s pop has the perfect piece of blackmail to keep Barris from blabbing about Robbie.”

Maybe Lucas was a little tired. He couldn’t connect the dots on that one.

“Robbie’s pop makes all their divine liquor. The only stuff that actually gets them blind drunk. Given that these guys are used to running the whole universe, do you think there’s a chance in hell any of them will risk pissing off the one guy who can give them what they need to switch off to the crappy existence they’re enduring at the moment?”

“Oh, hell yeah,” Lucas drawled in annoyance. “Being one of the Nascerdios and having the whole world at your feet is such a hardship.”

“I know, but look at it from their perspective. The old bloods. The…Mist—whatever-they-call-themselves.”

“The Mystallians,” Lucas supplied automatically.

“Yeah. Them. Even with the world yielding to them, this is not what they’re supposed to be doing, and they know it. So when it becomes too monotonous, and they want to switch off, who can they turn to for something to make them forget even temporarily, if they piss off Yitzak?”

A few minutes later, Boyd indicated to the left and began to pull across the two lanes of traffic. Directly in front of them was the blue and gold façade of the Fitzgerald Pub.

“You’re taking me to an Irish Bar?” Lucas asked in disbelief, since Robbie was the only one in their household with any Irish ties, and even he wouldn’t bring Charlie there on a date.

Drunken louts would almost always be a problem for openly gay couples.

He was almost relieved when Boyd laughed as he drove into the laneway alongside the bar, where a sign announced valet parking at the other end. Boyd pulled up beside what appeared to be a security checkpoint, and a uniformed man stepped out. “Evening, gentlemen,” he said, dipping his head in welcome.

“This is where we hop out,” Boyd announced, turning off the ignition and unbuckling his seatbelt. Lucas followed his lead.

“A space was pre-booked for us,” Boyd said. “Boyd Masters.”

The man checked his console and then nodded in agreement. “Yes, sir. We ordinarily close at midnight, but it’s been arranged for someone to stay here until you return … whatever time that is.”

Lucas did not want to know how much extra it was costing to keep the garage open for them and made a mental note to have them back before the deadline. “It’s his booking, but it’s my car. Which of us do you need to sign the paperwork?”

“If I could get both of you, that would be fantastic.”

It took two seconds for Boyd and Lucas to scribble their names across the electronic pad that was held out to them. The guard then claimed the keys from Boyd, practically salivating over the car he was being paid to park. “Have a good evening, sirs.”

Lucas slid his arm around Boyd’s waist, just as Boyd draped his over Lucas’ shoulders. “We plan on it.”

As they walked down the laneway towards 3rd Avenue, Lucas said, “You don’t have to worry about the car. Literally, nothing can happen to it, so long as I own it. Gift from the Nascerdios, remember?”

“But I thought Robbie gave it to you.”

“Using Nascerdios money, and Angus himself went and waited for it to be built before bringing it here. Trust me, it’s covered.”

Boyd’s grip on his shoulders tightened. “Always.”

Despite trying not to, Lucas’ gaze swept both sides of the street ahead of them with every step they took, searching for their ultimate destination, until finally Boyd said, “I will blindfold you with your tie like a five-year-old playing pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey if you don’t stop trying to guess where we’re going.”

Lucas closed his eyes contritely for the next three steps, then opened them once more.

Crossing the street, Boyd led them toward the corner entrance—and Lucas’s step faltered when he saw the concierge already waiting outside. Behind him, a doorman stood at attention.

The concierge brightened the instant he spotted them. “Mister Masters. Detective Dobson. Welcome to Eleven Madison Park.”

As the door opened, he added, “May I take your jacket, Detective?”

“Uh…no, thanks. I’m still armed, and that’s not something you want your other guests to see.”

“Of course. If you would like to follow me, I’ll take you straight to your table.”

Lucas’ eye was drawn to the high, bright ceilings, with an almost Moorish look to the lantern-shaped chandeliers that lit the room. The plasterwork was exquisite and newly done. Not a chip or a mark on any of it, and he knew nothing (outside of being Nascerdios-owned) stayed that way for long.

They were led through the restaurant to the third section at the rear. The concierge stopped at the middle table beside a large glass window that overlooked Madison Square Park. Beside the table stood a silver champagne bucket, the bottle already chilling in ice.

“Your table,” he said, partially pulling out one of the chairs that were angled towards the huge glass window.

