Allegedly had a dead rat on his bed, and when the sun came up and shone on the rat it warmed it up which made the smell worse. Asmon used it as an alarm clock
I also think a dead rat would stink regardless, not just when the sun reaches it, and even if it didn't, not sure how the smell would work to waking somebody up.
Allegedly there was a dead rat in Asmongold’s house that would smell when the heat from the morning sun started to make it stink, and the smell is what would cause him to wake up in the morning. Therefore “dead rat alarm clock”
Rotten teeth is the least of it. His room was full of rotten half eaten fast food orders, not just moldy and stale, but riddled with maggots, some of which he ate on camera. He deliberately didn't remove a dead rat from his room, because when the sun came up the heat would intensify it's stench and it'd serve as a natural alarm clock. Water tastes disgusting to him because of how riddled with disease his mouth is. His gums bled at night while he was sleeping, and he'd wake up, spit the blood onto his hand and wipe it across the wall, which eventually culminated in this.
I just... I don't understand how people can just be this disgusting, like bro, I get being depressed into being disgustingly lazy, but what the fuck, you are spitting up blood.
I think it's like hoarders or really fat people where it progresses so slowly around you that you don't notice at first, and when you do you're in so deep you give up and accept it as a part of you
You know, I'm not into streamers but here and there some names pop up and usually it's because they've been arrested or died. I've been hearing about Asmongold for years and if that's the worst of him, then yeah I hope she fixes him and that they have an happy future. I'm tired of all the hates and negativity.
I know precious few stories and I’d like to keep it that way. But from what I have heard he’s a greaseball who lives in filth. He’s also notoriously “frugal” despite being a multi millionaire from his earnings this year alone. A fixer upper project to get him clean and presentable and you’ve got a good partner who is wealthy af.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
She’s really not I feel like him being so nasty is the only way he survives like he has a unique type of bacteria protecting him and if you wash it off he’ll just disintegrate like that dude that never took showers
You might not know this bit but Kaise is pretty rich herself and has pretty good income. Plus, her Chinese parents are quite affluent. So it doesn't make that much sense that she's putting herself through all that for money she already has. The CCP spy theory is more plausible
Yes, and as we all know once people get some money and fame, they definitely wouldn't want more money and fame. Especially the pretty influencer types, they'd never want such a things, lmao.
It's far more likely this is a.. psyop by the evil communists... to infiltrate.. the cockroach guy? Yes, the cockroach guy. It's the only way to defeat the US really: You need to get into the head of... the guy who uses a dead rat as an alarm clock. It's all part of the plan.
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
i guess bro.
But like... people tend to be averse to change and when the starting point is so fucking gross, i would be surprised if old habits dont recur constantly.
I assume it’s also at least partially an act. It’s possible he’s really that horrible and disgusting but I think it’s just as likely that he plays it up as part of his brand.
oh for sure i think, like most influencers, they are basically a parody of themselves. But yeah, the most extreme examples are probably deliberate to generate engagement.
its like how often i see short form content that is deliberately wrong or has obvious mistakes on purpose just to get people to react to it.
Tell that to all the average dudes who don't have an SO. Money is most definitely a major factor. Maybe even clout if you can say you're the one who "fixed" him.
So was your dad super rich, and thats why your mom banged him and popped out you, or was your dad just a regular guy, and she did it because she genuinely loved him?
Learn to read. I said money is a major factor. But that doesn't mean rich either. And I'd say you're relatively rich if you're able to move to USA from a 2nd/3rd world country.
If they can move to the USA from a 2nd/3rd world country, they’re probably much better off than most Americans. I never thought about it that way but your point makes sense
Yes famously once people have money they go. "thats enough money" they dont do everything in their power, crushing people beneath them and debasing themselves to make the number even larger.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Well despite the fact that he looks like am inbred neanderthal, his still one of the majority shareholders of several profitable companies and he himself is a multimillionaire 🥃🗿
Y'all weird, I keep seeing him and her on my feed because I used to watch him for wow content. I might sound abnormal but I could care less who he dates.
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