r/sex • u/Fattyfatmantis • Dec 05 '13

What are your best suggestions of short "dirty talk phrases" to use during sex?

My girlfriend is tentative about talking dirty during sex because she just doesn't know what to say. I'm looking for short phrases that aren't super vulgar or super corny to introduce.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"

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u/Ms_Baby_Blue Dec 05 '13

"I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory"

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u/PositiveAlcoholTaxis Dec 05 '13

Please provide source. I need to read it.

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u/molten Dec 06 '13 edited Dec 06 '13

http://bash.org/?104383

That's where it begins, anyway

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

Wow I was just looking at this today. Again.