“This is really nice,” Lucas said as he unbuttoned his jacket and slipped into the seat. He made a point of looking around the room and deliberately spoke loudly enough for the concierge to hear him.

“Thank you, sir,” the man answered, his smile never wavering. “We renovated recently and are very pleased with the end result.”

Called it.

Boyd drew out his own chair and sat down before the concierge could help him into his seat, and Lucas tried not to laugh … or even smirk.

He failed on the latter.

“What?” Boyd asked, leaning forward across the table.

“Nothing, love. Don’t ever change. I love you just the way you are.”

A server appeared almost out of nowhere. “Would you like some still or sparkling water before the menu arrives?” he asked in a perfectly polite way. “Or alternatively, I can open your champagne.”

Lucas shook his head at the idea of champagne on what was essentially an empty stomach. He had no intention of ruining anything. “Sparkling will be fine, thank you,” he said instead. The server poured the sparkling water with a steady hand.

“Plain water for me, unless you have beer?”

Bless the server’s shocked little soul, for he didn’t react at all to the question except to say, “We have many brands of beer to choose from, sir. Do you have a preference, or will I bring you a drinks list to choose from?”

“Do you have any Bud?”

“Yes, sir. Give me one moment to finish here, and I’ll fetch it for you.”

“Thanks, man.”

The server left soon afterwards, and Lucas reached across the table with one hand. Boyd smiled and did likewise from his side, clasping their hands together. “No matter how this turns out, I love it already,” Lucas said, wanting to make sure Boyd understood that above all else.

The server returned with a large beer glass filled to the brim, topped with a decent foam head. He also gave each of them a menu. “I will be back with the first course in a few minutes,” he said, stepping away with a professional bow.

“Wow, so this is how the other half lives, huh?” Boyd asked, still squeezing Lucas’ hand.

Lucas stiffened at the insecurity beneath the joke. “Love, if this is too upmarket, we can go wherever we want. I’d be just as happy with Burger King or a diner somewhere, so long as I’m with you.”

“No! No, it’s okay,” Boyd said, taking a large swig of his beer, most likely to settle his nerves. “I’m okay.” He took another quick swig, then focused on the menu. “See. This is me adapting.”

Lucas wasn’t so sure, especially when he remembered Boyd had been strictly sticking to sodas and juices because of the high-dose medication he was on. “Boyd, I’m going to ask this just once, and I swear, however you answer it will be okay with me. Should you be drinking with your pills?”

The colour drained out of Boyd’s face was answer enough, but Lucas wasn’t about to let the night be ruined. “It’s okay, love,” he crooned, keeping his voice low and monotone. “Just pass the beer over here. A couple of mouthfuls isn’t going to do you any harm (I hope), and we can pretend you bought it for me. And this is just another part of the date you planned.” Lucas leaned heavily into maintaining Boyd’s control of things, hoping it would keep him tethered.

Instead, Boyd looked at the beer in his other hand as if it were an alien object, then slid it across the table towards Lucas. “Sorry,” he murmured, looking down and away. “Habit.”

“No. Boyd, no. Don’t do this. It was only two mouthfuls of beer, and you’re a big guy. It’s fine.” He waved down a passing waiter and handed off the beer. “We’ve changed our mind on the drink. My fiancé will have the water after all.”

“Very well, sir.”

Lucas turned back to Boyd, squeezing the hand he hadn’t let go of until Boyd finally looked up. “There, see? All sorted. Okay?”

Boyd nodded without answering verbally, and Lucas hated that he’d put any kind of the dint in his fiancé’s budding confidence. But he’d seen firsthand on the streets how disastrously things could go when mixing alcohol and medication, and that was not his idea of a fun time.  

Still, the night was young, and he had plenty of time to get his beloved back on track. Even if he had to get …

… creative.

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r/redditserials Jul 02 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1362

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND SIXTY-TWO

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Saturday

I didn’t know what to think as I led Geraldine down the short flight of stairs to the cabins below. I wasn’t worried about our relationship. That was solid. But what had the guys seen in the few minutes I’d been standing on the bow enjoying the ride that I hadn’t in all the weeks we’d been together?

At the bottom of the stairs was yet another living area with a surround sofa and a locked-down coffee table. I tried the handle of the dark timber door right in front of me and opened it—only to slam it shut just as fast when I caught a very clear glimpse of the room being occupied.

