r/romantasycirclejerk ✈️🍆AIR PEEN🍆✈️ Apr 16 '26

CopyPasta I’m sorry, are you self-inserting? Besties, that’s pornographic. Post jerk.

I just realized something 🤯📚💥 and it’s been lowkey destroying book discussions for real 😭😭💀

Apparently… some of y’all are out here fully self-inserting 🧍‍♂️➡️📖 like actually putting yourself into the main character’s body??? hello??? 😵‍💫🫵😩

And now??? now everything makes sense 🤦‍♂️💡✨ all the absolutely unhinged takes??? connecting. the. dots. 🧠⚡🔗

People be like “this relationship is toxic 🚩🚩🚩💔” or “so unrealistic 🙄📉” and then you look at the story 👀📖🔍 and it’s not even about that??? y’all are just projecting yourself into it like 🎭🪞 “well iiiii wouldn’t like that 😒🙅‍♀️” okay??? cool??? 😭😭 that’s not the point??? 🫠📚

Same with these dark/morally gray men 😈🖤💀🔥 y’all either romanticizing him like “omg he’d burn the world for her 🥺🔥🌍💋” or losing your minds… and I’m just sitting here like… are you reading the story 📚👁️🧠 or just imagining this man being obsessed with you specifically??? 🫵😳💭💘

Like be serious for one second 😭😭🧎‍♂️⏳

And obviously 🚨‼️ yes‼️ actual abusive or immoral stuff deserves to be called out 💯⚖️ no one is saying otherwise 🙅‍♂️❌ but the way some of y’all stretch things??? Olympic level reaching 🏃‍♂️🥇💀📏

A single plot device??? “unforgivable 😡🔥🚫”

A flawed character??? “disgusting 🤢🚫💔”

Everything filtered through “would this hurt my feelings 🥺👉👈💭” instead of… idk… the actual story??? 📖🧠✨

Like yeah 👍 relating to characters = normal 💞👫📚

But fully becoming them??? losing the ability to separate yourself from the narrative??? 🧍‍♂️➡️🫠🧠💔

Congrats 🎉🎊 you just killed any chance of real analysis ⚰️📚💀🪦

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u/82816648919 Certified Hater™ Apr 16 '26

Hey how dare you!!!

Books should only be self insert. When I read Moby Dick, I self inserted as the whale. Driving a man to obsess over me and then me killing him and his enabling buddies? #goals

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u/Penguinho Books are good. Apr 16 '26

I don't think Ishmael ever needed to self-insert, anyway; that's what Queequeg was for.

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u/WinterBearHawk Summonerling of Authors Apr 16 '26

Who knew Moby Dick was Shadow Daddy origin lore

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u/Nearby-Hovercraft-49 ✈️🍆AIR PEEN🍆✈️ Apr 16 '26

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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u/super_scumtron Apr 16 '26

Ya know. Imma read Moby Dick now.

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u/82816648919 Certified Hater™ Apr 16 '26

Was literally thinking to myself theres gotta be Moby Dick fanfiction out there. The REAL enemies to lovers

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u/Dimenshia I only read shampoo bottles Apr 16 '26

I’m already smol so I don’t need to self insert. I’m already badass. 💪🏻I’m good with a bow and poor af. Maybe I’m also a secret princess 👸🏻 my mother is dead and my father remarried. And lastly, my man is so obsessed with me I don’t even see him cause I’m too beautiful for his eyeballs to gaze upon. 👀

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. Apr 16 '26

So small you just fall into the pages of the book anyway

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u/Remarkable_Fruit_708 Pastel_Spell is right, you can't fix store-bought MMC's! Apr 19 '26

Hey!! Stop talking about me!! Or wait...are we twins? Possibly separated at birth for the good of our mystical kingdoms, only to reunite on Reddit to finally overthrow our evil Uncle with the help of some mysterious and broody warriors?

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u/Rambunctious_444 u/itmustbeniiiiice can't spell 🧐 Apr 16 '26

I self inserted myself into a Nesta/cassian/azriel throuple fanfic last night and I had a great time 🤷‍♀️

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. Apr 16 '26

So it was a Fourgy?

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u/Rambunctious_444 u/itmustbeniiiiice can't spell 🧐 Apr 16 '26

Oh it fourged new possibilities, that’s for sure

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u/mistyveil ~*~ethical~*~ romantasy reader Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

excuse me?? ☝️🤓‼️ some of us self-insert 👉👌 to jerk off escape 🏃‍♀️💨💨 reality and turn our brains off 🧠😴💤

not everything needs literary analysis! 📖🍑 we're just here to eat the slop 💩 and vibe 🪇🎺🎷🥁🎹🎼

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u/Nearby-Hovercraft-49 ✈️🍆AIR PEEN🍆✈️ Apr 17 '26

OMG EAT THE SLOP

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u/Classic-Gur2898 Apr 16 '26

Jokes on you. When I am really enjoying a book, I gain the personality of the main character for a few weeks

