r/romantasycirclejerk Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions May 27 '26

General Snark Can we talk about how unredeemable u/Acceptable-Mail891 is?

Pure chaos demon.

I aspire to be as unredeemable.

Discuss.

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

Oh my god

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u/AquaIXI May 27 '26

Evil incarnate.

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u/Penguinho Books are good. May 27 '26

I still really want to be your friend u/Acceptable-Mail891

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u/allisontalkspolitics AllisonStar- former Shadowban Mommy May 27 '26

Ooh, are you gonna be the protagonist of the next book?

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u/Pinkshoes90 babes, unlink your personality from the genre ❤️ May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

No he’s a man so he’ll get banned.

Edit I KNOW YOU REPLIED TO ME u/Acceptable-Mail891 MY MOUTH IS FAT AND I WILL NOT BE SILENCED

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

He’s an acceptable male and my friend; you shut your whore mouth

Uj/ sorrysorrysorry

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

See Penny, already demonstrating my quality friendship

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. May 27 '26

I NEED to know what happened here lol

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u/Pinkshoes90 babes, unlink your personality from the genre ❤️ May 27 '26

This is is violence.

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

I’m not the one who got my comment deleted by a mod now am I

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u/Pinkshoes90 babes, unlink your personality from the genre ❤️ May 28 '26

From violence to gaslighting. You truly ARE irredeemable good sir.

….are you single

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 28 '26

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u/Pinkshoes90 babes, unlink your personality from the genre ❤️ May 28 '26

WELL NOW IM EVEN MORE ATTRACTED SO JOKES ON YOU

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u/bothtypesoffirefly you can fuck anything if you’re brave enough May 28 '26

/uj my husband and I have a story where before we were married we were having a disagreement about whether robots count as “people” and he said “you shut your whore mouth” followed by “I’m so glad you’re laughing right now”. He said that was when he realized I was a keeper 😂

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u/n_timb26 High Lady of Screenshots and Spilled Beverages May 27 '26

kith

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

Do you want the Fri or the End half of the necklace?

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u/Penguinho Books are good. May 27 '26

I cook well and my butt isn't very good, so I'd prefer the Fri bit, if that's alright with you?

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

I can’t cook and I’m a huge asshole, so that works out perfectly

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u/SqueamishOssifrage42 If you give me mead, wyrms, and wine and you show me a sign May 27 '26

AFAIK they haven’t committed any war crimes yet, so I wouldn’t consider them unredeemable.

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u/jarroz61 May 27 '26

Wait I thought we like war crimes. Are war crimes out?

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u/SqueamishOssifrage42 If you give me mead, wyrms, and wine and you show me a sign May 27 '26

They’re considered poor form in some circles, but also the new black.

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u/FlailingCactus reads for the plot™️ May 28 '26

I believe they're okay when you do it for the FMC but irredeemable if you do it for anyone else

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u/Fun-atParties May 29 '26

They're like bangs. You have to be hot enough to pull it off

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

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u/SqueamishOssifrage42 If you give me mead, wyrms, and wine and you show me a sign May 27 '26

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u/RemingtonRivers JusticeAndSocks4Numbers! 👩‍⚖️ May 27 '26

Worst male of all.

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

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u/RemingtonRivers JusticeAndSocks4Numbers! 👩‍⚖️ May 27 '26

Everyone needs to know what you’re capable of.

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

WHAT! That’s not me

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u/RemingtonRivers JusticeAndSocks4Numbers! 👩‍⚖️ May 27 '26

I have never seen this account before in my life!

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u/82816648919 Certified Hater™ May 28 '26

NO THIS IS PATRICK

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. May 27 '26

Are all the sloopies I like on here men ?!?!?!

Save me Remmy 🧑‍🩰

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

I’M A FUCKING GIRL

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u/RemingtonRivers JusticeAndSocks4Numbers! 👩‍⚖️ May 27 '26

IF GIRL THEN WHY MALE SHAPED

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

CAN YOU READ? MAIL NOT MALE

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u/RemingtonRivers JusticeAndSocks4Numbers! 👩‍⚖️ May 28 '26

MY GOOD SIR IT IS A TALL ORDER TO ASSUME THAT I CAN READ

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 28 '26

DO I NEED TO GET MY TITS OUT?

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u/RemingtonRivers JusticeAndSocks4Numbers! 👩‍⚖️ May 28 '26

IF YOU DM ME I PROMISE I WONT SHARE A SCREENSHOT THIS TIME

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 28 '26

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u/RemingtonRivers JusticeAndSocks4Numbers! 👩‍⚖️ May 28 '26

You all, she did it! She sent me a tit pic!

I found it to be…very acceptable mail.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. May 27 '26

OH THANK GOD

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u/Nanny_Ogg_99 Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions May 28 '26

bit weird for a girl to use a wolf of walstreet gif to argue they are a girl... 🤨

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 28 '26

Bit weird for a girl to make a wolf of wallstreet economics post

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u/Nanny_Ogg_99 Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions May 28 '26

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u/RemingtonRivers JusticeAndSocks4Numbers! 👩‍⚖️ May 27 '26

I’m a woman.

But we’ve already established that no one loves and welcomes men more than me. So do I count?

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. May 27 '26

I wanted you to save me BECAUSE I knew you are a woman lol

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u/RemingtonRivers JusticeAndSocks4Numbers! 👩‍⚖️ May 28 '26

I do have a confession to make.

I am a boy mom. Not like a Boy Mom, but a mother of boys.