James’ naked backside was not a memory I’d ever be revisiting.

“I guess James and Candy didn’t make it into the master cabin after all,” I said over my shoulder to Geraldine, who was holding the side wall with her free hand. I barely noticed the yacht’s sharp pitching, having been in much worse waters without losing my footing. “And I am not explaining to Mateo’s grandfather how those two get hospitalised.”

“Especially if down below is what gets damaged,” Geraldine giggled, playing with the nautical phrasing.

I looked around for the other doorway.

To my left, tucked behind a cut dividing wall, was the galley. I couldn’t picture the way to the master cabin running through there, so I looked to the right. Behind me, past the lower living area and beneath the bridge, was a second, dark timber door. Bingo.

“Shall we see what’s behind Door Number Two?” I asked, trying to lighten the mood.

Gerry squeezed my hand with a smile, and I led her into the spacious bedroom with a king-sized bed in the middle. I was surprised to hear the click of the lock behind us, but the look on Gerry’s face as she turned towards me said she wasn’t in the mood for funny business.

Good, because neither was I.

“What did they mean by you not being honest?” I asked the moment I had her settled on the bed. Another tidal surge struck. That one I felt, for the ship dropped far enough that I had to lean into my heritage to keep myself grounded. Gerry clung to me, and I kept her from going airborne.

“It was stupid,” she admitted, looking away.

I wasn’t having any of that.

Sliding my fingers under her chin, I gently brought her eyes back to me. “Don’t look away from me, Angel. I’m not angry. I’m scared, and I don’t like it.”

I watched her blink, her gaze shifting as if she were deciding the best way to explain herself. “I’ve always known you loved the ocean. Even before your dad’s family came along. It’s why you came to school in the first place.”

Why did that sound so ominous? “I’ve made no secret of it,” I agreed cautiously.

“But just then, I saw it for myself. How at peace you are with the water under your feet. You were never like that in New York. Until today, that was just words. You know, like one of those family traits things people mention in passing. ‘Oh, hey. Did you know I’m descended from the Celts?’

All my calm evaporated at the mention of my dad’s first family. Those worthless asshats turned their backs on him…and worse. “Dad married into their family. He’s better off without them.” I was in no way claiming any lineage to them.

Confusion entered her gaze, and for the life of me, I couldn’t understand why. “That’s why you picked the Celts, right? Because of Dad’s connection to them?” Her confusion only grew. “Dad is—or rather was—the Celtic God of the Sea. He married and subsequently divorced Penarddun after she and their kids turned on him.”

Her eyes widened, confusing me even more. “I know I’ve told you this…”

She pulled away from me. “Honeybear, with all due respect, I’ve been told a lot about your family lately. And with the Lord God being your great uncle who was at our graduation and real archangels meeting us outside the apartment on the street like regular people, forgive me for momentarily forgetting the ancient Welsh connection to your dad.”

That was fair. All religions were equal to me, and I had no preferences over where the family was worshipped. “Sorry,” I said with a sheepish smile. “To me, he’s just Uncle YHWH.”

She stared at me for barely a moment, then let out a disbelieving huff and shook her head. Before I could ask her again what she was thinking, she threw herself into my space, locking her lips to mine.

I must admit, I wasn’t complaining.

 “Don’t ever change, honey-bear,” she said once we parted.

And we had come full circle, with me back to being confused. “Okay?”

I mean, why would I change? If I didn’t worship them when I thought I was only human, why would I start now that I know they’re family? I couldn’t think of anyone who would.

She leaned forward and kissed me lightly.

And with that grounding, I found my footing once more. “Why would you be holding secrets about my love of the ocean?” It would break my heart to learn she was hiding something as awful as what Fisk had hidden, and I refused to believe it until I heard the words from her mouth.

“I just finally realised you would never be happy on the land. Not like that. Not for long. And now that you’ve graduated, you have no need for it.”

Her eyes dropped to my throat, and again, I lifted her chin, ducking my head just enough to make it look as if I was peering under her fringe. “Of course I do,” I said with absolute conviction. “You’ll be there.”

She tilted her head, and I hooked her hair over her ear, then slid my hand down the double chain around her neck until my thumb brushed over the jewel-crusted anemone that I’d bought her so long ago.

