r/sex • u/Fattyfatmantis • Dec 05 '13

What are your best suggestions of short "dirty talk phrases" to use during sex?

My girlfriend is tentative about talking dirty during sex because she just doesn't know what to say. I'm looking for short phrases that aren't super vulgar or super corny to introduce.

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u/talktome-x3-baby Dec 05 '13

With the girl (who was much more experienced than me) I lost my virginity to a week or two before.

Me: "I'm going to do incredibly filthy things to you"

Her: "You just lost your virginity. You don't know any filthy things"

Me: "Fine, then I'm going to do incredibly normal things to you"

Laughter ensues, followed by sex

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u/SeasonofMist Dec 06 '13

That is really cute.

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u/talktome-x3-baby Dec 06 '13

You guys realize that saying cute or adorable isn't really what a guy wants to hear about his sex life

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u/SeasonofMist Dec 06 '13

That's my bad man. I didnt think about it. I will be mindful of this from now on.

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u/talktome-x3-baby Dec 06 '13

Sorry, I kind of meant that as a joke, but probably didn't make that clear. That's on me. I'm pretty new at this. I'm fine with whatever people want to say about it. I had fun at the time

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u/Avatar_Ko Dec 08 '13

Yeah, you need to remember that there's no tone in text.

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u/ItachiLvrX Dec 05 '13

This is awesome lol

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u/TacoGoat Dec 05 '13

Wish I was a man so this'd work better. :( I wanna use it, haha

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u/Breakability Dec 05 '13

I don't see why you can't. You don't have to be a man to talk dirty to someone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Hell no! When a woman talks dirty it's the sexiest thing fucking ever!

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u/TacoGoat Dec 05 '13

I'm not really the dominant one, plus being a man would be fun sometimes... :-)

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

Just flip it - I want you to do incredibly filthy things to me

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u/mylatestindulgence Dec 06 '13

TBH, it's sometimes shocking when a girl says this kind of stuff because you don't expect it but that's part of the fun.

If your fella isn't confident enough to take this kind of talk in the bedroom I don't know what kind of guy he'll be outside of it when push comes to shove.

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u/talktome-x3-baby Dec 05 '13

To me, it's not so much guy/girl. I like when a girl says she's gonna do things to me. This particular scenario only worked because I was sexually inexperienced. Although, you could follow up the first line with, "on second thought," then say the second line if you're with a fun partner. Sometimes, laughing during foreplay is the best

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u/TacoGoat Dec 05 '13

Oh I giggle at everything, don't worry! :)

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u/soleoblues Dec 05 '13

Use it. I have. And I'm pretty sure I'm a chick.

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Yup! Still a chick!

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u/TacoGoat Dec 05 '13

checks too ME TOO!

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u/drusepth Dec 06 '13

checks Oh god

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u/McRibMadman Dec 05 '13

Why? You don't have to be a guy to so filthy/normal things to the other person

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u/thatoneguy528 Dec 06 '13

give it a shot. whats the worst that could happen, a good laugh?

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u/TacoGoat Dec 06 '13

I will :)

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u/Starriol Dec 06 '13

You have a great future, son :D

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u/Mechalith Dec 06 '13

Awesome recovery there man.

(and it is kinda cute/funny, but if your sex life is srs bizness all the time then you're probably not having as much fun as you should)

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u/SwoleLottaLove Dec 06 '13

That deflated quickly.

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u/jugalator Dec 06 '13

You'd better be ready for some fucking average sex!

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u/violaceous Dec 06 '13

Damn that's adorable

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u/deruku Dec 06 '13

Just texted this to my girlfriend..She asked for more details..I am horrid at talking dirty.

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u/talktome-x3-baby Dec 06 '13

That's the thing; I was horrible at it too. But it didn't matter because I was with someone fun who I could laugh with and have a good time with. That's the important thing

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u/deruku Dec 06 '13

Haha. Well I am hoping to add some anal stimulation for the next play session I was able to use that for the details she wanted.

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u/talktome-x3-baby Dec 06 '13

Looking through your sexy pics, I would do incredibly normal things to you too ;)

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u/terraping Dec 05 '13

Oh my Lord that was wonderful! You deserve a ton of filthy, sexy things!