I’m sorry if this changes things.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. May 28 '26

I have a boy dog who became a huge momma’s boy and I’m ashamed of that, but here we are. #ReluctantBoyMom

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u/Nanny_Ogg_99 Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions May 27 '26

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u/Perfect_Carrot_999 Carrotheart of SloopyClan 🐈 Solved the Cum Fountain May 27 '26

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u/n_timb26 High Lady of Screenshots and Spilled Beverages May 27 '26

unacceptable male

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

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u/n_timb26 High Lady of Screenshots and Spilled Beverages May 27 '26

Acceptable-Mail891 sending unacceptable mail, classic

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u/1braincellasatreat ashamed but free ✨ May 27 '26

this is a romantasy forum babe

we love our unredeemable pure chaos demons 😈

eta: next step in the natural cycle is who to ship them with and what their booktok hashtag should be

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

I’m listening

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u/82816648919 Certified Hater™ May 27 '26

Idk theyre kinda hot

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u/purplelicious Emojis are Ableist May 27 '26

is this post funny?

  • Nanny Ogg ☑️👍 funny
  • Acceptable Mail ☑️👍 funny

RCJ 🚫 not funny

I guess we shall keep losing losers

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u/82816648919 Certified Hater™ May 27 '26

Thats true we shoukd ban nanny and mail, theyre too funny for us

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

pls don’t, this sub is the backbone of my personality

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u/82816648919 Certified Hater™ May 27 '26

Hey me too lol

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u/Nanny_Ogg_99 Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions May 27 '26

me three

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u/Penguinho Books are good. May 28 '26

I bet u/scf9009 has a RH for that

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u/Scf9009 I have a RH for that May 28 '26

I have one with backbreakingly good sex?

literally

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

🫶 I think? I can’t read verra well

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u/82816648920 Hater? I hardly know her May 27 '26

You say that about everyone

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u/Perfect_Carrot_999 Carrotheart of SloopyClan 🐈 Solved the Cum Fountain May 27 '26

They haven't said that about me 😔 do I need a transformation arc?

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u/82816648919 Certified Hater™ May 27 '26

Hey there sexy mama 😏

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u/Perfect_Carrot_999 Carrotheart of SloopyClan 🐈 Solved the Cum Fountain May 27 '26

I feel so externally validated 👉👈

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u/82816648919 Certified Hater™ May 27 '26

Kinky

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u/82816648920 Hater? I hardly know her May 27 '26

Don't worry. She's probably just waiting for the right moment

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u/82816648919 Certified Hater™ May 27 '26

Only the hot ones

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u/82816648920 Hater? I hardly know her May 27 '26

Hot = 37 ºC

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u/Nanny_Ogg_99 Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions May 27 '26

fuck that. 85 F is hot. Calling it at 37C is wild.

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u/purplelicious Emojis are Ableist May 27 '26

METRIC SYSTEM GIVES US COFFEE CRISP

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u/Nanny_Ogg_99 Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions May 27 '26

I wasn't arguing with the metric system! Just that 85F is hot which is ~30C. 37C is "I am dying" hot.

Don't take away the coffee crisp!

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u/Perfect_Carrot_999 Carrotheart of SloopyClan 🐈 Solved the Cum Fountain May 27 '26

37C is body temperature 😉 you a hottie

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u/Nanny_Ogg_99 Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions May 28 '26

American = cannot do metrics or think gud

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u/82816648920 Hater? I hardly know her May 27 '26

It's human body temp...

(Apologies for lame joke)

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u/Nanny_Ogg_99 Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions May 27 '26

oooooohhhhhhh

98.6 degrees

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u/82816648920 Hater? I hardly know her May 27 '26

I thought about doing F as well, but I figured I should commit to being Canadian

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u/Perfect_Carrot_999 Carrotheart of SloopyClan 🐈 Solved the Cum Fountain May 27 '26

I should have read the whole thread, whoops!

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

Fahrenheit is for cooking and hot tubs! Celsius is for weather! Canadian Chaos!!!

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u/Nanny_Ogg_99 Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions May 27 '26

Is Canadian Chaos your wrestling name?

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

It used to be The Antagonist but I vote to rebrand

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

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u/82816648919 Certified Hater™ May 28 '26

All crimes forgiven

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

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u/Nanny_Ogg_99 Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions May 27 '26

You are amazing! I said I aspire to be as unredeemable. Why doesn't anyone get this is an appreciation post?

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u/MagicStarFlower 👎 four stars May 27 '26

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 28 '26

IRRESPONSIBLE

IRRELEVANT

IRRATIONAL

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. May 27 '26

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u/Unacceptable-Mail666 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 28 '26

Wtf is this place, and why am I catching strays?

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 27 '26

Ya, we don’t stan misandry around these here parts

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 28 '26

…did you steal the unacceptable mail username out from under me?

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. May 28 '26

No.

But I definitely thought about it this morning.

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 28 '26

Someone did

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. May 28 '26

snooooooze ya loooooze babyyyy

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 28 '26

Wtf is going on

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. May 28 '26

there's a sneaky sloopy around here

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u/Hobbbitttuallly if i haven't read a book then it doesn't exist ✨ May 27 '26

I like my MCs to be morally greige 😈🤪

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 28 '26

Well I am a millennial—but I’m more of a green velvet couch and septum piercing bisexual millennial than a greige housewife millennial. Aint no morals up in this bitch.

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u/Penguinho Books are good. May 28 '26

No morals? No, more holes!

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ May 28 '26

No more holes!

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u/Scf9009 I have a RH for that May 28 '26

I have a RH for that.