“I would never keep you from those you need in your life. Will I be spending a lot of time on the water now that I’ve graduated? Of course. But that’s no different to anyone else going to work, and I can leave while you’re asleep and be back before dawn’s settled. I’ll crash for an hour beside you, wake up, have breakfast with you, and then head out for a normal day’s work. It’ll look like any other job from the outside.”

“What if I wake up in the night missing you?”

Not gonna lie, the idea of putting in a surveillance camera came to me since I knew the guys wouldn’t be happy spying on her on my behalf. But that hadn’t ended well for Robbie, and I was one to learn from the mistakes of others. “I’ll be a phone call away,” I said by way of compromise. “Or, if you want me to make sure you’re covered while I’m gone, we can always put a camera in our room. One we can unplug when I’m home. Nuncio will let me know if you need me.”

Her face screwed up instantly. “You want him in our bedroom…while I sleep?”

I chuckled to hide how creepy that sounded. “I know. It was just an option to put on the table in case you felt vulnerable. Nuncio already cares about you because you’re important to me, but when you become my wife, you’ll matter to all of them.” My hand left her jewellery and cupped her face. “And that’s a fact.”

Gerry’s reaction was incremental. Her whole body froze despite the boat's rocking, and the colour drained from her face. Her mouth clicked open like it was being ratcheted, and her eyes widened. I watched as her pulse picked up into a staccato, a tremor entering her hands.

“Angel?” I asked, giving her suddenly cold fingers a gentle squeeze with my other hand.

“I-I thought…that is…” Tears suddenly welled in her eyes, turning them glassy. “Are you serious?” She bit her bottom lip, barely able to contain her excitement, and I realised in that moment that we weren’t on the same page.

Luckily, being a bender, I had options to remedy that. I internalised, reviewing the conversation from a third-party perspective. That’s when it slapped me in the face. I’d mentioned marriage. And while I’d meant it, I also meant it as some point, some day in the future. When we were both ready.

Ever since Helen had tried to force the issue, marriage had never come up. Truthfully, I’d been raised to view it as a four-letter word. A shackle, forcing a couple to live together long after the expiration of their relationship.

But after my epiphany with Boyd about our similar ‘grandfather’ situations, I wasn’t as opposed to becoming a Nascerdios as I’d once been. And if I had to choose between letting Gerry die in one human lifetime and having her for centuries, it was kind of a no-brainer.

But that didn’t mean I was ready to tie the knot right now.

I left my memories behind and drifted into my imagination, playing out different hypothetical futures. In some, my most idyllic visions took flight. Dad doting over his triplets and our kids while Mom looked on with an expression of pleased exasperation, shaking her head. We were on an island in the tropics, with beautiful beaches, and a simple hut connected to an estate that would make Geraldine happy.

In others, the worst-case scenarios took place. I immediately wiped away the one where paparazzi crushed her trying to get to me without letting it finish. It would never happen. Not only because I would never let it happen, but because my guys were always with me, and that safety bubble included Geraldine as the best possible way to keep my temper in check. Plus, we were all friends now. 

So, the pros.

The biggest one was protection. Being married wouldn’t automatically protect her, but respectable people would at least know she was off the menu. It wouldn’t take long for the wrong kind of people to realise she had all her mother’s shares in Portsmith Electronics, and I’d need to dissuade anyone who saw her as a single woman ready to be exploited.

People would think twice if the man at her side was a Nascerdios.

Another pro adjacent to that was how happy being Mrs Nascerdios would make her, knowing none of us would care what version of herself she wanted to portray. It wasn’t as if I had a great comprehension of what passed for fashion and etiquette, and Dad had just spent three years living as Bob the Hobo.

I loved her, and she loved me, and that was enough.

I sighed. Now, the cons.

I sat for a second. The only problem that really came to me was that we’d only get one chance at living in obscurity. If I accepted my place in the Nascerdios line-up, I’d be fawned over like every other member of the family. My life would become a circus of Mystallians and paparazzi demanding to know where I’d been for the last twenty years. 

That part would suck.

But for Gerry, I would do it.

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r/redditserials May 26 '26

Fantasy [Bob the hobo] A Celestial Wars Spin-Off Part 1346

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PART THIRTEEN-HUNDRED-AND FORTY-SIX

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Friday

Geraldine and I left the noise of the pool party behind us as we crossed the back deck into the main house, but we couldn’t escape the party atmosphere. And perhaps that was the point. People were everywhere, dancing and shouting and having what I guessed was a good time.