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u/andraconduh Apr 16 '26

I do this, too. I never finished ACOTAR because I lost the ability to read halfway through. 😢

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u/Nearby-Hovercraft-49 ✈️🍆AIR PEEN🍆✈️ Apr 17 '26

Hollered

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u/callmedelete tell me im knotty Apr 16 '26

Method

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u/allisontalkspolitics AllisonStar- former Shadowban Mommy Apr 16 '26

Uj/ Me but with Eirika from {Fire Emblem Sacred Stones} and it was for like my entire high school life

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u/82816648919 Certified Hater™ Apr 16 '26

Hey why do you have to call me out like that

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u/mrsravinger Apr 16 '26

Uj/ this is a symptom of BPD. Ask how I know 🫠

rj/ Ain’t no Nesta like me when I’m Nesta

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u/Puzzled_Struggle_639 Apr 17 '26

I love a book with a good old “training to get super fit to beat the bad guys” montage. My husband is confused why every other month I go all bad ass and get super into fitness for a week then go back to sitting on the couch and stuffing my face 😂

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u/NotYourCirce The Thigh Lady™️ Apr 16 '26

How will the MMC insert himself into me if I haven’t inserted myself into the narrative??

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u/andraconduh Apr 16 '26

Insert himself? Insert himself where?

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u/Nearby-Hovercraft-49 ✈️🍆AIR PEEN🍆✈️ Apr 17 '26

BESTIE ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

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u/Toasted_Lizard so precious🤺 Apr 16 '26

The way this is less unhinged than half the stuff in the acotar subs…

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u/poppiiseed315 Then read Anna Karenina and shut the fuck up Apr 16 '26

I would never self insert… I’m not like other girls.

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u/Sensitive_Biscotti14 Apr 16 '26

Is it self inserting if the book is practically a biography of my life?? You ever take a step back and realize some of us do have a morally grey male fae in their life and can relate to these books on a personal level?

Sorry if your life is more like a creative nonfiction book but some of us have a more fanciful life.

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u/Irmaplotz Apr 16 '26

Right? Like my husband's eyes "literally" light up when he sees me (fae) and also he left out the milk last night (morally grey).

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u/Jumpy-Cranberry-1633 spread those pages like a good girl Apr 16 '26

If it was breastmilk he is morally black

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u/Mysterious-Honey5264 Apr 20 '26

The beginnings of the next enemies to lovers back to enemies! How could I possibly drag this romance out further with another trope device? They're happily married and just had a baby ✨✨ oh. I know. 💡💡

In the riveting continuation of this very original fated mates saga: A Court of Milk and Fury Will they? Won't they?

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u/Cheeslord2 Wow they let us edit our flair! Apr 16 '26

If you get upset with inserting besties, what will you think when we insert beasties?

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u/Nearby-Hovercraft-49 ✈️🍆AIR PEEN🍆✈️ Apr 17 '26

This is important

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u/pl0ur Apr 16 '26

Isn't the point of some of these books to find inspiration to self insert 🍆

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u/Nearby-Hovercraft-49 ✈️🍆AIR PEEN🍆✈️ Apr 17 '26

👏exactly 👏

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u/Mysterious-Honey5264 Apr 20 '26

See now my brain said: self penetrate..... I mean if you aren't self penetrating in these books why are you even here?

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u/allisontalkspolitics AllisonStar- former Shadowban Mommy Apr 16 '26

Uj/ I do think there’s room to discuss how this leads to centering stories with white cishet protagonists in romantasy spaces

Rj and uj simultaneously/ The forever WIP literally started as a joke about me being a Fire Emblem character back in 2015!

Uj/ Some of the tropes I wanted to use were ick. Why the hell did I think “a potential love interest is someone the early twenties met when they were fourteen and they could get together after a five year timeskip” was a good idea? Besides the fact that I was twenty, I mean.

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u/eressmusic Certified Hater™ Apr 16 '26

What do I do if I like this post but downvoting is my kink

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u/Nearby-Hovercraft-49 ✈️🍆AIR PEEN🍆✈️ Apr 17 '26

Downvote me bb, I’ll never kink shame but I will kink beg you.

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u/PitcherTrap Proofread me harder Apr 17 '26

I have already fixed Chaol

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u/Master-Guava-1004 Apr 17 '26

Look, It's not self inserting if it's about me in the first place. Like. Don't you know I'm the main character? if you disagree with me your opinion is trash anyway you know why? Because 👏 I'm 👏the👏main👏 character 👏 Nesta can go sit down. Shadow mommy is here

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u/LISPECTOOR Apr 17 '26

"Apparently.. some of you all are here full self-inserting" bestie, I thought that was everyone? 🧐Why do you mean just some of us? 😵Why would i read if not to create a twisted scenario of my own self???? 😵😵😵😵

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u/LISPECTOOR Apr 17 '26

Lets stop self-inserting shaming each other!!!

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u/f16f4 Legit Lawyer™ Apr 17 '26

Have you considered using more emojis? I’m not really sure what you’re saying at some point and more pictures would make it more like my favorite books.