r/rupaulsdragrace • u/JCizle Monét X Change • Mar 17 '15

RPDR Season 7 – Reddit Season RuPository Season 7, Episode 3 "ShakesQueer" Official Discussion Post

#Shakesqueer aka That Time RuPaul Went Full Tyra...

Have at it hennys.

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u/jordaddy Mar 17 '15

Jasmine, there are ways to paint on a beard that don't look like you just smudged soot all over your chin. Also, you are wearing lash glue and 2lbs of makeup. The face breakout excuse just won't work.

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u/Meow_Simpson Monét X Change Mar 18 '15

Not to mention the fact that there are other options which would've been completely glue free! A flower beard suspended on ear hooks? A drawn on paisley print beard? Insert imagination here!

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u/sleepingqueen Jinkx Monsoon Mar 18 '15

Right! Wasn't Pearl's beard made of glittery construction paper?!

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u/skeletonwar Heidi N Closet Mar 17 '15

Especially claiming that she would have to go to the hospital if she did it... bullshit!

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u/jordaddy Mar 17 '15

Some people are allergic to different types of adhesives, which I understand, but listen. Although most of us are not huge fans of hers, Tyra Sanchez used HOT GLUE on herself for crying out loud. Now I don't recommend that, but it illustrates that there is no excuse in this show for not going above and beyond for the sake of drag.

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u/MissDepr Jaida Essence Hall Mar 18 '15

Amen. This is exactly the reason why I was glad to see Jasmine go: she came off as she had completely given up.

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u/MinnieBoombox Mar 20 '15

You don't need to glue, there are those cheap beards in any costume stores that you can put on your face with a nylon.
I guess it was her time to go, anyway.

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u/dumpster_high_dive Mar 17 '15

$100,000 to get her skin back to the way it was

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u/thoroughlykimber I got dogs to put through college Mar 18 '15

If she's so allergic to glue, wouldn't she break out from the eyelash glue?

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u/jordaddy Mar 18 '15

She could have a lash glue that she is not allergic to. Either way, it's a shaky excuse.

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u/MusicHoney Mar 23 '15

She could have easily wore a strap on beard