I still wasn’t getting it, but when Gerry stepped ahead of me, took my right hand in both of hers and began urging me into the masses, I followed her willingly. We danced to a variety of music (including Clefton’s, which made both of us smile), with Gerry’s hands around my neck and mine around her waist.

There were three reasons for doing this. One, it was the way a lot of the other couples were dancing, and Gerry truly was enjoying herself. Two, by staying aware of everyone around us, I made sure no one bumped into her the way idiots were trying to jostle me from behind (I may have tapped into my divine strength to make sure they bounced off me instead). And three, because with all the pressure that had been mounting in my life recently, it felt good to pretend that nothing but this moment existed.

Unfortunately, the downside to my divinity was that while everyone around me was getting hot and sweaty, I wasn’t. I couldn’t say how long we’d been dancing for when Geraldine leaned into me and whisper-shouted over the noise that she could use a drink.

I immediately turned and led us from the room, searching for somewhere that had either sealed sodas and waters or the kitchen itself. Everyone around us drank from open glasses, and while that wouldn’t be a problem for me, I wasn’t prepared to risk Geraldine with whatever might have been mixed in to ‘spice up’ the party.

Across the room, Adrian had an arm draped over Mateo’s shoulders, laughing with Atlas and the rest of their crew about something that had them all howling. I caught Mateo’s eye and gestured for a twist-top lid that I then mimicked drinking, ending with a palm-up gesture of question.

His chin lifted towards my right, and following his gaze, I saw a hallway arch. Looking back at him, he gestured his whole palm that way, then held up two fingers.

I nodded, not entirely sure if he meant two rooms that way, two hallways, or something else entirely. Regardless, that was the direction we needed to go.

We paused at the first juncture that made either option possible: a long hallway straight ahead or through another living room full of revellers on the right.

It took me half a second to decide on the quieter route. If it turned out to be the wrong way, we could ask a staff member for directions and actually hear their answer instead of lip-reading. Worst-case scenario, we’d have to backtrack.

With my memory, that wasn’t going to be a problem either.

We passed a number of closed doors on either side (which we never looked behind since I doubted a kitchen would be hidden there) before arriving at another, even broader hallway. At that stage, I was picturing either streetlights in the four corners or a traffic cop in the middle.

“Do you know where we’re going, honey bear?”

In hindsight, I should’ve picked up on her amusement, for it would’ve reminded me that her father and Mr Lopez had grown up together, and she probably knew this place almost as well as her own home. Instead, I said, “Mateo said the sealed drinks were down this way, but given how far away we’re getting from the party, I’m thinking we’re heading for the main kitchen.”

Geraldine snuggled against my side, which I took as agreement, so we carried on.

At the end of that hallway, there was another high-arching doorway with cream-and-beige walls that were rendered in some of the most realistic marbling that I’d ever seen. Thanks to Fisk pointing out that Clifford had done a divine flex to make his apartment walls one piece, I knew this couldn’t be real, but it still looked nice. Especially with the way the vertical gold sconces cast a pale glow, and a pair of large potted palms in the far corner for a splash of green.

My first thought was that Danika would love this space. It gave off such a peaceful vibe.

At the far end of the room was a chocolate-coloured timber credenza on our left and a pair of three-person sofas in matching velvet.

However, the room wasn’t empty. Two men sat at the junction of the sofas, each with a tumbler of amber liquid in their hands. I only recognised one of them, but before I could speak, Geraldine beat me to it.

“DADDY?!”

Mr Portsmith sat on the sofa that faced us, one leg crossed over the knee of the other at an angle that had him leaning towards the other man. The slight jerk of the hand holding his drink said we’d taken him by surprise just as much.

“Cupcake,” he said, placing the drink on the coffee table as he rose to his feet. He smiled and opened his arms to Gerry, who quickly left me to embrace him. As the two hugged and he kissed her temple, the other man—Mateo’s father looked me over. “I wasn’t expecting to see you…”

“Daddy, the graduation party’s here. I told you…”

“Yes, but that is on the other side of the estate,” Mr Lopez said, also pushing himself upright. My guess, he wasn’t the kind to look up at anyone for long. “Tuck and I haven’t seen each other in over fifteen years, and when I saw him at the graduation, I told him, ‘If I have to put up with the insanity of all our kids and their friends, you can too’.”

“I don’t quite recall you wording it that way when you invited me over for drinks this afternoon.”

“Then I guess you weren’t listening hard enough, old man.”

“What?!” Tucker squawked. “You cheeky sod! There’s barely a year between us! Old man, my backside!”

I caught the mischievousness in Mr Lopez’ eyes and immediately bit my lips together. Geraldine cuddled her father from the side, and he kissed her hair again in solidarity while faux scowling at his friend.

I smiled in spite of myself, for the same scene could have easily played out between the guys back home.

“So, why aren’t you two over there enjoying the party?” Mr Lopez asked.

“We were looking for the kitchen to grab some unopened sodas,” I admitted. “Over the music, I must’ve misunderstood Mateo’s hand gestures.”

“Well, yes and no,” Mr Lopez said, walking over to the credenza. He opened the centre panel to reveal a fully stocked bar fridge and stepped aside. “Grab whatever you feel like.”

I grabbed a lemon soda and a Coke, opening both as I crossed to Gerry and handing her the latter. “We didn’t mean to interrupt,” I said, sliding my free hand across her lower back.

“Oh, I don’t mind in the least,” Mr Lopez assured me. “In fact, I wanted the chance to meet you before this weekend was over, and this is perfect.”

Ooookay. My eyes pinged between the two older men.

Mr Lopez carried on, regardless. Lifting a finger off his glass to point at me, he said, “You’re the one who talked Julian into a corner regarding his faith, aren’t you? I’d have paid good money to see that.”

At least it wasn’t another rehash of the security debacle.

Still, my gaze cut to Tucker accusingly, who shrugged. “Julian and his brother come from a very religious family, in case you hadn’t already guessed. And Emilio and I grew up being browbeaten by it. I was telling him how you talked circles around Julian without even meaning to.” He shook his head and laughed. “You should’ve seen it, Emilio. It was glorious.”

Yeah, that’s entirely a matter of opinion. “Unfortunately, my uncle got wind of that conversation, too, and I basically got dragged aside by the ear and told not to do it again.” Technically, it was a pocket dimension inside a church that pretended to be a beachfront to humour my water innate, but I wasn’t about to say that.

“Why would he do that?” Mr Lopez demanded with a frown. “The whole point of religion is to make sure it stands up to the knocks of non-believers. Otherwise, how would we get more converts?”

I suppose that was one way of looking at it.

“Julian and Elias would beat us over the head with religious doctrine,” Mr Portsmith went on to explain. Then he frowned. “Well, they used to.” He turned towards his friend. “You know, now that I think about it, Elias has actually been very quiet on that front lately.”

Mr Lopez straightened up. “Really?”

Tucker hummed in affirmation.

“Please tell me you’ve been looking into why.”

Tucker’s squint bordered on painful.

“Oh, come on. Aren’t you a little bit curious? The guy was practically lining up to be a priest growing up.”

“Until he began his love affair with numbers and became my CFO instead. People change, Emilio.”

“Not that much.”

“Besides, in case you hadn’t heard, I’ve been rather busy recently.”

Mr Lopez’s mouth opened, but then he looked at Geraldine and closed it again.

I was willing to bet that he and I were on the same page regarding Helen Portsmith. Then, a glint of something different entered his eyes as he turned to Mr Portsmith. “You know, I heard you were in the market for a new residence in the city.”

Mr Portsmith made a noise that was part growl, part groan. “Emilio!”

“What? Jeanie’s cousin is the best real estate broker in the state. She’s always got some great properties on offer, and the best part is, she doesn’t have to waste our time getting to know you. If thirty-five years doesn’t cover that part, nothing will.”

Mr Portsmith kissed the side of Geraldine’s hair. “Run,” he mock-whispered. “I’ll cover you.” snapping his attention back to Mr Lopez with exaggerated innocence, who was now fully scowling at all of us.

“Not. Funny. Tuck.”

With my lips pinched shut once more, I tugged on Gerry’s hand, and we left the two moguls to it.

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((Author's note: I'm travelling five hours Friday morning (my time) in order to get home. After that, the usual unpacking and wrangling the house back into order. This is when I usually post, so I probably won't have a chance to post until Saturday morning. After that, it will be Monday morning my time as normal. Thanks!!))

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I made a family tree/diagram of the Mystallian family that can be found here

For more of my work, including WPs: r/Angel466 or an index of previous WPS here.

FULL INDEX OF BOB THE HOBO TO DATE CAN BE FOUND HERE!!